I have determined that the following posters...

[Softball Bat]

are AI

They are bots.



LTS TRN 2
Carson
Diego in Seattle
Bill in Houston
schmick
ML@Coyote
Derron57


There are probably more.



You may feel free to PM me for more information.

[LTS TRN 2]

I'm a "bot"? Really? And bots have actual opinions and observations? Bots write in verse if it amuses them?

(Hillary goes to see Hamilton)

Out,out,damned spot...perhaps some purple cunt
Could best provide the succulent relief
Demanded in the wake of Trump's brash stunt
(Somehow allowed, defying all belief..),
Come give me quick some good young naughty bits--
As Bill would say, "The ones that walk the walk"--
And let her be a quiet soul that fits
My stormy disposition, not to talk,
But to inter the fury of my thrust.
My femininity, a cunning mask
Of falsity which could not gather trust,
Will now but bow and pray and taste, not ask...
What could have been? Why him, not me? Why HIM?
No..just the ever lapping of the quim...

Frankly, I'd suggest that an anonymous Ned Flanders type who supposedly lives in Korea and insists the earth is flat is far more likely to be something other than that which he would prefer to appear. :wink:

[Diego in Seattle]

SC can confirm that this bot was at the trollstop in LA 15-20 years ago.

Idiot....

[Bill in Houston]

You occasionally have a decent take.

You are occasionally full of shit.

Occasionally you are clueless.

You haven’t determined shit.

[Screw_Michigan]

There are probably more.

Dan Vogel
MgoBlueLight_Special
G'o C'o'o'g's
Left Behinder
88braincells

[Patrick Bateman]

There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity.

[Softball Bat]

the fury of my thrust

Sincerely,

Penthouse Forum

[Screw_Michigan]

There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity.

No can do, Baxter. I have an 8:30 res at Dorcia. Great sea urchin ceviche.

[LTS TRN 2]

the fury of my thrust

Sincerely,

Penthouse Forum

Hey, when Hillary straps it on, the ImAFag secrets start spilling their tales...

[Mikey]

ImAFag?

[Softball Bat]

Left Behinder

I think the admins finally realized he was a bot, and they -----> cut him!

[L45B]

The admins you noted are all bots, allegedly.

But to cover their tracks, they’re cutting loose other bots and posters who possess extremely bot-like behavior.

Ya know, like the metal-headed freaks posting the same spam day in and day out.

Almost lights out for good in this old barn anyways.

[Carson]

Not a bot.

Here's my picture to prove it:

[Softball Bat]

bot

[LTS TRN 2]

ImAFag?

Yes, Mikey, ImAFag as in labia majora and minora. What, are you really so dense? It's about Hillary trying to drown her shock, anger and pain in a bender of lesbo sex. Shall I provide a link of some videos? :wink:

[LTS TRN 2]

Hey, where are any of you total frauds? What, you just run away..? :P

[Mikey]

Some may have determined that you are not worth responding to.

Tired, tedious, tard.
Just go away.

[LTS TRN 2]

C'mon Mikey, I challenge you to a sonnet contest. Or if you prefer, a limerick duel.

I figuratively slap you with my glove. :o

[Mikey]

Sonnet contest? Limerick duel?



Talk about “ImAFag.”

[LTS TRN 2]

What, you assume a sonnet or limerick has to be "ImAFag" or delicate? Perhaps it's out of your league, but this is after all for the most part a written forum.

[FiatLux]

Don't feed the troll.

[LTS TRN 2]

Says sandwich pic fuck...

[LTS TRN 2]

Sonnet contest? Limerick duel?



Talk about “ImAFag.”

There once was a poster named Mike
Who said, "Hey, I'm really a dyke!
I also love Jerry, and dosing quite merry,
I realize I'm also a kike."

[Mikey]

There once was a troll called TRN
Whose ancestors are stored in an urn
When asked “What’s with you?”
Said “I’m actually a Jew,
which I don’t want anybody to learn.”

[LTS TRN 2]

Your outlook on life, your jewish prism...

Maybe it's because they made a mess out of your circumcision?

No, it wasn't the tribe who pushed for circumcision to be "normal " and routine, but rather the lunatic John Harvey Kellogg, who while not MOT did earn a place in the pantheon of the 20th century's Greatest Quacks along with Marx, Freud, B.F. Skinner, and Einstein (!), all of whom are members of the tribe.

[LTS TRN 2]

It was Kellogg's quackery that led to the lunacy of routine circumcision being introduced in America.

As for Einstein, here's a researched take..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcIL4kUBZfA

[Softball Bat]

it (LTS) is a deep bot with above average artificial intelligence.

These bots have come a long way.



Other bots seen early in internet history were the web crawlers for the first search engines.
The first bot used to index web pages was WebCrawler, created in 1994. It was first used by
AOL in 1995, then bought out by Excite in 1997. The most famous internet crawler,
Googlebot, was originally called BackRub when it was created in 1996.

https://abusix.com/resources/botnets/a- ... net-today/




If early bots could give back rubs, imagine what LTS could do for us.

[Screw_Michigan]

If early bots could give back rubs, imagine what LTS could do for us.

Woah!

Lordy!

[LTS TRN 2]

it (LTS) is a deep bot with above average artificial intelligence.

These bots have come a long way.



Other bots seen early in internet history were the web crawlers for the first search engines.
The first bot used to index web pages was WebCrawler, created in 1994. It was first used by
AOL in 1995, then bought out by Excite in 1997. The most famous internet crawler,
Googlebot, was originally called BackRub when it was created in 1996.

https://abusix.com/resources/botnets/a- ... net-today/




If early bots could give back rubs, imagine what LTS could do for us.

Ask and ye shall receive... :wink:


Love of Life
Had Summer come too soon, or was this Spring
Deceived by cloudless skies? There was a ring
Of early flowers still remaining, but
The grass was full and tall—had not been cut
In months I noticed as I lay my bike
Out of the way. Michelle asked if I’d like
To share a funny little cigarette.
“No, no”—she seemed pleased—“I would never let
Something like that get in the way of you,
I want only you in my senses, through
And through, filling me up—I want to grow
And fill the sky that I might hold you. “Oh,”
She laughed, a nodding smile—looked around,
And spread a thin green blanket on the ground—
Her graceful curves—her looks to stop a ship
On distant seas—the flimsy sheer front-clip
Brassiere promptly surrendering her breasts—
Proud supple orbs—warm welcoming ripe rests
For hovering lips and hands. I slid her shorts
Down off her tawny legs—some tennis courts
Nearby made noises now and then as we
Lay snuggled low among the tall bushy
Grass fluffed along the hillside. The last light
Of that warm evening glowed and all was right
For nature’s grand procession. Lifting her
From her bottom—feeling her start to stir
Within my hands—I softly kissed her knees,
Her navel, my tongue flicking close to tease
Her tender fragrant hillock which I now
Revealed, slipping off her lace while somehow
Unbuckling my struggling bluejeans with my
Left hand. She laughed and said, “Here, let me try,”
And placed her hand upon my swollen pride.
She let her fingers trace and glide
In shapes across her fresh-kissed thighs—her hips
Arranging themselves. Glistening, her lips
Spoke in a whisper, “Take me now, take me
Completely.” “Yes, “ and I knelt reverently
And prayed deeply at her soft-haired delta,
Its alluring suffusing aroma
Subsuming all logic—I was alone
But one with all, the moaner and the moan
Of all desire in a boy and girl,
My tongue was making new words with her pearl
Of nature’s joy, her muscles seemed to yearn
In soft pulses—I stopped and helped her turn
Over onto her stomach, propping up
Her cheeks and spreading them so I could cup
Her dampness from behind. “Oh god,” she sighed—
I pressed the head of my fullness inside
Her warm nook just enough to ease apart
Her ImAFag secret—squirm—aching to start
Some deeper pulse—but holding to prolong
The perfect singing tension—nature’s song
Of longing in her slow and rhythmic moans,
The eerie delicate quavering tones
Of pleasure crossed with pleading, I let just
The rim of my bold staff enter—her trust
a curling kiss and bigger swirls—I pushed
Two full inches—she groaned so loud I hushed
Her and she laughed between her frenzied breaths.
I deepened fully—how many lives, deaths,
New suns and souls—whole galaxies now spread
Their essences across our senses, fed
Our atoms with the urging of their tides
That ours was all that rocks and sways, confides
And gives new secrets in the nighted world—
I stopped—her eyes said Why Have I Been Hurled
From Heaven? Please Continue! And I took
Her lovely flushed face in my hands—her look
Of dawning realization grew
As my bright swaying mast, wet with her dew,
Approached her sparkling eyes and mouth. She placed
Her fingers lovingly. A circling taste—
Engulfing everything and more with tongue
And lips all swirling. I sought out her young
Fresh garden with my own crazed tongue and we
Became one throbbing pulse—no He, no She,
Just one sweet climbing vine—and climbing fast!
I gently pulled my bursting life out past
Her moving lips and soft fingers and slid
Back down to bask within her thighs—amid
Beside, within, upon and all around
Her lively warm pudenda—no more sound
Or sight, just her aroma and the beat
Of her quick heart pulsing hard all the heat
Of her young blood, her whole life now a need
Drawing into her precious hooded bead
To become one pure reinvention of
Her spirit as an expression of love
Through body and as body, blood as mind
And bliss together rising—I would find
A rhythm with my tongue within her groove
Making shivers run through her legs—I’d move
Her hips changing my pace, my blind hands searched
And held her breasts—a special kiss—she lurched
Her legs and back with force, letting a cry
That she was going over—Don’t Deny,
Her hands declared, locking upon my head,
She shook—a coiling arc—and I was led
With her into that sweeping curl where words
Can’t follow—the current where flocks of birds
All turn at once to follow down and down
The calling sky, inside the glowing gown
Around the high full moon—and we were there—
Her voice beyond a song, beyond aware,
Her fingers running through my hair, the earth
Once more beneath us, we smiled and kissed—
Her hand already guiding me, her wrist
Arched over my willing warrior—now brought
A straining happy captive—not so caught
As loosed within its truest realm,
Allowed to live where it belongs—the helm
Was mine to take and I took her within
My arms, her sweat and hair upon my skin
And kissed her deeply as I moved the whole
Length and width of my prize and eyes and soul
Within her smooth accepting love, and all
Life’s music was within the thrusts, the call
Of every drummer was alive in each
Stroke of our rhythm—Life seeking to reach
The sun, to touch and take its blessing flame—
That first divides and then unites to claim—
And now the sun was streaming through the night,
Arising in her writhing whimper—right
Like that—the stars are violent inside—
Creating beauty from afar—she cried
Out ”Oh!” and pulled me down upon her breast
As I exploded nova, sunflame, crest
And freefall spiral down and down...again
Among the world, the women and the men.
We breathed together, listening with new
Ears to the orchestra of night which grew
Into a weaving fugue of wind and calls
Of birds and insects, shades of light, and falls
Of silent streaking stars that flare and die.
I leaned and kissed the lid of her closed eye.
She stood stretching—the dark concealed us now—
And it seemed natural to ask her how
The stars and moon felt on her body here
At night among the chirruping bushes near
The tennis courts—in fact at the center
Of all the universe. She laughed and her
Voice seemed to musically caress each word
She spoke—“I only wish that you had heard
And seen and felt what I—where I-- went when
You took me, sent me..held me there and then
Scattered me all around those stars. Did you
Go to? I’ll bet you did,” she laughed anew.
That Summer should arrive with our living
For its glorious crown, anointing king
And queen to celebrate the lighted land—
Just there her peeling voice and waving hand.
And her laughter remains, within, above,
For all who’d hear, for all who’d live and love.

