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Budwiser is renaming their piss water "America"

Posted: Tue May 10, 2016 5:09 pm
by BSmack
That's right Wags. You will soon be sucking down America Light. The rest of us with fully functional palettes will of course be America haters.

http://www.theatlantic.com/business/arc ... on/482118/

Re: Budwiser is renaming their piss water "America"

Posted: Tue May 10, 2016 5:27 pm
by Mikey
America - made from rice.

Re: Budwiser is renaming their piss water "America"

Posted: Tue May 10, 2016 6:28 pm
by Wolfman
So disturbing to too many. Who gives a rat's ass. There are so many beer choices out there. Knock yourselves out.

Re: Budwiser is renaming their piss water "America"

Posted: Tue May 10, 2016 6:40 pm
by Screw_Michigan
BSmack wrote:That's right Wags. You will soon be sucking down America Light. The rest of us with fully functional palettes will of course be America haters.

http://www.theatlantic.com/business/arc ... on/482118/
Fucking rack!

Sincerely,

Whitey

Re: Budwiser is renaming their piss water "America"

Posted: Tue May 10, 2016 7:06 pm
by Goober McTuber
Wolfman wrote:Knock yourselves out.
Hard to do with 3.2% beer.

Re: Budwiser is renaming their piss water "America"

Posted: Tue May 10, 2016 9:46 pm
by Bucmonkey
about one-third of all U.S. sales are between Memorial Day and Labor Day

:?

Re: Budwiser is renaming their piss water "America"

Posted: Tue May 10, 2016 9:49 pm
by Mikey
Bucmonkey wrote:about one-third of all U.S. sales are between Memorial Day and Labor Day

:?
Not really all that remarkable. That's about 1/4 of the year.
Beer sales highest in the summer...who woulda thought?

Re: Budwiser is renaming their piss water "America"

Posted: Tue May 10, 2016 11:10 pm
by Diego in Seattle
So now America will be owned by both China & Belgium.

Re: Budwiser is renaming their piss water "America"

Posted: Tue May 10, 2016 11:24 pm
by R-Jack
Bucmonkey wrote:about one-third of all U.S. sales are between Memorial Day and Labor Day

:?
So 33% of all sales of beer are done in 26% of the calendar year? Mind......blown


Sin,
Fucking idiots

Re: Budwiser is renaming their piss water "America"

Posted: Tue May 10, 2016 11:50 pm
by Wolfman
Is 4.1% alcohol by volume enough? If I wanted more I'd do distilled spirits.

Re: Budwiser is renaming their piss water "America"

Posted: Wed May 11, 2016 12:28 am
by Smackie Chan
Wolfman wrote:Is 4.1% alcohol by volume enough?
No. Sorry.

Re: Budwiser is renaming their piss water "America"

Posted: Wed May 11, 2016 2:32 am
by BSmack
Wolfman wrote:Is 4.1% alcohol by volume enough? If I wanted more I'd do distilled spirits.
Or you could enjoy a nice saison and not feel like you poisoned yourself the next day.

Re: Budwiser is renaming their piss water "America"

Posted: Wed May 11, 2016 2:48 am
by Whitey McPrivilege
Perfect for what we're becoming: watered down, flavorless and generic. Neither offensive nor inspiring.

Re: Budwiser is renaming their piss water "America"

Posted: Wed May 11, 2016 3:40 am
by Goober McTuber
Wolfman wrote:Is 4.1% alcohol by volume enough? If I wanted more I'd do distilled spirits.
There are a few stops in between. Not that there's anything wrong with distilled spirits.

Re: Budwiser is renaming their piss water "America"

Posted: Wed May 11, 2016 5:35 am
by Carson
If it's not 6.8% or more over here, they don't drink it.

Much.

Re: Budwiser is renaming their piss water "America"

Posted: Wed May 11, 2016 1:38 pm
by MuchoBulls
Papa Willie wrote:Why don't they just call it "Shit"? It would be far more of an accurate reference as to what they sell.
RACK it!!

Re: Budwiser is renaming their piss water "America"

Posted: Wed May 11, 2016 2:59 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Diego in Seattle wrote:So now America will be owned by both China & Belgium.
That won't stop all the whitey wagons from lapping it up. Everything they do is controlled by branding. The same beer. The same cars. The same jeans. They same four bands they've been listening to since high school in the 70s.

Re: Budwiser is renaming their piss water "America"

Posted: Mon May 16, 2016 4:01 pm
by mvscal
Carson wrote:If it's not 6.8% or more over here, they don't drink it.

Much.
Bullshit.

Re: Budwiser is renaming their piss water "America"

Posted: Tue May 17, 2016 12:44 am
by War Wagon
Beer snobs are cute... in the same way that cute babies need their diapers changed.

I shall continue to consume and enjoy my Bud Light, not giving a fuck what amount a diaper rash it causes others.

My pancreas might care, but it despises all alcoholic beverages so it can fuck off as well.

Re: Budwiser is renaming their piss water "America"

Posted: Tue May 17, 2016 12:50 am
by R-Jack
War Wagon wrote: My pancreas might care, but it despises all alcoholic beverages
Whew. Good thing you're pounding Bud Lights

Re: Budwiser is renaming their piss water "America"

Posted: Tue May 17, 2016 1:17 am
by Dinsdale
Props to Wags for wearing his complete lack of any sort of taste on his sleeve, for all to see.

Re: Budwiser is renaming their piss water "America"

Posted: Tue May 17, 2016 1:34 am
by War Wagon
R-Jack wrote:
War Wagon wrote: My pancreas might care, but it despises all alcoholic beverages
Whew. Good thing you're pounding Bud Lights
With an occasional sip of Captain Morgan Black... for medicinal purposes only, of course.

Seriously though, I have cut way back on my intake. With all the meds my doc says I need to take, 3-4 beers a night is all I can manage. That, and having to be at work early while I must needs have
an adequate amount of sleep.

Tell my pancreas I was just kidding. If you've never had pancreatitis, you can't imagine how painful it is. Like being stabbed in the front & back of your abdomen at the same time. It will drive you to the ER faster than JSC can change his Depends.

Re: Budwiser is renaming their piss water "America"

Posted: Tue May 17, 2016 2:25 am
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
War Wagon wrote:Bud Light
I heard they're re-branding it as "Canada."

Re: Budwiser is renaming their piss water "America"

Posted: Tue May 17, 2016 1:34 pm
by Goober McTuber
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
War Wagon wrote:Bud Light
I heard they're re-branding it as "Canada."
:lol: :lol: :lol: