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by Cuda
Thu Apr 18, 2013 7:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It's perfectly obvious now
Replies: 27
Views: 3455

Re: It's perfectly obvious now

GaySC would also describe himself as
a Christian, but not a “bench warming church going judgmental hypocrite.”
by Cuda
Thu Apr 18, 2013 5:28 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It's perfectly obvious now
Replies: 27
Views: 3455

It's perfectly obvious now

why we haven't seen the Ricin Guy's picture plastered all over ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN, FOX and the rest of them. Oh, sure, he's a White Guy, allright, and a Christian too. Just one, little, inconvenient thingie... http://www.theblaze.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/544793_363320307106859_370087030_n.jpg ...
by Cuda
Thu Apr 18, 2013 5:23 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Where is the outrage?
Replies: 71
Views: 4048

Re: Where is the outrage?

When are they going to ban those damned, cheap-ass, "Saturday-Night" pressure cookers?
by Cuda
Thu Apr 18, 2013 2:19 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Where is the outrage?
Replies: 71
Views: 4048

Re: Where is the outrage?

And with the mere mention of "conspiracy"....here comes LTS. :lol: That would be because it probably was a conspiracy. Read mv's post again. Perhaps a "sting" operation that went awry? Oh, those damnable sequester cuts! RackFu is forced to take a furlough day and look what happe...
by Cuda
Wed Apr 17, 2013 7:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Any of you F'ers have a Jeep Wrangler?
Replies: 60
Views: 3583

Re: Any of you F'ers have a Jeep Wrangler?

Smackie gets a rack
by Cuda
Wed Apr 17, 2013 5:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Any of you F'ers have a Jeep Wrangler?
Replies: 60
Views: 3583

Re: Any of you F'ers have a Jeep Wrangler?

trev wrote:
Cuda wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:

Ohhhhh, dear.

Denial isn't just a river in Africa, indeed.
supposedly, the mother is the first to know these thingies.
i guess there's always an exception to the rule
Are you saying my son is a lesbian?
No, Dinsdale did. All I said is you should of already known.
by Cuda
Wed Apr 17, 2013 4:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Where is the outrage?
Replies: 71
Views: 4048

Re: Where is the outrage?

Dr_Phibes wrote: Pots and pans as weapons require foresight and planning, they don't lend themselves to spontanious rage.
Tell that to Mrs. KC Dave
by Cuda
Wed Apr 17, 2013 1:54 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Where is the outrage?
Replies: 71
Views: 4048

Re: Where is the outrage?

shouldn't the sale of nails now be limited to 7 at a time?
by Cuda
Wed Apr 17, 2013 1:53 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Any of you F'ers have a Jeep Wrangler?
Replies: 60
Views: 3583

Re: Any of you F'ers have a Jeep Wrangler?

Dinsdale wrote:
trev wrote:They aren't lezzie cars around here. My son got one...


Ohhhhh, dear.

Denial isn't just a river in Africa, indeed.
supposedly, the mother is the first to know these thingies.
i guess there's always an exception to the rule
by Cuda
Tue Apr 16, 2013 5:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Any of you F'ers have a Jeep Wrangler?
Replies: 60
Views: 3583

Re: Any of you F'ers have a Jeep Wrangler?

kcdave wrote:So, no one else here has a Wrangler, right?
you should of PM'd Wags's daughter
by Cuda
Tue Apr 16, 2013 2:12 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Any of you F'ers have a Jeep Wrangler?
Replies: 60
Views: 3583

Re: Any of you F'ers have a Jeep Wrangler?

mvscal wrote:
kcdave wrote: What else do I need to know?
They're pieces of shit.
Lesbians apparently like them. And Subaru Foresters too
by Cuda
Tue Apr 16, 2013 2:09 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Boston blowed up.
Replies: 140
Views: 9225

Re: Boston blowed up.

still don't get why the cops knocked down the old geezer. is he an arab or something?
by Cuda
Sun Apr 14, 2013 11:34 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What's wrong with this photo?
Replies: 36
Views: 2906

Re: What's wrong with this photo?

