Once Again, A Steel-Framed Tower About To Succumb..

[LTS TRN 2]

http://www.latimes.com/world/la-fg-duba ... story.html


...any second now...it's been burning for hours, and all of that tremendous heat will surely cause this 86-storey tower to collapse in perfect free fall. It's actually the second time this Dubai building has been engulfed in flames, but somehow (praise be to Allah) it somehow remained standing. But this time, of course it will drop, because as we learned on 9/11/01, that's exactly what steel-framed skyscrapers do,

[smackaholic]

TROTS inferno.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

I'll admit it, I'm a TROTS truther....and I'm calling it right now...

...THIS THREAD IS A FALSE FLAG OPERATION.

[Derron]

I'll admit it, I'm a TROTS truther....and I'm calling it right now...

...THIS THREAD IS A FALSE FLAG OPERATION.

Put up by the best false flag troll that ever fouled this board.

[LTS TRN 2]

Gently pull the wadded panties from your crusted cracks and relax...the giant steel-framed tower is engulfed in extremely hot real fire, as John Lennon would say, and as we know, steel just sags and melts when engulfed in fire. It's normal physics, as we all saw, and from which we learned, on that fateful autumn day in the year 2001. This tower of course will drop in its own footprint probably within the next fifteen minutes.

[Goober McTuber]

They named it the Torch Tower? And it's caught on fire twice?

[Softball Bat]

[BSmack]

Did a plane run into this building? What totally different fuel?

[Softball Bat]

Building 7 was not hit by a plane.
It looked just like a controlled demolition to me.

Just sayin'.

[Goober McTuber]

Sam, I've held off asking this question long enough. WTF is your avatar all about?

[atmdad]

Tard, you fail again.

As the building in London that burned in June, the Dubai Marina Torch tower is reinforced concrete construction. Apples and oranges to the WTC you cum drunk half wit. Go have another 6-dick burrito.

[LTS TRN 2]

What utter bullshit. You're as bad as SS claiming that there was evidence of Bin Laden's participation in 9/11. You just say a complete lie and hope that someone believes it? Are you suggesting that the Empire State Building is also "reinforced concrete"? As for the Grenfell Tower fire in London, the fact that it was indeed concrete only suggests that it would collapse faster than a steel-framed building. You've got it backwards. But then, you're a total fraud. Sort of like Left-Seater claiming that the 767 that supposedly struck the pentagon was swallowed into the small hole--the wings folding dutifully so as not to break any windows or leave any marks on the walls.

And by the way, the Dubai tower is still standing and the residents are ready to move back in...but it still will fall, because as we learned--and we believe what we plainly saw--that steel-framed buildings just drop when a fire is allowed to burn for..oh, 45 minutes...

[Jay in Phoenix]

Nicky Frisco's Loony Frauds Club Band

It's Nicky Frisco's Loony Frauds Club Band
On aliens he loves to blow
Nicky Frisco's Lonely, Nicky Frisco's Looony
Nicky Frisco's Looony Frauds Club Band
It's miserable to be here
He's certainly a shill
He wants a tin foil audience
He likes to ride the shortened bus
He'd loves his tin foil dome

I don't really want to stop his show
But I thought that you might like to know
That this freak show keeps on posting on
And he wants you all to come along
But let me introduce to you
The one hack you've known for all these years
Nicky Frisco's Loony Frauds Club Band






With a Little Help From My Frauds

What would you think if I post like a loon?
Would you stand up and walk out on me?
Lend me your eyes and I'll string you along
With my half baked lo-botomy
Oh I get by with a little help from my frauds
Mm I'm so sly with a little help from my frauds
Mm gonna lie with a little help from my frauds

What do I do when my posts go astray?
(Oh it worries me to be alone?)
How do I feel by the end of the day?
(I'm so sad because I'm all alone?)
No I get by with a little help from my frauds
Mm I'm gonna try with a little help from my frauds
Mm gonna lie with a little help from my frauds

(Do I need anybody?)
I need somebody to shove
(Up my bum anybody?)
I need some weirdo to love

Would you believe towers fell from a flight?
Our own government committed this crime
What do I see when I turn out the lights?
Tin Foil Teddies right here and he's mine
Oh I get by with a little help from my frauds
Mm I'm so sly with a little help from my frauds
Oh I'm gonna lie with a little help from my frauds

(Do I need anybody?)
I just need sasquatch to love
(Up my bum with his roddy?)
I want some freak show to love

Oh I get by with a little help from my frauds
Mm I'm so sly with a little help from my frauds
Oh I so lie with a little help from my frauds
Yes I post crap with a little help from my frauds
With a little help from my frauds

[Mikey]

[Jay in Phoenix]

Comparing me to Jimmy Fallon and Paul Rudd?

Thanks...I guess.

[Mikey]

Comparing me to Jimmy Fallon and Paul Rudd?

Thanks...I guess.

Uh...no.
It's the song.
Let me know if you don't get it and I'll try to spell it out for you.

