https://www.instagram.com/p/BDHXj1zggkR/Can Someone please make it look like I'm riding a jetpack or something funny
Photoshop request
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jtr
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Photoshop request
https://www.instagram.com/p/BDHXj1zggkR/Can Someone please make it look like I'm riding a jetpack or something funny
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Re: Photoshop request
Go fuck yourself.
Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:39 pmUnlike you tards, I actually have functioning tastebuds and a refined pallet.
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smackaholic
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Re: Photoshop request
Why do I think we are gonna see a coupla big balck cocks in jess' hands shortly?
mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
Re: Photoshop request
Yeah, just have to wait until AP takes them out of his ass.smackaholic wrote:Why do I think we are gonna see a coupla big balck cocks in jess' hands shortly?
wolfman wrote:I also remember seeing all the old people dying in the streets because they did not have medicare. Good times.
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Re: Photoshop request
I'm quite certain the T1B wytch inventory has a sufficient balck cock supply to handle multiple tasks.
mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
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smackaholic
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Re: Photoshop request
Yeah, the dumb son of a bitch is gonna ruin the one thing in life he was successful at, getting paid to be a fat loser.Jsc810 wrote:Jess is working out now? :?
Dude, isn't that going against your typecast?
In any event, RACK Jess!
Ease away from the treadmill Jess, here's a nice warm krispy kreme right out of the fryer.
mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
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Re: Photoshop request
Opportunity knocks, tubby.smackaholic wrote:Yeah, the dumb son of a bitch is gonna ruin the one thing in life he was successful at, getting paid to be a fat loser.Jsc810 wrote:Jess is working out now? :?
Dude, isn't that going against your typecast?
In any event, RACK Jess!
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Re: Photoshop request
Jess could compete in the freaking Crossfit Games and he would still have that dorky face/jewfro combo working for him.smackaholic wrote:Yeah, the dumb son of a bitch is gonna ruin the one thing in life he was successful at, getting paid to be a fat loser. Ease away from the treadmill Jess, here's a nice warm krispy kreme right out of the fryer.
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Re: Photoshop request
I know jess isn't a niglet, but I think his face on a jesslet getting flushed down the toilet would be pretty cool.
Wytches! Do it!