Unabomber Unalive

[Diego in Seattle]

Found dead in his cell at 81.

[Screw_Michigan]

The most famous Univ of Michigan grad, dead

[Igor]

Since Kaczynski rhymes with Lewinsky, honorable mention in the Death Pool for Wolfman.

That and $2 buys you coffee at McDonalds. Woo woo

[Smackie Chan]

Saw his Montana cabin on display at the Newseum in DC before it went under. Not sure what they did with the cabin.

[Kierland]

They gave it back to the FBI who has it at the Hoover Building as part of the FBI Experience. They said you need a background check to do the tour so we skipped it.

[Smackie Chan]

It was on display next to the car the DC sniper used & got all shot up. Part of the FBI experience, too?

[Donnie Baker's Ghost]

An FBI theme park seems contrary to their stated mission.

[Dr_Phibes]

Not sure what they did with the cabin.

Converted it to the Jeffrey Dahmer Cafeteria no doubt.

[mvscal]

Since Kaczynski rhymes with Lewinsky,

There once was a gal named Lewinsky
Who played on a flute like Stravinsky
‘Twas “Hail to the Chief”
On his flute made of beef
That stole the front page from Kaczynski.

[Diego in Seattle]

Since Kaczynski rhymes with Lewinsky,

There once was a gal named Lewinsky
Who played on a flute like Stravinsky
‘Twas “Hail to the Chief”
On his flute made of beef
That stole the front page from Kaczynski.

Stravinsky was a pianist, imbecile.

[Carson]

Found dead in his cell at 81.

Diffused

[Mikey]

Since Kaczynski rhymes with Lewinsky,

There once was a gal named Lewinsky
Who played on a flute like Stravinsky
‘Twas “Hail to the Chief”
On his flute made of beef
That stole the front page from Kaczynski.

Stravinsky was a pianist, imbecile.

Maybe he was referring to a different Stravinsky. Like brother Roman, Yury or Gury. Or maybe cousin Dick Stravinsky.

[The Whistle Is Screaming]

Since Kaczynski rhymes with Lewinsky,

There once was a gal named Lewinsky
Who played on a flute like Stravinsky
‘Twas “Hail to the Chief”
On his flute made of beef
That stole the front page from Kaczynski.

Stravinsky was a pianist, imbecile.

Stravinsky tickled the ivories, Lewinsky tickled with her ivories....the judges will allow.

Carry on