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by Derron
Mon Apr 03, 2006 9:15 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 27people killed by fucking tornados??? Please explain...
Replies: 32
Views: 2197

27people killed by fucking tornados??? Please explain...

How the fuck does this happen ??

Basement anyone ?? National Weather Service warning ??

Look outside ??

Why live where the weather can off you ??

Is this Gods way of population control in Tentucky and Kennesse ??

This is seriously fucked up....


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by Derron
Mon Apr 03, 2006 8:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Called it
Replies: 15
Views: 578

It is a fallacy to say that only Mexicans will do shit work. What Americans are loathe to do is to work for less than minimum wage. Why should Americans have to compete at sub minimum wage in the job market? Nobody's talking about LEGAL immigrants. We're talking about ILLEGAL immigrants. Feel free ...
by Derron
Mon Apr 03, 2006 8:50 pm
Forum: Golf
Topic: Need Help: Chipping Yips
Replies: 32
Views: 1226

an 8 iron for something a little closer,
I do this quite a bit too...a pro at Pebble beach showed me that one day, and it helps a lot. Keeps the chip a bit lower and predictable.
by Derron
Mon Apr 03, 2006 8:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I want him FIRED!
Replies: 30
Views: 1121

Amazing, cause that is how I pictured you. I bet you are more of a K-Mart guy. Better this than dancing around South Beach with some queers cock up your ass like you do. And to show you how smart you are not, do you honestly think Bubba Hyde would be smart enought to run this humming box thingy ??
by Derron
Mon Apr 03, 2006 8:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I want him FIRED!
Replies: 30
Views: 1121

Methinks Derron may have just outed himself. He obviously has more than a little experience with that picture. Laughing Negative... it's just my astute powers of observation. The OL and I go to a Winco in McMinnville. Theres a Wal Mart right next door. The OL goes in the store and I get a cup of co...
by Derron
Mon Apr 03, 2006 7:50 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: OMG!!- Jim Rome is Dead in an MVA!
Replies: 11
Views: 1916

oh no!!!!! I read the subject line yesterday and called about 50 friends and family who listen to him and told the news. I just now clicked back into the thread to read the details and now I find out it is an arpil fool's joke. oh boy, is my face red. Now I have to call all those people back and le...
by Derron
Mon Apr 03, 2006 7:49 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Think Anyone Might've Been Drinkin' a Little?
Replies: 7
Views: 867

Re-read the story. I'm thinking that Darwin is 6-1 on this one.
Not yet..... we need the bloated floating stiffs before Darwin gets full bode here.
by Derron
Mon Apr 03, 2006 7:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I want him FIRED!
Replies: 30
Views: 1121

You went to Wal-Mart? No further questions. Rack..... Nothing says stereo typing yourself and giving us an instant , mind numbing, fucking puking picture of yourself. 30 something, at least 40Lbs overweight, goatee, sleevelesss t shirt, torn jeans with Copenhagen ring in back pocket, waddling like ...
by Derron
Sat Apr 01, 2006 1:54 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How is an entire city allowed to get away with breaking laws
Replies: 15
Views: 611

why is it ok for us to fund the lives of 11 million foreigners who don't give one shit about us? Because the Federales and SoCal cops are all Mexicans themselves, and its part of Vincente Fox's plan to improve the economy of Mexico by getting rid of more people, so he can continue his coruptive way...
by Derron
Sat Apr 01, 2006 1:43 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I hope he didn't off himself - Red Hickey DEAD!!
Replies: 3
Views: 299

Best Offense ever.... :lol: :lol: :lol:

Sincerely,

Eric and Lyle Menendez.
by Derron
Fri Mar 31, 2006 6:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Called it
Replies: 15
Views: 578

What Americans are loathe to do is to work for less than minimum wage. Why should Americans have to compete at sub minimum wage in the job market? BULL FUCKING SHIT.... What Americans are loathe to do is to work for less than minimum wage. Why should Americans have to compete at sub minimum wage in...
by Derron
Fri Mar 31, 2006 6:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Name my slo-pitch team
Replies: 34
Views: 2936

Bunch of low life beer drinking Fat Bastards.
by Derron
Fri Mar 31, 2006 3:10 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Fuck Bush and his band of minions....
Replies: 16
Views: 610

What exactly are you trying to contribute here? Same as the rest of you. Nothing. No one really cares all that much about your randomly spewed insult bait. But they care enough to start lobbing the usual rethorical bullshit at each other. Like the monkeys in the zoo. Ya know screaming, and throwing...
by Derron
Fri Mar 31, 2006 2:58 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Should Judges... always be lawyers???
Replies: 16
Views: 1027

But I went to Berkeley.
Living proof that the hippies fucked goats.