Martyred wrote: That and the older bruthah came strapped to the wedding.
Dude, they all pack heat. For formal occasions, the Darkie's preferred "gat" is a Iver Johnson .32 S&W

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Hono(u)rable Mention: Van
by Cuda
Sun Apr 14, 2013 11:19 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Guess who is leading the Masters
Replies: 32
Views: 2336

Re: Guess who is leading the Masters

so did B-Monica welsh on another bet or not? Wolfman wants to know
by Cuda
Sun Apr 14, 2013 9:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Facepalm
Replies: 21
Views: 573

Re: Facepalm

I just think it's pretty fukkin funny that the cop pretends he never got stoned to the bejeezus belt before- and people believe him
by Cuda
Sun Apr 14, 2013 9:41 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: All the ladies in tha' house say "Ho!"
Replies: 8
Views: 992

Re: All the ladies in tha' house say "Ho!"

Oh my fuck! :lol: :lol: :lol:

RACK, Marty
by Cuda
Sun Apr 07, 2013 10:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (!) Sign at the local car wash (!)
Replies: 169
Views: 10860

Re: Sign at the local car wash

Cuda wrote:
R-Jack wrote:It's funny,

When I am looking for a location that allows me to hand wash my car with my own hands, home would be my top 438 options.
Yeah, but you probably have your own hot water
and soap
by Cuda
Sun Apr 07, 2013 10:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (!) Sign at the local car wash (!)
Replies: 169
Views: 10860

Re: Sign at the local car wash

R-Jack wrote:It's funny,

When I am looking for a location that allows me to hand wash my car with my own hands, home would be my top 438 options.
Yeah, but you probably have your own hot water
by Cuda
Thu Apr 04, 2013 2:16 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A Salute to 'Spray
Replies: 20
Views: 420

Re: A Salute to 'Spray

pssssst... red x's, comrade
by Cuda
Wed Apr 03, 2013 8:23 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Holy shit: Bode shutyomouth!
Replies: 16
Views: 553

Re: Holy shit: Bode shutyomouth!

Papa Willie wrote:Jesus, Screwy - another thread dedicated to me? What do you want?
he wants you to want him
by Cuda
Wed Apr 03, 2013 2:11 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Speaking of Cuda......
Replies: 3
Views: 168

Re: Speaking of Cuda......

Papa Willie wrote:http://www.grindtv.com/outdoor/excursio ... 02-pounds/

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:shock:

You would NOT want to fuck with that.
he tried to play Jimmy Houston, so I bit his fucking head off
by Cuda
Tue Apr 02, 2013 9:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jsc on pins and needles
Replies: 93
Views: 6072

Re: Jsc on pins and needles

TfD used a script in chat to make it appear someone was in some made up room names (his were pedophilia-related names). After I expressed disgust at that due to a friend of my mother's having her g/daughter beaten to death by her sperm donor, it snowballed after that. Can we get a translation on th...
by Cuda
Sun Mar 31, 2013 8:09 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jsc on pins and needles
Replies: 93
Views: 6072

Re: Jsc on pins and needles

I'm not the only one who remembers it, fucko Who else remembers? What board was it, and when? mvscal might remember it, or maybe even Buttsy, Jokey might remember it, but he doesn't post here, possibly JSC810. It could possibly have been SCIII, but more likely the Cowduct's old board (TOT?) I doubt...
by Cuda
Sun Mar 31, 2013 5:08 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jsc on pins and needles
Replies: 93
Views: 6072

Re: Jsc on pins and needles

C'mon Smackie....I thought you knew this story by now. TfD used a script in chat to make it appear someone was in some made up room names (his were pedophilia-related names). After I expressed disgust at that due to a friend of my mother's having her g/daughter beaten to death by her sperm donor, i...
by Cuda
Sat Mar 30, 2013 1:43 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jsc on pins and needles
Replies: 93
Views: 6072

Re: Jsc on pins and needles

I'm not the only one who remembers it, fucko
by Cuda
Fri Mar 29, 2013 6:33 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jsc on pins and needles
Replies: 93
Views: 6072

Re: Jsc on pins and needles

Smackie Chan wrote:
War Wagon wrote:You earned that pederast tag for some reason
What was the reason? I either missed it or forgot.
... or maybe you were stoned. It was either SCIII or the Cowduct's board where Diego first made reference to pre-schoolers tending to not realize how sexy they are.
by Cuda
Wed Mar 27, 2013 5:51 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jsc on pins and needles
Replies: 93
Views: 6072

Re: Jsc on pins and needles

Meanwhile, please have your Republican friends bitch about this, and fight this progress as much as possible. By all means, run campaigns with it, include it in the national platform again, keep it as a purity standard for Republicans running for office. It sure will make campaigns much easier. Mos...
by Cuda
Tue Mar 26, 2013 1:42 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: "jewish lightning"
Replies: 5
Views: 220