[atmdad]

LSTRN/Frisco/OCMike/Porter,

Get back on your meds and grow the fuck up. Your trolling has gotten annoying.

[Bad-Mojo]

[Softball Bat]

RACK Jay for the old skool effort there!

[Jay in Phoenix]

Comparing me to Jimmy Fallon and Paul Rudd?

Thanks...I guess.

Uh...no.
It's the song.
Let me know if you don't get it and I'll try to spell it out for you.

Well Mikey, at least there was effort put in. All you can do is CTRL-Cuda a video. Too bad your sense of humor is as thin as your hair.

You didn't like it, do better.

At least pops approved and for that, I thank him.

[LTS TRN 2]

That's officially a weak parody. The rhymes don't work, and your focus is muddled. Are you just attacking me and my posts? Really? Or are you in some squirming backdoor way trying to offer some support for the fatuous 9/11 Commission report? That is, if you could wrap some rhymes around just how Larry Silverstein leased the asbestos-cursed WTC towers, then insured them to the tits (specifically against 'terrorist attacks"), cashed in for billions while destroying all the forensic evidence right before our eyes..well then you'd be onto something...but as it is you sound like a fifteen year-old, just making silly playground taunts. Okay, look, here's how you write a parody--and to humor you, I'll use a Beatles tune from the same album..

it's based on an actual event, which occurred in Ohio!..

Lucid In The Sky And Falling

Picture yourself in a town outside Cleveland,
it's flat and it's boring, you're going insane..
Somebody calls you, a friend--and they ask you,
"Would you like to jump from a plane?
Everything's easy and under control,
you'll learn and jump the same day;
all of your worries and troubles will just fade away--

Lucid in the Sky and Falling,
Lucid in the Sky and Falling!"

Follow them down to a field with an airplane,
People and parachutes, each one the same..
Everyone's smiling, you practice and takeoff
and wait til he calls out your name...
Not even breathing, you lean out the door,
fall out and you start to fly...
pull on the rip-cord, you look up--there's nothing but sky!

Lucid in the Sky and Falling,
Lucid in the Sky and Falling!!!

Picture yourself in a bed, in a bodycast,
miracles happen, you've somehow survived,

Suddenly someone is there--the instructor--
his lawyers are all wearing ties.

Lucid in the Sky and Falling...(repeat with muffled screams from the end of The Tenant)

[Jay in Phoenix]

Jesus Nikita, are you high? You castigate me for muddled focus and rhymes that don't work, yet you show complete ineptitude for the basic meter and rhyme of the source material. My lyrics stayed consistent with the songs, especially the rhymes and rhythms. Plus they mocked your lunacy, though admittedly it was not my best work. After all, it only took about five minutes and it was just a throwaway.

Shits and giggles.

Your precious little lyrics had no meaning at all, or at least had nothing to do with me.

Not a horrible effort, but still a fail.

Try to stay away from the lucid lameness, you're just not very good at this.

[smackaholic]

LSTRN/Frisco/OCMike/Porter,

Get back on your meds and grow the fuck up. Your trolling has gotten annoying.

OCDMike is good peeps. He don't deserve to be lumped in with that crowd.

[LTS TRN 2]

My lyrics fit the rhyme and meter perfectly. And it details a true event. The woman in question actually landed in a marsh of soft mud and survived. As for your tedious effort, it's just playground taunting level, and does not in any way address or refute the basic observations that I point out...

like this one..
Sure, it was just swallowed whole..


It's amazing what sort of pathetic lies people--like you--will believe..

[Softball Bat]

playground taunting level

[LTS TRN 2]

Sure I have..just look on these threads and you'll see a steady pattern of folks waking the fuck up and acknowledging that of course WTC 7 dropped like a bribed boxer taking a fall...and that 757s don't just evaporate.

Your parody was weak...in fact you dropped refrains, and your rhymes are clumsy and awkward. And your criticism of mine is false, and everyone can plainly see this..

As for your utterly disgusting bend over in dismissing the Great lakes Protection federal effort, how do you look in the mirror? I mean, you just invoke the Sean Hannity insanity of decrying every federal expense (except for the military) and insist that every scientific assessment of environmental destruction is false---some sort of "George Soros" conspiracy to rob the federal budget..?

How sick are you?

First, are you suggesting the Great Lakes (America's greatest natural resource) can't be protected from invasive and destructive fish? Why? Are you a Christer?

[Goober McTuber]

LTS is a flat out whack job, but as far as song parodies go...

LTS 1
Jayne 0

[Jay in Phoenix]

Whatever makes you feel better about yourself Gobbles.

Have another drink or fifteen already and just pass out in you own vomit.

Again.

[Goober McTuber]

Whatever makes you feel better about yourself Gobbles.

Have another drink or fifteen already and just pass out in you own vomit.

Again.

Just an honest opinion.

Go molest your poodle. Again.

[Jay in Phoenix]

Just an honest opinion.