Also conclusive proof that marijunana and acid do have long term memory loss affects.
by Derron
Fri Mar 31, 2006 1:27 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Fuck Bush and his band of minions....
Replies: 16
Views: 610

..politics and politicians!
What about incesantly whining Democrat bitches who post on message boards every time their pussies drip a bit of blood after they read the latest newspaper pablum every night ??
by Derron
Fri Mar 31, 2006 1:24 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Take me out to the... cock fighting match?
Replies: 12
Views: 1262

Why worry about where it si legal... Anywhere you find Mexicans, you will find cockfighting. Its only a matter of time before they start making the obligatory token cockfighting busts in the Woodburn area here. Few dead roosters, maybe a couple of no comprhende Mexicans, probably some weed, maybe a ...
by Derron
Thu Mar 30, 2006 11:58 pm
Forum: Bitter_Pittsburgher music forum
Topic: Buck Owens esta muerte
Replies: 6
Views: 357

one was a cowboy hat with an 'X' through it and the other said 'file under jazz'. Shame.,.. they should have been shot. It could not have possibly been a musician that did that, since anybody who has a specific style of play named after them does not deserve that disrespect. I know a few profession...
by Derron
Thu Mar 30, 2006 11:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Anyone else have this problem after sex?
Replies: 26
Views: 2110

Most of these jackoffs have never had sex, so they don't know what the fuck you talking about.

I call bullshit.
by Derron
Thu Mar 30, 2006 6:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Name this Forum
Replies: 85
Views: 3983

Bad Smack Room
by Derron
Thu Mar 30, 2006 6:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Anyone else have this problem after sex?
Replies: 26
Views: 2110

Sounds like the clap to me.
by Derron
Wed Mar 29, 2006 9:28 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Randy Johnson: Father of the Year
Replies: 26
Views: 1842

Maybe the resemblance to the rat family comes later in life, I just don't see the rat Randy in her.

Maybe the media can spin how white athletes like to fuck a lot of women too.
by Derron
Wed Mar 29, 2006 6:04 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Fuck Bush and his band of minions....
Replies: 16
Views: 610

Rack me. Put out a pile of political fruit, the flies start buzing around, and then the political junky monkeys fucking pounce. The finish off the fruit (bait), then realize they have nothing to whine about. One decides the others suck, so he shits a big pile of monkey dung and starts throwing it, g...
by Derron
Wed Mar 29, 2006 5:15 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Words of Wisdom From Sharon Stone
Replies: 27
Views: 2002

Bluetooths are a plot of combined stupidity and latent homosexuality, designed by Corporate America to falsely inflate the latent homosexual/fucking idiot sector of the economy.
Fuckk... there s a lot of fags out there then. These things look sooooo gayyy. I see more and more every day.
by Derron
Wed Mar 29, 2006 2:24 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Words of Wisdom From Sharon Stone
Replies: 27
Views: 2002

exposing her tight snatch
You should probably make that re-tightened snatch.

I am thinking she has had a far amount of cock ran through that muff, and probably had the old plastic guy take up a couple of loose spots in there.
by Derron
Wed Mar 29, 2006 2:22 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Zombie Rave Party Killings
Replies: 42
Views: 3217

i'm pretty sure there weren't any hard drugs at this "rave," No I suppose not... just some E and lots of acid. Nothing hard, no crank to help them stay up all night....E and acid are not hard drugs at all. Nothing says tripping better than getting your dome blown off as your coming down f...
by Derron
Wed Mar 29, 2006 1:38 am
Forum: Bitter_Pittsburgher music forum
Topic: Buck Owens esta muerte
Replies: 6
Views: 357

Fuck modern country. Rack the shit out of that. I grew up listening to Buck, Merle, Gene Autry, Bill Monroe, Sons of the Pioneers, George Jones, Conway. These fucking modern country artist's ( Chesney and types) could not stand on their music alone ever. When Randy Travis starts showing up on Class...
by Derron
Wed Mar 29, 2006 1:29 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Fuck Bush and his band of minions....
Replies: 16
Views: 610

Fuck Bush and his band of minions....

Fuck you guys too.