Re: "jewish lightning"

Martyred wrote:I imagine the owners of the Haymishe Bagel Shop will be putting an insurance claim in soon:

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I guess they couldn't figure out how to start a flood
by Cuda
Mon Mar 25, 2013 3:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jury duty notice
Replies: 36
Views: 3196

Re: Jury duty notice

You got me there. I really never gave that any thought at all.
by Cuda
Sun Mar 24, 2013 9:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jury duty notice
Replies: 36
Views: 3196

Re: Jury duty notice

Are you a normal business man, or just some basement dwelling freak? Why must it be either/or? Might he be a normal freaky basement-dwelling businessman? I believe those are better known as dealers. What the fuck would you know about anything having to do with anyone over age 5, Short Eyes? RACK!, ...
by Cuda
Fri Mar 22, 2013 6:34 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jury duty notice
Replies: 36
Views: 3196

Re: Jury duty notice

Roger_the_Shrubber wrote:No, it really doesn't.

.
Nobody expects you to realize how unstable you are, but it's pretty obvious to everybody else
by Cuda
Thu Mar 21, 2013 7:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: mvscal's Limey brother gets over
Replies: 56
Views: 1355

Re: mvscal's Limey brother gets over

I used them (the TSA) as an example of censorship or security control that is abused and goes to far. Does that make it a bad thing or a necessary evil? Or something in-between? Are you that far gone that you actually have to ask? Censorship and police state tactics which go too far are "bad t...
by Cuda
Thu Mar 21, 2013 7:47 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Happy Wife--->Happy Life
Replies: 17
Views: 515

Re: Happy Wife--->Happy Life

she's hot in that she'd probably burn your house down with you inside if you ever tried to break up with her
by Cuda
Thu Mar 21, 2013 7:05 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jury duty notice
Replies: 36
Views: 3196

Re: Jury duty notice

Roger_the_Shrubber wrote:Sincerely, 2001

Old stupidity is still stupidity Cuda.

:meds:
actually, your self-congratulatory spiel about your peers and a federally qualified jury pool shows you're way more unhinged now than when you talked to the owls and munched on narcotic pain pills.
by Cuda
Thu Mar 21, 2013 2:30 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Happy Wife--->Happy Life
Replies: 17
Views: 515

Re: Happy Wife--->Happy Life

if momma' ain't happy, ain't nobody happy. If "momma ain't happy," just slap the teeth out of her head and "turn that frown upside down." All the fights Tina and I had were about her being sad about something. I get real emotional if you're worrying and don't tell me what it is....
by Cuda
Tue Mar 19, 2013 6:51 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jury duty notice
Replies: 36
Views: 3196

Re: Jury duty notice

OKey doke! Fifth time called. Chosen 4 times. Alternate, member, member, Foreman. I have never tried to get out of it before, and probably won't now. Weird thing is this time, Show up time 12:15 pm. It's usually 7:30 am. That I can deal with. But the only thing I worry about is if it's a Grand Jury...
by Cuda
Sun Mar 17, 2013 10:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Top 3 generals you would have liked to serve for:
Replies: 99
Views: 3621

Re: Top 3 generals you would have liked to serve for:

Dr_Phibes wrote:You can't smoke and they follow you to the bathroom. Who knows, they're probably building naked pyramids in the cafeteria.
They follow you to the bathroom? I don't think I'd be comfortable with that
by Cuda
Sun Mar 10, 2013 9:22 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Asshats about to get powned by the 9th Circuit
Replies: 27
Views: 2261

Re: Asshats about to get powned by the 9th Circuit

Martyred wrote:
88 wrote:Between you and me, I've always thought the scientific theory of a drowned woman not being a witch was a bit sketchy.

GODDAMN RIGHT.

Sincerely,

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:shock:

Oh my!

:lol: :lol: :lol:
by Cuda
Sat Mar 09, 2013 3:07 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Rand Paul Kicking Ass
Replies: 60
Views: 1183

Re: Rand Paul Kicking Ass

Martyred wrote:
Unless your workforce is replaceable by a steady stream of Mexican [KC Scott]muscle[/KC Scott]...
You mean Mexans, right?

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by Cuda
Fri Mar 08, 2013 8:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Poptart will not be amused.
Replies: 6
Views: 966

Re: Poptart will not be amused.

Oh fuck! RACK! Python

:lol: :lol: :lol: