Joke (one of my better ones)

[Sirfindafold]

The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the rugged mountains of Alaska for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the campground in the Pope Mobile when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. A helpless Democrat, wearing sandals, shorts, an 'Obama' cap and a 'Save the Trees' t-shirt, was screaming while struggling frantically and thrashing around trying to free himself from the grasp of
a 10-foot grizzly.

As the Pope watched in horror, a group of Republican loggers with 'Go Sarah' t-Shirts came racing up. One quickly fired a .44 magnum into the bear's chest. The other two reached up and pulled the bleeding, semiconscious Democrat from the bear's grasp. Then using long clubs, the three loggers finished off the bear and two of them threw it onto the bed of their truck while the other tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the back seat.

As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come over.. 'I give you my blessing for your brave actions!' he told them. 'I have heard there was a bitter hatred between Republican loggers and Democratic environmental activists, but now I've seen with my own eyes that this is not true.'

As the Pope drove off, one logger asked his buddies, 'Who was that guy?' 'It was the Pope,' another replied. 'He's in direct contact with Heaven and has access to all wisdom.'

'Well,' the logger said, 'he may have access to all wisdom, but he doesn't know squat about bear hunting! By the way, is the bait still alive, or do we need to go back to Massachusetts and get another one?

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

I'm not reading all that.

[smackaholic]

A buddy of mine from maine sent me that joke last week, 'cept they were maine loggers, which made the massachussetts connection logical.

If you were any good at stealing and editing jokes, you would have used seattle as a more logical source for alaskan bear bait.

Actually, they probably should have been oregon loggers, as it would have baited you know who into the conversation to explain how oregon loggers really bear hunt.

[Mikey]

I'm pretty sure the Popemobile is not equipped for off road travel.

[Cuda]

Great story. What hapened next?

[Wolfman]

Maine/Massachusetts might be a better connection, but those Maine loggers would probably speak Quebecois !

[PSUFAN]

Jesus, dude...you really suck at this, I guess

[Rootbeer]

Sirfindafold is taking some in this thread.

- M.A. CBS Sports

[Samurai Gangbang]

I doubt a bear would eat a Massachusetts liberal. One bite and the gusher of semen would be enough for him to run away.

[indyfrisco]

That made absolutely no fucking sense. Dip your penis in battery acid before you corrode the gene pool any further.

Hey! You no rikey my fah-dah?

Sin,

[Samurai Gangbang]

That made absolutely no fucking sense.

Are you referring to my epic take? How many bears do you know who like to eat semen?

[Cuda]

he probably knows lotsof them

oh wait- it's the other way around; he likes semen and knows lots of bears who like to donate

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

How many bears do you know who like to eat semen?

[Cuda]

^^^ That'll rack!

[Trampis]