I want him FIRED!

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Mon Apr 03, 2006 6:08 pm

I just went to Wal-Mart to get some food for the pooches. As I walked into the store, I saw the decrepit Wal-Mart Greeter to my right and said, "Hi." He gave me a semi-annoyed half-smile and a "move-it-along-dickweed" gesture with his hand. WTF?

His sole purpose in life is to greet customers and I can't even get a "Hi" back along with the dismissive gesture?!

He's lucky I was in a hurry or I would've slashed the tires on his Rascal.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Mon Apr 03, 2006 6:10 pm

FUCK HIM UP MIKE!!!!

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Mon Apr 03, 2006 6:10 pm

You went to Wal-Mart?

No further questions.

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Mon Apr 03, 2006 6:13 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:You went to Wal-Mart?

No further questions.

I normally get pooch grub at Costco, but we're heading out to Vegas at Noon. Wal-Mart is closer.

Risa · Post by **Risa** » Mon Apr 03, 2006 6:13 pm

Walmart's the only place non-fastfood that hires the elderly and the disabled.

They're evil, but good at the same time :?

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Mon Apr 03, 2006 6:14 pm

OCmike wrote: but we're heading out to Vegas at Noon.

Drive fast or you'll miss tipoff...

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Mon Apr 03, 2006 6:27 pm

It's only about 2 1/2 - 3 hours from here.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Mon Apr 03, 2006 6:44 pm

FUCK HIM UP MIKE!!!!

agreed........when you get back you need to go back to the store and get medievel on him

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Mon Apr 03, 2006 7:46 pm

You went to Wal-Mart?

No further questions.

Rack.....

Nothing says stereo typing yourself and giving us an instant , mind numbing, fucking puking picture of yourself.

30 something, at least 40Lbs overweight, goatee, sleevelesss t shirt, torn jeans with Copenhagen ring in back pocket, waddling like a fucking duck, follwed by your 60 pounds over weight and 8 mothns pregt wife, dragging the screaming brats, while you holler at them to shut the fuck up , we be in public.

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Mon Apr 03, 2006 7:54 pm

Derron wrote:
You went to Wal-Mart?

No further questions.

Rack.....

Nothing says stereo typing yourself and giving us an instant , mind numbing, fucking puking picture of yourself.

30 something, at least 40Lbs overweight, goatee, sleevelesss t shirt, torn jeans with Copenhagen ring in back pocket, waddling like a fucking duck, follwed by your 60 pounds over weight and 8 mothns pregt wife, dragging the screaming brats, while you holler at them to shut the fuck up , we be in public.

That, or I went in real quick to buy some dog food. One of the two...

Terry in Crapchester · Mon Apr 03, 2006 7:57 pm

Derron wrote:
You went to Wal-Mart?

No further questions.

Rack.....

Nothing says stereo typing yourself and giving us an instant , mind numbing, fucking puking picture of yourself.

30 something, at least 40Lbs overweight, goatee, sleevelesss t shirt, torn jeans with Copenhagen ring in back pocket, waddling like a fucking duck, follwed by your 60 pounds over weight and 8 mothns pregt wife, dragging the screaming brats, while you holler at them to shut the fuck up , we be in public.

Methinks Derron may have just outed himself. He obviously has more than a little experience with that picture.

OCmike wrote:That, or I went in real quick to buy some dog food. One of the two...

Hope you picked up some food for the emu while you were at it. I'll bet those things can get really nasty when they're hungry. :wink:

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Mon Apr 03, 2006 8:10 pm

Terry in Crapchester wrote: Methinks Derron may have just outed himself. He obviously has more than a little experience with that picture.

That, or he's picturing a SoCal Wal-Mart with a Midwest crowd. Hell, even the Fontana Wal-Mart doesn't have people that look like that... Wait, I can't back that up.

Terry in Crapchester wrote:Hope you picked up some food for the emu while you were at it. I'll bet those things can get really nasty when they're hungry. :wink:

I cruised by Casa de Emu a few weeks ago and took my 3 y/o in the backyard to get a look at the bird, forgetting that it gets horny as hell in the winter time. After a couple of dry humps, I was outta there. Seeing his Old Man getting cornholed by a large flightless bird would've no doubt left my little dude scarred for life!...Nevermind what it would have done to me.

