Madonna - Intensive Care!

[Softball Bat]

Well, she is still hospitalized and is said to have been in the ICU for a few days.

She is supposedly recovering from a serious bacterial infection.

Madonna's current tour is -----> postponed.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-66049222

[Mikey]

I’d hit it.

sin
dins

[smackaholic]

Has there ever been a woman less like a virgin than Madonna in 2023?

Even Dins might take a pass.

Nahhhh, of course he'd hit it.

Speaking in Dins, have there been any sightings? I'd hate to think he met his demise when a date rolled over on him in the middle of the night.

[Diego in Seattle]

Has there ever been a woman less like a virgin than Madonna in 2023?

Even Dins might take a pass.

Nahhhh, of course he'd hit it.

Speaking in Dins, have there been any sightings? I'd hate to think he met his demise when a date rolled over on him in the middle of the night.

He's busy taking lessons on how to pump gas, since Oregon just rescinded their law banning pumping your own gas.

[Screw_Michigan]

He's busy taking lessons on how to pump gas, since Oregon just rescinded their law banning pumping your own gas.

Why would he need to take lesson? It's his career.

[Sven Golly]

Madonna...had an infection?..No way...

[Softball Bat]

https://www.tmz.com/2023/06/29/madonna- ... infection/

Madonna is not out of the woods after being hospitalized for a serious bacterial infection ... we're told she's still bedridden and people around her think she's in no shape to kick off her world tour.

Sources with direct knowledge tell TMZ ... Madonna's been vomiting uncontrollably since being discharged from the hospital, and the infection is still wreaking havoc on her body.

We're told Madonna is still too sick to even get out of her bed at her New York City apartment...







Not sounding very positive.

[Meat Head]

Madonna...had an infection?..No way...

Madona and a petri dish
















Oh you figure it out.

[Softball Bat]

petri

[L45B]

I hear she has Borderline vaginosis.

[Dr_Phibes]

Oregon just rescinded their law banning pumping your own gas.

That's weird. Why would you ban that

[Diego in Seattle]

Oregon just rescinded their law banning pumping your own gas.

That's weird. Why would you ban that

It was thought to be too dangerous of a task for the average motorists in 1951.

Some might argue it still is....



While most drivers became more proficient as the number of drivers grew during the 50's & 60's the law in Oregon was kept to preserve jobs, especially in rural areas where jobs were hard to find.