Go molest your poodle. Again.

Considering what a hypocrite you are, "honest opinions" are bereft from your limited thought process.

No go ahead and suck off more bums in the back alley for booze. You've earned it.

[Goober McTuber]

Just an honest opinion.

Go molest your poodle. Again.

Considering what a hypocrite you are, "honest opinions" are bereft from your limited thought process.

Right. Opinions that you don't agree with aren't honest.

Get busy now. That poodle isn't going to molest itself. Well, it's your poodle - it might.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

That poodle isn't going to molest itself. Well, it's your poodle - it might.

[Jay in Phoenix]

Right. Opinions that you don't agree with aren't honest.

Get busy now. That poodle isn't going to molest itself. Well, it's your poodle - it might.

Got it turned around again, eh sport? Of course you have. Not admitting to your own warped bias again? Sure, why not.

On a curious note, you've now gone from your beloved dick smack to bestiality smack. Way to step up that game!

Nice trifecta of fail Goober. You should quit while your behind.

The two previous responses say plenty. Get a clue.

[LTS TRN 2]

C'mon, Jay, you suck off poodles like B-juice blows babies, and worse, you deny that McGregor has a (big left) shot to flatten and slab Mayweather. I dare you to look in the mirror.

[Goober McTuber]

Not admitting to your own warped bias again?

No bias involved whatsoever. I've pointed out before that there's a number of posters better at song parodies than you are. LTS is just one more. Truth can be painful.

[Jay in Phoenix]

Not admitting to your own warped bias again?

No bias involved whatsoever. I've pointed out before that there's a number of posters better at song parodies than you are. LTS is just one more. Truth can be painful.

Based on one parody? Again, whatever makes you feel better about yourself. Also, let me know when you're emotionally able to process being called out on your bullshit. I'll be here to support you in your time of senility.

As for LTS Tard...seems like the idea of poodle sex sparked something wet and warm inside you. Gross, but as you share Goober's bestiality fantasy, God and god help you. But tell me something you encephalitic nut job...when did I say one word, anywhere...about the McGregor-Mayweather fight? Now you're just making shit up. Stay deluded my friend(s).

[Goober McTuber]

Not admitting to your own warped bias again?

No bias involved whatsoever. I've pointed out before that there's a number of posters better at song parodies than you are. LTS is just one more. Truth can be painful.

Based on one parody? Again, whatever makes you feel better about yourself. Also, let me know when you're emotionally able to process being called out on your bullshit. I'll be here to support you in your time of senility.

As for LTS Tard...seems like the idea of poodle sex sparked something wet and warm inside you. Gross, but as you share Goober's bestiality fantasy, God and god help you. But tell me something you encephalitic nut job...when did I say one word, anywhere...about the McGregor-Mayweather fight? Now you're just making shit up. Stay deluded my friend(s).

Based on one parody. Sorry about the sample size but it's all I've got. And his was definitely executed better, which BTW has nothing to do with how I feel about myself. Your mediocre skills don't affect me one way or another. Also, hearing you blubber about hypocrisy is pretty damn funny considering how you like to whine about last word whores.

As far as as the poodle thing, it was a throwaway line which has every bit as much truth to it as your continual references to me being drunk. Cheers.

[Jay in Phoenix]

Based on one parody. Sorry about the sample size but it's all I've got. And his was definitely executed better, which BTW has nothing to do with how I feel about myself. Your mediocre skills don't affect me one way or another. Also, hearing you blubber about hypocrisy is pretty damn funny considering how you like to whine about last word whores.

As far as as the poodle thing, it was a throwaway line which has every bit as much truth to it as your continual references to me being drunk. Cheers.

Au contraire my inebriated friend. Isn't your so-called "throwaway line" not the same as a "throwaway parody"? Which is what I referred to my pair of songs as. In addition, while you have posted a number of pictures of your hooch collection and how proud you are of collecting bottles o' booze, a line can easily be drawn to you being a "collector" and a lush. That isn't just me saying this Goober, it is the entire board. Your over sensitivity to your being called out on your condition just backs this up.

As pops would say...deal with it.

One last thing, you've never seen any picture of me with or any reference to me even owning a dog. Just like LTS Tard, you're making shit up to deflect the crap you've brought on yourself.

All this bullshit on your part just because once upon a time I compared you to a picture of Goober Pyle looking drunk. It was a goof then and it still is now. But you're been gnawing on my ankle ever since. Proof positive that what ML said at the time...you're a humorless turd who can dish it out but gets all butt hurt when you get a little back.

Grow up old man and get over yourself.

[Diego in Seattle]

It's burning & it's about to succumb!!

[LTS TRN 2]

One last thing, you've never seen any picture of me with or any reference to me even owning a dog. Just like LTS Tard, you're making shit up to deflect the crap you've brought on yourself.

Jay, just because those poodles were metaphorical, it doesn't mean you weren't sucking them off. The dog cum is figuratively caked all about your troll cave.