Squeal like a pig, boah! Squeal! Suuuuieee!! - Emu

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Mon Apr 03, 2006 8:42 pm

Methinks Derron may have just outed himself. He obviously has more than a little experience with that picture. Laughing

Negative... it's just my astute powers of observation. The OL and I go to a Winco in McMinnville. Theres a Wal Mart right next door. The OL goes in the store and I get a cup of coffee and sit in the car, in the Winco lot, not Wal Neck lot, with my dogs and watch the parade of incestuly concieved inbreds waddle in and out of the fucking store.

I will not go in to one of those shit holes. I can get everything I need at other stores, and if if costs me a couple of bucks more, oh well...I just can't stand the sight of all those necks in one spot.

After a couple of dry humps, I was outta there.

If you knew the emu was going to bang you when you went in there ...Why the fuck did you go in there ??

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Mon Apr 03, 2006 8:42 pm

Derron wrote:Nothing says stereo typing yourself and giving us an instant , mind numbing, fucking puking picture of yourself.

30 something, at least 40Lbs overweight, goatee, sleevelesss t shirt, torn jeans with Copenhagen ring in back pocket, waddling like a fucking duck, follwed by your 60 pounds over weight and 8 mothns pregt wife, dragging the screaming brats, while you holler at them to shut the fuck up , we be in public.

Amazing, cause that is how I pictured you. I bet you are more of a K-Mart guy.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Mon Apr 03, 2006 8:46 pm

Amazing, cause that is how I pictured you. I bet you are more of a K-Mart guy.

Better this than dancing around South Beach with some queers cock up your ass like you do.

And to show you how smart you are not, do you honestly think Bubba Hyde would be smart enought to run this humming box thingy ??

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Apr 03, 2006 8:47 pm

Derron wrote:McMinnville

Which is where I think I'm off to for Opening Day.

RACK the living fuck outta Opening Day.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Apr 03, 2006 8:47 pm

OCmike wrote:I just went to Wal-Mart to get some food for the pooches. As I walked into the store, I saw the decrepit Wal-Mart Greeter to my right and said, "Hi." He gave me a semi-annoyed half-smile and a "move-it-along-dickweed" gesture with his hand. WTF?

His sole purpose in life is to greet customers and I can't even get a "Hi" back along with the dismissive gesture?!

He's lucky I was in a hurry or I would've slashed the tires on his Rascal.

You said hi? I do everything within my power to avoid eye contact with these asshats, let alone speak to them.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Apr 03, 2006 8:52 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:[You said hi? I do everything within my power to avoid eye contact with these asshats, let alone speak to them.

Another WalMart shopper outs himself.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Mon Apr 03, 2006 8:53 pm

Derron wrote:
Amazing, cause that is how I pictured you. I bet you are more of a K-Mart guy.

Better this than dancing around South Beach with some queers cock up your ass like you do.

Tampa is the new South Beach??

HELLZ YEAH!!!

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Mon Apr 03, 2006 9:02 pm

Derron wrote:
After a couple of dry humps, I was outta there.
If you knew the emu was going to bang you when you went in there ...Why the fuck did you go in there ??

I moved out in 2001, so it's been a few years since I was around the thing enough to remember something like that.

It went kinda like this:

*bump*
Me: What the-
*bump*
Me: Yes, I remember you too.
*bump*
Me: Okay, I get it.
*bump* *bump*
Me: Wait a second... It's winter, isn't it. Sonofa- Run awaaaaaaaay!!!

Another WalMart shopper outs himself.

Nothing wrong with Walmart for toiletries and the like, as long as the store is in a decent neighborhood.

Don't know how it is in the U&L, but in SoCal as long as the store is in a reasonably middle-class area, the "clientele" aren't that bad. Around here, K-Mart is where you see your standard Blue Ridge Mountaineer.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Apr 03, 2006 9:07 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:[You said hi? I do everything within my power to avoid eye contact with these asshats, let alone speak to them.
Another WalMart shopper outs himself.

And dat's fine.

