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by Carson
Wed Jul 04, 2007 2:53 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Stadium Capacity Tells a Lot
Replies: 34
Views: 2937

Jsc810 wrote:Image
The scary thing is this pic is NOT from a wide-angle lense.
by Carson
Thu May 31, 2007 2:48 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Little Piggy Murders Majestic Hog
Replies: 50
Views: 4010

Ask a rabbi just how amazing an entity a pig is.

...or are you an Anti-Semite?
by Carson
Tue May 29, 2007 7:40 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Little Piggy Murders Majestic Hog
Replies: 50
Views: 4010

Feral hogs are the South's version of city rats: overpopulated, dirty and eating up the food supply.

They attack on sight, also. Especially ponytailed hippies out in their herb gardens.
by Carson
Tue May 22, 2007 2:47 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Most Ignorant Prudish U.S. City
Replies: 14
Views: 1626

Hooters is not the only restaurant to be fooled by the traffic surveys here. At least they are moving into an old building instead of getting reamed by the city on a new one. TGIFridays built new and only lasted a year before closing up.

I predict a shooting at Hooters-Gump within 30 days.
by Carson
Wed Apr 11, 2007 1:49 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Anyone read Terry Bowden's Yahoo Analysis
Replies: 5
Views: 408

Re: Anyone read Terry Bowden's Yahoo Analysis

...and this guy was a division 1 football coach... Key word in that statement. Yet, Terry Tot was known for his expertise at recruiting: Step 1 - Get on TV every chance you get and talk about how great your Daddy is. Step 2 - Wait until your Daddy has all the recruits he wants or needs. Step 3 - Ru...
by Carson
Mon Mar 26, 2007 10:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 300
Replies: 100
Views: 5352

WW: The lane oil was probably out of spec because a drunken mechanic screwed up the applicator machine.

Sucks to be you, but congrats anyway.
by Carson
Tue Mar 13, 2007 11:41 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: By popular demand... the lists!
Replies: 46
Views: 3198

What's shocking is that THREE of SCIII's more influential posters (They were some of my favs) weren't on the list and ....... they only had ONE NIC. But because it had Troll in them. MCET Col Kurtz Troll SirTrollAlot Three different people, each with one nic, but because it had troll in it. No love...
by Carson
Tue Mar 13, 2007 11:34 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The New Deputy
Replies: 109
Views: 5886

Atomic Punk wrote:MCET stopped posting as soon as Shrubber told people what MCET's real name was. He is missed... MCET that is.
Gee, thanks Rog. Asshole.

MCET's greatest work was when he wiped his ass with that flying monkey thing. Gargoyle perhaps?
by Carson
Fri Feb 16, 2007 3:55 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Yo MuchoBulls...
Replies: 12
Views: 504

You hear correctly.
by Carson
Thu Feb 15, 2007 7:18 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Hey, Carson or Spinach Genie
Replies: 5
Views: 756

Ask him if he played for Shug Jordan or Doug Barfield.
by Carson
Thu Feb 15, 2007 7:14 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Yo MuchoBulls...
Replies: 12
Views: 504

Blake Field is so bad that Tubs played a gimpy Cox for half the season.

The next Auburn QB will be Kodi Burns or Neal Caudle.
by Carson
Wed Feb 14, 2007 4:47 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Yo MuchoBulls...
Replies: 12
Views: 504

Yo MuchoBulls...

South Florida comes to Jordan Hare on Sept. 8, 2007.

SEC vs Big East early in season.

