Belt..or Buckle?

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Sat Nov 28, 2015 10:37 pm

One take, hand held mic, fuck you...

Maybe I'll do more., especially when I get the FL 12/Kontakt more figured out. It's amazing.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sun Nov 29, 2015 12:20 am

Let me help you out with that, buddy.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sun Nov 29, 2015 12:41 am

And what proof do we have that it's indeed you playing?

If it is... you're not very good. Baaaaaad tone.

But at least you ~~sucked~~ sacked up.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Sun Nov 29, 2015 12:45 am

He still welched on the shutyomouth challenge. You know, the best chance to prove it was actually authentic.

If it is or isn't, at least it's better than I can do, so whoever made that has that going for them

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun Nov 29, 2015 1:29 am

Meh, not bad, I guess, but not particularly good. Just listened to it on decent set of headphones and....it didn't get better.

It is certainly better than I can do, but, that is because I haven't the first clue about playing guitar. But, you are an awful long ways from approaching the level of play of those you mock.

Spray, how's about you knock out a take of this tune. Show dipshit how it's supposed to sound.

Go Coogs' · Post by **Go Coogs'** » Sun Nov 29, 2015 2:46 am

Eh, it was better than I thought it would be. But there is no proof it's him.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Sun Nov 29, 2015 3:33 am

He's been proven to be a fraud before.

The only way to prove he can play at all is for him to play one of shutyomouth's song or a version of it.

Thumbs down for the fraudulent attempt to trick the listeners. :brad:

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Sun Nov 29, 2015 4:26 am

I'll take that as a very reluctant backhanded compliment. :)

But while I may well offer some more tunes--and other stuff--I've no interest or intention of copying gravy guzzler's hillbilly shred shtick. True, I called him out in baldest fashion--and he staggered from his gravy bowl and laid down a reasonable if rote blues. And, if you were watching, I did in fact apologize as I said I would. Okay. And now, though having expressed my real reservations--for reasons clearly stated--I have put up a tune. Nothing special, and I agree with Dimsdale that the tone is lacking. But fuck it, it's the issues that matter--you know, the greatest crime ever committed?

Dr_Phibes · Post by **Dr_Phibes** » Sun Nov 29, 2015 5:06 am

Belt.

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Sun Nov 29, 2015 5:07 am

Gravy Guzzling at its best.

Too good, I couldn't have asked for more.

(note how his criticism is reversed--"It's not him" should be second)

This is what's really known..as ...(wait for it...)....SCOREBOARD!!!

WW

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sun Nov 29, 2015 5:50 am

Papa Willie wrote:Question - why didn't you at least play with the backing track you wanted me to play to?

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Sun Nov 29, 2015 5:57 am

Fergetit, guzzler...

"It's not him"

This is your folded and accepted surrender.

As for the tonal quality of the mix, I stated front and center that it was a hand held mic--an Apple smart phone--and as for the choice, fuck you. Villanova Junction serves much better to honor the sad and thoroughly undeserved murders--and forced suicides--by this unimaginable toxic contagion loosed upon the easily swayed mind of the evangelical Christer...(uh, that's you, guzzler..even if you don't pray)

Hi...do you know me? I'm really fucking you..

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Sun Nov 29, 2015 6:19 am

Your folded surrender is accepted.

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Sun Nov 29, 2015 7:05 am

If you'll admit that 9/11 was airliners bringing down buildings,

I'll say that's you on the guitar.

Until then, you're full of packed fudge.

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Sun Nov 29, 2015 7:07 am

yer splayed in the highway...just die ..it's okay...

what, are you still here? pretending that you've got music? huh?

Yer splayed, lad, and comfort for that is that your earlier gibberish is gone, so..go..

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sun Nov 29, 2015 5:19 pm

...or even a talk-over explaining the track.

Like right before the bridge, stopping to say "Hey 'Spray, how am I doing?"...

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Sun Nov 29, 2015 5:42 pm

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:...or even a talk-over explaining the track.

Like right before the bridge, stopping to say "Hey 'Spray, how am I doing?"...

Simple.

