a Christian, but not a “bench warming church going judgmental hypocrite.”
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- Thu Apr 18, 2013 7:37 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: It's perfectly obvious now
- Replies: 27
- Views: 3455
Re: It's perfectly obvious now
GaySC would also describe himself as
- Thu Apr 18, 2013 5:28 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: It's perfectly obvious now
- Replies: 27
- Views: 3455
It's perfectly obvious now
why we haven't seen the Ricin Guy's picture plastered all over ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN, FOX and the rest of them. Oh, sure, he's a White Guy, allright, and a Christian too. Just one, little, inconvenient thingie... http://www.theblaze.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/544793_363320307106859_370087030_n.jpg ...
- Thu Apr 18, 2013 5:23 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Where is the outrage?
- Replies: 71
- Views: 4048
Re: Where is the outrage?
When are they going to ban those damned, cheap-ass, "Saturday-Night" pressure cookers?
- Thu Apr 18, 2013 2:19 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Where is the outrage?
- Replies: 71
- Views: 4048
Re: Where is the outrage?
And with the mere mention of "conspiracy"....here comes LTS. :lol: That would be because it probably was a conspiracy. Read mv's post again. Perhaps a "sting" operation that went awry? Oh, those damnable sequester cuts! RackFu is forced to take a furlough day and look what happe...
- Wed Apr 17, 2013 7:48 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Any of you F'ers have a Jeep Wrangler?
- Replies: 60
- Views: 3583
Re: Any of you F'ers have a Jeep Wrangler?
Smackie gets a rack
- Wed Apr 17, 2013 5:00 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Any of you F'ers have a Jeep Wrangler?
- Replies: 60
- Views: 3583
Re: Any of you F'ers have a Jeep Wrangler?
No, Dinsdale did. All I said is you should of already known.trev wrote:Are you saying my son is a lesbian?Cuda wrote:supposedly, the mother is the first to know these thingies.Dinsdale wrote:
Ohhhhh, dear.
Denial isn't just a river in Africa, indeed.
i guess there's always an exception to the rule
- Wed Apr 17, 2013 4:56 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Where is the outrage?
- Replies: 71
- Views: 4048
Re: Where is the outrage?
Tell that to Mrs. KC DaveDr_Phibes wrote: Pots and pans as weapons require foresight and planning, they don't lend themselves to spontanious rage.
- Wed Apr 17, 2013 1:54 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Where is the outrage?
- Replies: 71
- Views: 4048
Re: Where is the outrage?
shouldn't the sale of nails now be limited to 7 at a time?
- Wed Apr 17, 2013 1:53 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Any of you F'ers have a Jeep Wrangler?
- Replies: 60
- Views: 3583
Re: Any of you F'ers have a Jeep Wrangler?
supposedly, the mother is the first to know these thingies.Dinsdale wrote:trev wrote:They aren't lezzie cars around here. My son got one...
Ohhhhh, dear.
Denial isn't just a river in Africa, indeed.
i guess there's always an exception to the rule
- Tue Apr 16, 2013 5:54 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Any of you F'ers have a Jeep Wrangler?
- Replies: 60
- Views: 3583
Re: Any of you F'ers have a Jeep Wrangler?
you should of PM'd Wags's daughterkcdave wrote:So, no one else here has a Wrangler, right?
- Tue Apr 16, 2013 2:12 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Any of you F'ers have a Jeep Wrangler?
- Replies: 60
- Views: 3583
Re: Any of you F'ers have a Jeep Wrangler?
Lesbians apparently like them. And Subaru Foresters toomvscal wrote:They're pieces of shit.kcdave wrote: What else do I need to know?
- Tue Apr 16, 2013 2:09 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Boston blowed up.
- Replies: 140
- Views: 9225
Re: Boston blowed up.
still don't get why the cops knocked down the old geezer. is he an arab or something?
- Sun Apr 14, 2013 11:34 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: What's wrong with this photo?
- Replies: 36
- Views: 2906
Re: What's wrong with this photo?
Dude, they all pack heat. For formal occasions, the Darkie's preferred "gat" is a Iver Johnson .32 S&WMartyred wrote: That and the older bruthah came strapped to the wedding.