Ya coming?
by Carson
Sun Feb 11, 2007 4:03 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Your all-time favorite college player?
Replies: 44
Views: 2125

Why don't you ask somebody who started watching college football before the formation of the BCS about Brian Bosworth...? the_ouskull Dude, I was in school at Auburn when both Bo and this Boz freak you are infatuated with were playing college ball. And excuuuuuse me for not having 500 pictures of B...
by Carson
Sat Feb 10, 2007 9:44 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Your all-time favorite college player?
Replies: 44
Views: 2125

I got two words for the Boz: Bo Jackson And I got two words for Carson... Try. Originality. NObody in the league could have made that play on Bo, given the angle and the head of steam Bo already had. That Boz at least tried to make it says a lot more about him than some random, drive-by, "Bo J...
by Carson
Sat Feb 10, 2007 3:30 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Worst coach in the country goes to....
Replies: 32
Views: 749

SoCalTrjn wrote:Id have to say the worst coach in D1 is Sylvester Croom, his team is outclassed and he is out coached in every conf game they play in
^^^^^^^^^
Major reason why Mike Shula got fired.
by Carson
Sat Feb 10, 2007 3:24 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Your all-time favorite college player?
Replies: 44
Views: 2125

I got two words for the Boz:


Bo

Jackson
by Carson
Sat Feb 10, 2007 3:20 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Celebreties who have choked on their own vomit
Replies: 33
Views: 2134

Don't forget: Hank Williams choked on his own puke in the back of a Cadillac on New Year's Eve.

A trendsetter...
by Carson
Thu Feb 01, 2007 4:59 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Rivals.com recruiting team rankings
Replies: 235
Views: 10695

Bobby Bowden has NEVER had discipline problems and has NEVER strong-armed recruits.

Sin,

Tommy Flanigan
Pathological Liar
by Carson
Sat Jan 27, 2007 5:53 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Rivals.com recruiting team rankings
Replies: 235
Views: 10695

Cicero wrote:Jimbo will be the HC or possibly Petrino if he doesnt succeed in the NFL and the timing is right.
Terry Tot Bowden will be your next HC.

Search your feelings, you know this to be true...
by Carson
Tue Jan 23, 2007 6:25 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Seminole Rap
Replies: 3
Views: 232

Re: Seminole Rap

Mr T wrote:Seminole Rap - Youtube

An oldie that still hurts to watch after the 31-0 beating in miami....

Enjoy nole haters and 80 football rap lovers
I remember watching Deion and Co. performing it on the sidelines right before kickoff.
It was a special Labor Day night game.
'Ol Bobby was proud...not.
by Carson
Wed Jan 10, 2007 2:34 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Final AP rankings out
Replies: 14
Views: 560

Sudden Sam wrote:6 out of the top 25 for the SEC. Not too bad in a "down" year!

And Auburn beat Florida and LSU. Damn!
I'm glad SOMEBODY noticed...
by Carson
Sat Jan 06, 2007 4:12 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: random thoughts on the Sugar Bowl
Replies: 9
Views: 438

I'm pointing out the irony in the rankings.

That's all I wanted.
by Carson
Fri Jan 05, 2007 7:07 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: random thoughts on the Sugar Bowl
Replies: 9
Views: 438

Auburn will have beaten two Top 5 teams yet are being discounted for losing to the SEC runner-up and their oldest rival.
by Carson
Fri Jan 05, 2007 4:12 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Whirlwind in Tallahassee
Replies: 20
Views: 778

Trickett and Fisher were assistants for Terry Tot Bowden.

Trickett had a meltdown at the Independence Bowl and went into the stands to fight a fan. Players hated him.

Is Daddy setting the table for the return of the Tot?
by Carson
Thu Jan 04, 2007 1:16 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: ND accepts invitation to Orange Bowl next year
Replies: 50
Views: 877

Nice original thought, cumlapper.
by Carson
Thu Jan 04, 2007 5:47 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Sugar Bowl - LSU v. Notre Dame - In Game
Replies: 44
Views: 1375

Dammit, now I'm REALLY mad about Southerners being called inbreeders!!!
by Carson
Thu Jan 04, 2007 4:02 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Sugar Bowl - LSU v. Notre Dame - In Game
Replies: 44
Views: 1375

Is Les Miles really a dumbass? I remember when they played Tennecleats last year and dude was trying to call a timeout to stop the clock when the previous play had been an incomplete pass. Luckily for him, he had an assistant coach who knew what the hell was going on. He did that against Auburn las...
by Carson
Thu Jan 04, 2007 1:32 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Sugar Bowl - LSU v. Notre Dame - In Game
Replies: 44
Views: 1375