Fakey fake.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Sun Nov 29, 2015 5:53 pm

IIRC didn't Felcho refuse to play on some moral high horse about 9/11 or some shit?

So even if that mess (which is still better than I can do) is his doing, he has compromised his own moral code to a bunch of strangers on the Internet.

Basically either way he is a fraud. The question is he a fraud to us, or himself?

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Sun Nov 29, 2015 8:45 pm

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:...or even a talk-over explaining the track.

Like right before the bridge, stopping to say "Hey 'Spray, how am I doing?"...

Ya know, I was actually considering something like that, but it's a bit silly, and it was all I could do to suppress my "Keith Jarrett syndrome" of going "mmmmnnmmnnmmnnmmm" all the time when I get into it. As for doing a 9/11 theme, this is exactly what I planned, and no it's certainly no betrayal of my moral code at all. I should have put more time into it, however. And yes, i'll do the blues tune that guzzler played.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Sun Nov 29, 2015 9:03 pm

LTS TRN 2 wrote:and no it's certainly no betrayal of my moral code at all.

For once I agree.

You reneged on both the challenge and the excuse you gave for reneging on the challenge.

You have no moral code to betray.

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Sun Nov 29, 2015 10:40 pm

Well what do call a relentless demand for justice? As for someone rigidly maintaining a denial of basic facts, this suggests a lack of a lot more than a lack of a moral code.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Sun Nov 29, 2015 11:00 pm

LTS TRN 2 wrote:Well what do call a relentless demand for justice? As for someone rigidly maintaining a denial of basic facts, this suggests a lack of a lot more than a moral code.

Let's keep focused on the casual nature you break promises to both the board and yourself before you worry about the flaws of others.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Nov 30, 2015 10:20 am

R-Jack wrote:
Let's keep focused on the casual nature you break promises to both the board and yourself before you worry about the flaws of others.

ouch

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Mon Nov 30, 2015 3:13 pm

LTS TRN 2 wrote:
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:...or even a talk-over explaining the track.

I should have put more time into it, however. And yes, i'll do the blues tune that guzzler played as soon as I can get 20 bucks in my pocket to give that friend of a friend that does know how to play a bit to come over. He said I can even recite a few lines during it and for another $20 he'll keep his mouth shut about the whole ruse.

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Mon Nov 30, 2015 10:31 pm

Stay classy :wink:

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Nov 30, 2015 10:58 pm

We have proof that LTS TARD can play guitar. We have zero proof that he can play it well.

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Tue Dec 01, 2015 1:20 am

Goober McTuber wrote:We have proof that LTS TARD can play guitar. We have zero proof that he can play it well.

I would respecfully disagree with that.

There is NO proof that was LTS, beyond the piece sucking out loud.

It's just too easy to select a random music bit and combine it with a child level You Tube vid.

Let LTS TARD show himself playing like Spray did, play solo as was asked, then we can say it is authentic.

Until then, calling bullshit.

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Wed Dec 02, 2015 5:39 am

Sure, Jay, but if it sucked so bad, surely you'd be happy to attribute it me, right? :wink:

C'mon, you dickless cowards, I've never sought anything from you but for you to wake the fuck up. And you know what that means, even if you try to maintain this silly schoolyard taunting nonsense.

You know the three towers were dropped with controlled demolition.

Stop the twisted curl of denial, it's really not healthy. For you, your loved ones, the nation, and the world.

C'mon, no one's going to hurt you.

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Thu Dec 03, 2015 6:30 am

'Scuse me, but "deflecting"? What's this sudden grief counselor lingo? Look, you gravy guzzlin' moron--who couldn't put together a coherent sentence in describing the GOP slate, as well as Barry--you're some sort of toxic "troll" who clogs with larded garbage. C'mon, let's hear you play Villanova Junction...just as one of the panting idiots suggested...

Dare ya!