Hono(u)rable Mention: Van
- Sun Apr 14, 2013 11:19 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Guess who is leading the Masters
- Replies: 32
- Views: 2336
Re: Guess who is leading the Masters
so did B-Monica welsh on another bet or not? Wolfman wants to know
- Sun Apr 14, 2013 9:44 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Facepalm
- Replies: 21
- Views: 573
Re: Facepalm
I just think it's pretty fukkin funny that the cop pretends he never got stoned to the bejeezus belt before- and people believe him
- Sun Apr 14, 2013 9:41 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: All the ladies in tha' house say "Ho!"
- Replies: 8
- Views: 992
Re: All the ladies in tha' house say "Ho!"
Oh my fuck!
RACK, Marty
RACK, Marty
- Sun Apr 07, 2013 10:27 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: (!) Sign at the local car wash (!)
- Replies: 169
- Views: 10860
Re: Sign at the local car wash
and soapCuda wrote:Yeah, but you probably have your own hot waterR-Jack wrote:It's funny,
When I am looking for a location that allows me to hand wash my car with my own hands, home would be my top 438 options.
- Sun Apr 07, 2013 10:27 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: (!) Sign at the local car wash (!)
- Replies: 169
- Views: 10860
Re: Sign at the local car wash
Yeah, but you probably have your own hot waterR-Jack wrote:It's funny,
When I am looking for a location that allows me to hand wash my car with my own hands, home would be my top 438 options.
- Thu Apr 04, 2013 2:16 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: A Salute to 'Spray
- Replies: 20
- Views: 420
Re: A Salute to 'Spray
pssssst... red x's, comrade
- Wed Apr 03, 2013 8:23 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Holy shit: Bode shutyomouth!
- Replies: 16
- Views: 553
Re: Holy shit: Bode shutyomouth!
he wants you to want himPapa Willie wrote:Jesus, Screwy - another thread dedicated to me? What do you want?
- Wed Apr 03, 2013 2:11 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Speaking of Cuda......
- Replies: 3
- Views: 168
Re: Speaking of Cuda......
he tried to play Jimmy Houston, so I bit his fucking head offPapa Willie wrote:http://www.grindtv.com/outdoor/excursio ... 02-pounds/
You would NOT want to fuck with that.
- Tue Apr 02, 2013 9:17 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Jsc on pins and needles
- Replies: 93
- Views: 6072
Re: Jsc on pins and needles
TfD used a script in chat to make it appear someone was in some made up room names (his were pedophilia-related names). After I expressed disgust at that due to a friend of my mother's having her g/daughter beaten to death by her sperm donor, it snowballed after that. Can we get a translation on th...
- Sun Mar 31, 2013 8:09 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Jsc on pins and needles
- Replies: 93
- Views: 6072
Re: Jsc on pins and needles
I'm not the only one who remembers it, fucko Who else remembers? What board was it, and when? mvscal might remember it, or maybe even Buttsy, Jokey might remember it, but he doesn't post here, possibly JSC810. It could possibly have been SCIII, but more likely the Cowduct's old board (TOT?) I doubt...
- Sun Mar 31, 2013 5:08 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Jsc on pins and needles
- Replies: 93
- Views: 6072
Re: Jsc on pins and needles
C'mon Smackie....I thought you knew this story by now. TfD used a script in chat to make it appear someone was in some made up room names (his were pedophilia-related names). After I expressed disgust at that due to a friend of my mother's having her g/daughter beaten to death by her sperm donor, i...
- Sat Mar 30, 2013 1:43 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Jsc on pins and needles
- Replies: 93
- Views: 6072
Re: Jsc on pins and needles
I'm not the only one who remembers it, fucko
- Fri Mar 29, 2013 6:33 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Jsc on pins and needles
- Replies: 93
- Views: 6072
Re: Jsc on pins and needles
... or maybe you were stoned. It was either SCIII or the Cowduct's board where Diego first made reference to pre-schoolers tending to not realize how sexy they are.Smackie Chan wrote:What was the reason? I either missed it or forgot.War Wagon wrote:You earned that pederast tag for some reason
- Wed Mar 27, 2013 5:51 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Jsc on pins and needles
- Replies: 93
- Views: 6072
Re: Jsc on pins and needles
Meanwhile, please have your Republican friends bitch about this, and fight this progress as much as possible. By all means, run campaigns with it, include it in the national platform again, keep it as a purity standard for Republicans running for office. It sure will make campaigns much easier. Mos...