I will enjoy watching (a team Auburn beat) taking (the most overrated program today) to the woodshed.
by Carson
Thu Jan 04, 2007 12:53 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Saban - Alabama far from a Dead Deal
Replies: 51
Views: 3480

Sam, look at it this way, Saban brings in top10 recruiting classes for the 5 years(example), brings bama back to top of programs, then bolts, leaving 5 star talent and a team fighting for bcs bowl and titles. thus, the job becomes wanted by many, replacing him is easy as pie then. Sure, just like L...
by Carson
Wed Jan 03, 2007 1:20 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Great...Auburn vs Nebraska in Cotton Bowl
Replies: 48
Views: 2610

This is great.

I have Bamafan running smack for me.

WAR SEC unity against Big12tardhusker
by Carson
Wed Jan 03, 2007 1:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Posters we need to see more from in 2007
Replies: 62
Views: 4700

index?
by Carson
Tue Jan 02, 2007 6:11 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Bob Stoops' job security...
Replies: 41
Views: 1309

the_ouskull wrote:Losing is tough, but not as tough as knowing that your $3 million man and his staff got outcoached by a coach whose team plays on a blue fucking field.

the_ouskull
If Bama signs Saban, you better get ready for Stoop's corresponding pay raise.
by Carson
Tue Jan 02, 2007 12:55 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Saban - Alabama far from a Dead Deal
Replies: 51
Views: 3480

UPDATE: Saban to meet with bama's AD tomorrow to discuss a 45 mil deal over 8-10 years; about what he is already making in Miami.
I can't wait until his first "Welcome to Bammer" visit from one of the trustees and he tells them to shove it.

WAR Hate & Dissent at the enemy's camp.
by Carson
Mon Jan 01, 2007 8:49 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Great...Auburn vs Nebraska in Cotton Bowl
Replies: 48
Views: 2610

Looks like brad will have to go elsewhere for his homo-anal fixations now.

With MAJOR assistance to NU from the officials, Auburn still won 17-14. Touchdown catch? What touchdown catch? Even senile Sumrall saw that one.

I wonder if Auburnfan applauded the Huskers as they left the field.
by Carson
Sat Dec 30, 2006 9:22 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Saban - Alabama far from a Dead Deal
Replies: 51
Views: 3480

Bammer control freaks will sell their soul to the Devil if it means(hopefully) beating Auburn.

They know they have crapped their bed and they are tired of sleeping in it.
by Carson
Wed Dec 27, 2006 3:58 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Great...Auburn vs Nebraska in Cotton Bowl
Replies: 48
Views: 2610

brad, Burt Reynolds called. He wants his arrow back that he shot into your brother down by the river. Seriously folks, Auburn will be ready to play this time. Tuberville and Borges caught total hell for last year's bowl and the DC was run out of town. I just hope no more of our players flunk their d...
by Carson
Tue Dec 26, 2006 11:37 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Question for Bobby Bowden Historians
Replies: 3
Views: 192

Question for Bobby Bowden Historians

Went to see We Are Marshall today. Fair flick. The movie has a scene where Bobby Bowden shares his knowledge of the veer offense he was running at WVU at the time. Bobby Bowden, offensive genius, ran the VEER??? The veer is an option offense used by high schools. Doug Barfield was run off from Aubur...
by Carson
Tue Dec 26, 2006 6:36 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Great...Auburn vs Nebraska in Cotton Bowl
Replies: 48
Views: 2610

I shoulda spell chekked.
by Carson
Tue Dec 26, 2006 4:33 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Great...Auburn vs Nebraska in Cotton Bowl
Replies: 48
Views: 2610

Blatent Bowl Week Bump

brad: the only difference between you and the mullets down here is you have to shovel snow away from your mother's basement door to go work at the recycling center.
by Carson
Tue Dec 26, 2006 4:23 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: ESPN readers list?
Replies: 10
Views: 309

Can I C&P that into my Cotton Bowl thread?