[Softball Bat]

As I exploded nova, sunflame, crest
And freefall spiral down and down...again
Among the world, the women and the men.

- LTS





Wait a minute...

Wat?

[Mikey]

Word vomit

[LTS TRN 2]

As I exploded nova, sunflame, crest
And freefall spiral down and down...again
Among the world, the women and the men.

- LTS





Wait a minute...

Wat?

Yes, Sloppy, women and men constitute something called heterosexuality, a concept with which you are obviously unfamiliar.

[Blitzen]

are AI

They are bots.



LTS TRN 2
Carson
Diego in Seattle
Bill in Houston
schmick
ML@Coyote
Derron57


There are probably more.



You may feel free to PM me for more information.

Danger! Danger Will Robinson! Poptard just blew his paranoia gasket!

[Blitzen]

Or, did softbrainbatshit just, blow.

Period.

[Softball Bat]

A lot of bot birthdays today.





Birthdays

Congratulations to: bexer83002 (53), yetok12398 (51), smegmaster (43), mederi3983 (35)

[Screw_Michigan]

A lot of bot birthdays today.





Birthdays

Congratulations to: bexer83002 (53), yetok12398 (51), smegmaster (43), mederi3983 (35)

:?

[Softball Bat]

More T1B bot birthdays!



Birthdays

Congratulations to: milisabit78 (53), emelibtc (53)



Enjoy!

[Donnie Baker's Ghost]

I have no idea what is happening here but for some reason it makes me chuckle.

[Softball Bat]

If you log in and go to the index page http://theoneboard.com/board/ and then scroll to near the bottom of the page, you can see which board member(s) is having a birthday today.

[Mikey]

I get the feeling that JPGettinghisasshandedtohimonadailybasis is actually an LTS TRN 2 troll. One disappears a few months before the other shows up. Similar spewing of repetitive word vomit

I’ll have to say, though, that despite his shortcomings LTS seemed a whole lot better informed. Maybe he’s purposely being really really stupid.