If I were shopping there for bedroom furniture or laptop computers, I'd be the first to feel ashamed. I really couldn't care less where I pickup paper towel and dish soap.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Apr 03, 2006 9:08 pm

OCmike wrote:Don't know how it is in the U&L, but in SoCal as long as the store is in a reasonably middle-class area

I won't speak for the entire U&L -- just my chunk of it...

"WalMart" and "reasonably middle-class area" are mutually exclusive.

Any more, they get laughed out of the public hearings when they try and open a new one around the Portland area.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Apr 03, 2006 9:17 pm

Cicero wrote:
Derron wrote:Nothing says stereo typing yourself and giving us an instant , mind numbing, fucking puking picture of yourself.

30 something, at least 40Lbs overweight, goatee, sleevelesss t shirt, torn jeans with Copenhagen ring in back pocket, waddling like a fucking duck, follwed by your 60 pounds over weight and 8 mothns pregt wife, dragging the screaming brats, while you holler at them to shut the fuck up , we be in public.

Amazing, cause that is how I pictured you. I bet you are more of a K-Mart guy.

No shit. From the moderate number of Derron’s posts that I’ve been able to decipher, that’s exactly how I pictured him. Only way that dude doesn’t shop exclusively at Wal-Mart is he’s been kicked out, or he is shopping at K-Mart (read: social climber).

trev · Post by **trev** » Mon Apr 03, 2006 10:21 pm

Walmart is horrifying.

Yes, I ended up there a few Saturday nights ago when my son only had one weekend to complete a science project. He was making an animal cell and we went for all kinds of craft embellishments. The prices were incredible, but everything else about the trip was horrific.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 1:00 am

KC Paul 3.0 wrote:
trev's son wrote:Lucky

Funny on many levels, and certainly enough to invoke the Lucky auto-RACK.

trev · Post by **trev** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 1:22 am

KC Paul 3.0 wrote:
trev wrote:Walmart is horrifying.

Yes, I ended up there a few Saturday nights ago when my son only had one weekend to complete a science project. He was making an animal cell and we went for all kinds of craft embellishments. The prices were incredible, but everything else about the trip was horrific.
TRANSLATED: The sons-of-bitches were out of Vodka.

Damn the bad luck.

trev's son wrote:Lucky for ME, that is!

Paul,
Your "jokes" might* be more amusing if I drank vodka.

Besides, California Walmarts don't sell alcohol. They have a huge junk food section I'm sure you're quite familiar with. I can see you in there dressed in your Nascar shirt, beer belly with the fat wife and homely kids somewhere in a Misery Walmart. The picture is way too vivid. *shudder*

*I'm being generous.

Rack Fu · Post by **Rack Fu** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 1:33 am

Dinsdale wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:[You said hi? I do everything within my power to avoid eye contact with these asshats, let alone speak to them.
Another WalMart shopper outs himself.

Get over yourself. Walmart does $315 Billion a year in revenue but no one shops there, right?

I do my grocery shopping at Costco or Randalls for the most part but I hit the Walmart a couple times a month because they do have excellent prices on certain things. My favorite cereal (Kashi Go Lean High Protein) is $4+ at all grocery stores but only $2.50 at Walmart. Baby food is much cheaper, etc.

I'm not going to furnish my home or buy my wardrobe at Walmart but it's a pretty good grocery store.

Plus, Walmart is an excellent place for people watching. Every facet of society is represented. The Derron-esque people are great fodder for conversations with my wife.

WhatsMyName · Post by **WhatsMyName** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 5:18 am

Bizzarofelice wrote:You went to Wal-Mart?

No further questions.

Pretty funny for a fucking toolbox.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 1:22 pm

Plus, Walmart is an excellent place for people watching.

I'd agree. I need to stab my eyes out with an icepick first, but I'd agree.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 1:37 pm

The Derron-esque people are great fodder for conversations with my wife.

Should be... I been fucking your wife for over a year now while you try to catch shoplifters at Wal Neck.

Rack Fu · Post by **Rack Fu** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 2:23 am

Derron wrote:
The Derron-esque people are great fodder for conversations with my wife.
Should be... I been fucking your wife for over a year now while you try to catch shoplifters at Wal Neck.

That's the best you could think of? I think JTR could outwit you, fucking stain.

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