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Thu Dec 03, 2015 9:16 am

LTS TRN 2 wrote:

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Fri Dec 04, 2015 1:37 am

Props for trying, but it's obviously the very same rote cliche crap that initiated my basic take on yer playing. You don't have any affinity for Hendrix or the tune--its modal nature and delicate inner chord shadings, etc. And your tone is boring and bloated. Well go ahead and post one of your own tunes. I'm not interested in playing it, but I'd like to hear what you really like doing--what you've really worked on and what you're comfortable with. I remember a couple of samples you posted several months ago, but not any whole compositions, etc.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Fri Dec 04, 2015 2:07 am

LTS TRN 2 wrote:I'm not interested in playing it,

Of course not. Not even to mock 'Spray...because you're "above that"...

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Fri Dec 04, 2015 3:21 am

Of course not. I'm not interested in some sort of pissing contest. I only posted that tune because I wanted you actually consider the fact that the WTC towers were obviously dropped in controlled demolition--that thermite indicators were found and reported in the NY TImes, but the fatuous 9/11 Commission wouldn't even consider anything at all. As I've pointed out, your playing is basic shred-head crap with no soul or nuance. As a category i'd say you're loosely in the Van Halen tradition, a genre which I find dead and boring. But I'm interested in whatever pieces you've put together. I like all sorts of music, and I can play a variety of styles.

Dasher · Post by **Dasher** » Fri Dec 04, 2015 3:26 am

Well, well, well. The fat man put me on mail duty all week, and lookie here what I came across.

Dear Santa,

I'm writing you because I desperately need to learn how to play the guitar. Now, I know what you're thinking, "Nick, you just want to woo the ladies, you sly dog." And to that I would say, I'm a 42 year old single man living in San Francisco. Do the math.

No, you see, the reason I need to learn how to play the guitar is because these cat-calling cretins at The One Board won't hear me on the real truth behind the 9/11 inside job orchestrated by the neocons, until I demonstrate that I can back up all the boasting and bullshitting I've done about my playing abilities.

So if you could send some instrument I can cut my teeth on -- like a Yamaha acoustic or something -- that would be terrific. Oh, and maybe toss in one of those "Guitar for Dummies" books too. That would be super.

I'll leave out cookies and a link to some Geocites webpage with startling info about the Zionazis authored by some guy in a greasy wife beater who works part-time as night security, so you know it's legit. And also a nice hot cup of coffee so you can WAKEY WAKE.

Sincerely,

LTS TRN 2

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Fri Dec 04, 2015 4:25 am

Yer so full of shit it's embarrassing.

Look, you shit the bed on two blues efforts. It's okay, you're not a blues player. But, because I'm really not an asshole, I'm suggesting you put up something you can do--something that's in your comfort zone. And I'll probably enjoy it, even if it's not my thing. Know what I mean?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Dec 04, 2015 4:50 am

Wait... did LTS just mock another guitar player's tone?

Comedy fucking GOLD.

Nicky, your tone is absolutely horrific. I mean... as bad as it possibly gets.

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Fri Dec 04, 2015 4:52 am

Wrong, dimmer, the clean tone is exactly what I wanted, and what's appropriate for that tune. Check out Jimi's various versions. Sure, it was an I-phone recording, but the tone is actually okay.

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Fri Dec 04, 2015 7:03 am

Papa Willie wrote:I tell you what. Now it's time for YOU to do something I want YOU to do. Game?

Yeah, I want to play a game, too.

Felchco has 24 hours to post a decent version of the lead-in guitar from Stevie Ray Vaughn's Couldn't Stand The Weather.

If he does not post in time, this will be permanently lodged in his rectum:

Good luck.

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Fri Dec 04, 2015 7:27 am

And who the fuck is "Carson"?

Do you play the kazoo? Perhaps you could entertain us with some Mozart?

Look, guzzler is a long time "troll"....okay? He calls himself 'shutyomouth," an utterly disgusting self-hating nic which reveals more than we'd like to know. Actually learning of his obese and larded life would be painful. If he can put up a tune, a guitar based composition, well, we'll listen. Other than that, the idea of him discussing something--anything--is like asking a rhinoceros to fly.

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Fri Dec 04, 2015 7:51 am

Well go on with your bad self!

Much improved. You do know the difference between The Thrill Is Gone and Villanova, right? I mean harmonically? Who cares, it's great. No chords or any texture, but you're a player.