I just wanted to see how many views this bitch would get if you mouth breathing liberals thought I was switching to the dark side.
by Derron
Wed Mar 29, 2006 1:24 am
Forum: Golf
Topic: Need Help: Chipping Yips
Replies: 32
Views: 1226

I always do the little dip trying to "scoop" the ball into the air. That's what is so frustrating. I know exactly what I am doing wrong but have not been able to get my muscle memory to make any change whatsoever. When you do that dip, you always get your knees way in front of the ball, a...
by Derron
Wed Mar 29, 2006 1:16 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Words of Wisdom From Sharon Stone
Replies: 27
Views: 2002

Thank you Whistle and KC Paul..fuckkkkk I find it truly amazing how these FAGGOTS, and I mean FAGGOTS can take a nice, blow job thread and turn it into another panty wad menstruating contest about politics. We were going along with the debate on blow jobs, and you fuckers turn it political. It was a...
by Derron
Tue Mar 28, 2006 11:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Tom Cruise the Proud Daddy of 8 lb. Thetan
Replies: 14
Views: 909

...kid is a big movie star ...kid had big drug problem ...kid has big shrink bills ...kid kills himself You forgot to insert before " kid kills himself" Kid brutually axe murders Mom and Dad and paints satanic slogans all over the murder scene. Too bad for Katie.. I am thinking that littl...
by Derron
Tue Mar 28, 2006 2:29 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: ........i have hit rock bottom........
Replies: 8
Views: 389

Fuck off.
by Derron
Tue Mar 28, 2006 2:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: _why do Mexicans wave the flag?
Replies: 138
Views: 7511

Look at it this way... SoCal is now or damn near 50% or more Hispanic. Soon as the Feds document that, all you pissed off white fucks can claim AA and try to get all the gravy goverment jobs with preference, and all kinds of goverment dole and shit like that. And by 2050, the whole mother fucking co...
by Derron
Tue Mar 28, 2006 1:13 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Airbus 380 evacuates 873 ppl in 80 seconds with only 33 hurt
Replies: 6
Views: 374

Oh my fucking bad... I looked at the calculator to quickly and made a widdle math mistake that the bleeding cunt mikey so astuetly picked up and went poopy pants on me. I see its % 3.75 give or take an arm or missing leg there.... My point was nice doing something considering you could get a broken ...
by Derron
Tue Mar 28, 2006 12:06 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Airbus 380 evacuates 873 ppl in 80 seconds with only 33 hurt
Replies: 6
Views: 374

" Anybody want to participate in a disaster drill??" " Why sure ...what do we do??" "Oh just be one of the people evacuating the aircraft..you may end up with a broken stick, or arm, or crushed dome, or fall 50 feet, or get crushed in the stampede...there is a about a 26% ch...
by Derron
Mon Mar 27, 2006 10:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Cicero is getting over on all of us:
Replies: 52
Views: 1590

Earlier the same day, Cicero wrote: Dinsdale I would expect this comment from you. Pieces of shit band together. I see you, TiC, Goob, Derron, UCunt all drink the same koo-aid. Who's banding together cunt fart ?? Your a fucking idiot and you show it every time you post or attempt to run smack. You ...
by Derron
Mon Mar 27, 2006 10:49 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Who here has a moustache??
Replies: 36
Views: 2390

^^^^^^^^^

Kinda hurts when we can look right into your life through the computer eh ??
by Derron
Mon Mar 27, 2006 9:06 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Who here has a moustache??
Replies: 36
Views: 2390

You mean of course pussy flavor savers right ?? Just mash that stash in the snatch, and then keep licking it all day like a fucking dog.... What is gayer than all these overweight 30 somethings and their goatees, driving their bad ass mother fucking jacked up 4 wd pickups towing their toy haulers wi...
by Derron
Sun Mar 26, 2006 4:52 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: a' grinnin' no more.
Replies: 18
Views: 868

http://www.augustachronicle.com/images/headlines/051904/23977_512.jpg and rack the Hee Haw girls. :) Regardless of whether your like hillbilly or corn music, these 2 were / still are 2 of the best pickers in country / bluegrass music. Buck picked acoustial guitar country / bluegrass style as good a...
by Derron
Sun Mar 26, 2006 1:12 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Any other high school coaches in here?
Replies: 23
Views: 1725

Either your auditor is a cluless dumbfuck like you, or he's just wanting to fuck with you and make you dance a little bit. Either way, there's about a 90% chance he'll fuck the audit up anyhow. Like I would trust the auditor or the company ?? That's what I pay an accountant for, to make sure its al...
by Derron
Sat Mar 25, 2006 7:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Tragic Disasters Are To Be Profited From
Replies: 26
Views: 1409

i can't quite put my finger on it, but something looks wrong with this.
Try pulling your finger out of your asshole and stick it in your mouth and you may begin to have a hint of a clue.