- Tue Mar 26, 2013 1:42 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: "jewish lightning"
- Replies: 5
- Views: 220
Re: "jewish lightning"
I guess they couldn't figure out how to start a floodMartyred wrote:I imagine the owners of the Haymishe Bagel Shop will be putting an insurance claim in soon:
- Mon Mar 25, 2013 3:55 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Jury duty notice
- Replies: 36
- Views: 3196
Re: Jury duty notice
You got me there. I really never gave that any thought at all.
- Sun Mar 24, 2013 9:00 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Jury duty notice
- Replies: 36
- Views: 3196
Re: Jury duty notice
Are you a normal business man, or just some basement dwelling freak? Why must it be either/or? Might he be a normal freaky basement-dwelling businessman? I believe those are better known as dealers. What the fuck would you know about anything having to do with anyone over age 5, Short Eyes? RACK!, ...
- Fri Mar 22, 2013 6:34 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Jury duty notice
- Replies: 36
- Views: 3196
Re: Jury duty notice
Nobody expects you to realize how unstable you are, but it's pretty obvious to everybody elseRoger_the_Shrubber wrote:No, it really doesn't.
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- Thu Mar 21, 2013 7:54 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: mvscal's Limey brother gets over
- Replies: 56
- Views: 1355
Re: mvscal's Limey brother gets over
I used them (the TSA) as an example of censorship or security control that is abused and goes to far. Does that make it a bad thing or a necessary evil? Or something in-between? Are you that far gone that you actually have to ask? Censorship and police state tactics which go too far are "bad t...
- Thu Mar 21, 2013 7:47 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Happy Wife--->Happy Life
- Replies: 17
- Views: 515
Re: Happy Wife--->Happy Life
she's hot in that she'd probably burn your house down with you inside if you ever tried to break up with her
- Thu Mar 21, 2013 7:05 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Jury duty notice
- Replies: 36
- Views: 3196
Re: Jury duty notice
actually, your self-congratulatory spiel about your peers and a federally qualified jury pool shows you're way more unhinged now than when you talked to the owls and munched on narcotic pain pills.Roger_the_Shrubber wrote:Sincerely, 2001
Old stupidity is still stupidity Cuda.
- Thu Mar 21, 2013 2:30 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Happy Wife--->Happy Life
- Replies: 17
- Views: 515
Re: Happy Wife--->Happy Life
if momma' ain't happy, ain't nobody happy. If "momma ain't happy," just slap the teeth out of her head and "turn that frown upside down." All the fights Tina and I had were about her being sad about something. I get real emotional if you're worrying and don't tell me what it is....
- Tue Mar 19, 2013 6:51 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Jury duty notice
- Replies: 36
- Views: 3196
Re: Jury duty notice
OKey doke! Fifth time called. Chosen 4 times. Alternate, member, member, Foreman. I have never tried to get out of it before, and probably won't now. Weird thing is this time, Show up time 12:15 pm. It's usually 7:30 am. That I can deal with. But the only thing I worry about is if it's a Grand Jury...
- Sun Mar 17, 2013 10:11 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Top 3 generals you would have liked to serve for:
- Replies: 99
- Views: 3621
Re: Top 3 generals you would have liked to serve for:
They follow you to the bathroom? I don't think I'd be comfortable with thatDr_Phibes wrote:You can't smoke and they follow you to the bathroom. Who knows, they're probably building naked pyramids in the cafeteria.
- Sun Mar 10, 2013 9:22 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Asshats about to get powned by the 9th Circuit
- Replies: 27
- Views: 2261
Re: Asshats about to get powned by the 9th Circuit
Martyred wrote:88 wrote:Between you and me, I've always thought the scientific theory of a drowned woman not being a witch was a bit sketchy.
GODDAMN RIGHT.
Sincerely,
Oh my!
- Sat Mar 09, 2013 3:07 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Rand Paul Kicking Ass
- Replies: 60
- Views: 1183
Re: Rand Paul Kicking Ass
You mean Mexans, right?Martyred wrote:
Unless your workforce is replaceable by a steady stream of Mexican [KC Scott]muscle[/KC Scott]...
- Fri Mar 08, 2013 8:20 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Poptart will not be amused.
- Replies: 6
- Views: 966
Re: Poptart will not be amused.
Oh fuck! RACK! Python