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I know a lot of you can really play(sup Spray), but in history, if you had a band and wanted the best to be IN the band, not the front, who would you choose?

Robbie Krieger?
Brian May?
Phil Keaggy?
Randy Rhoads?
Angus Young?
Jeff Beck?
David Gilmour?
Alex Lifeson?

Remember, just part of the band, not the front man.

My vote: Randy
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You have no idea why? Then why start this thread? The usual bored, board suspects will chime in with video links and try to convince you their favorites are the best. Van had a passion to convince everyone Steve Vai was all that.

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Why do we do anything? Why did you take a pic of yourself in panties and post them?

It was just a question, dude. Chill.

Btw, you can rip it pretty well yourself, as I recall.

I suggest smoking lots of weed.

Edit: And Van can eat my doo-doo. I never liked him. Pretentious prick he is. I hate people pretending they are smarter than they actually are.
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So, you go with panty "smack" then try to kiss my ass with the fact that I can play guitar well?
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Atomic Punk wrote:Image


You're an absolute embarrassment to the State of California...
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Roger_the_Alzheimer wrote:Why did you take a pic of yourself in panties and post them?
He didn't post them.
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It was [REDACTED].

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It depends on what style you're going with. But for my money the clear MVP in that he elevated the band when he was in it and they went downhill when he left is Mick Taylor.
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Ren Fairy, in today's politically correct climate, you have committed the unforgivable sin: Slut shaming a tranny. These precious snowflakes are to be treasured and celebrated, not told that they are an embarrassment to the state of California, the one location where they are loved, cultivated, and encouraged. You're probably racist too.
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Atomic Punk wrote:You have no idea why? Then why start this thread?
Years of chron smoking combined with pill popping will affect the brain's ability to get very far in the thought process.

You know your thread sucks when AP is acting as the voice of reason.
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Atomic Punk wrote:You have no idea why? Then why start this thread? The usual bored, board suspects will chime in with video links and try to convince you their favorites are the best. Van had a passion to convince everyone Steve Vai was all that.

:meds:
Jesus, AP, why all the anger? Don't be spreading your anger all over this board just because you have a small penis.
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What's going on here?
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rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
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Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
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kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
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You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Meat/Potatoes question...

I know a lot of you can really eat (sup Spray), but in history, if you had a meal and wanted the best to be IN the meal, not the main entree, what would you choose?

Mushrooms?
Asparagus?
Rice?
Broccoli?
Slaw?
Mac N Cheese?
Beans?
Salad?

Remember, just part of the meal, not the featured item.

My vote: Broccoli
Have no idea why
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I'd take Phil Keaggy, despite his Christer devotion. In fact, that would suggest he's be on time and clear headed for gigs. He's versatile and has the least ego of this curiously imbalanced list.
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You have no idea why? Then why start this thread? The usual bored, board suspects will chime in with food links and try to convince you their favorites are the best. Mstool had a passion to convince everyone sucking cocks was all that.

:meds:
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Mac N Cheese?
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Image

Potatoes, almost any way.
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if you were making a movie and wanted the best actor to be IN the movie, not the top billed star, who would you choose?

George Clooney
Jack Nicholson
Tom Cruise
Tom Hanks
Johnny Depp
Leo DiCaprio
Denzel Washington
Brad Pitt
Al Pacino
Robert De Niro
Michael Dunn
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Brad Clooney

or

Jack Dicaprio

or

Tom Pacino

Those guy/guys/guys and dolls are great.

I'se jus trying to keep the conversation lively.
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Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:Image
exactly....

I see atomic panties is in a twist again.....
Mikey wrote:

Michael Dunn
definitely my first pick
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Imus wrote:Image

Potatoes, almost any way.
Oh my...
kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
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Screwed_Michigan wrote: Oh my...
There is a reason your pics are never posted here... oh ugly and homely, PASTY white fatty. You do have a purpose in life. Unfortunately it is here for any to scorn.
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Rooster wrote:Ren Fairy, in today's politically correct climate, you have committed the unforgivable sin: Slut shaming a tranny. These precious snowflakes are to be treasured and celebrated, not told that they are an embarrassment to the state of California, the one location where they are loved, cultivated, and encouraged. You're probably racist too.

I don't consider myself a "racist", so to speak.

Being that we are one of the most highly educated populaces of any Metropolitan region in the world... we (San Francisco) do like to limit the number of blacks we allow into our region. Only "San Jose" a member of our region as well, has less... at 3%. We like to keep our group at around 5%.

This makes for a much more enjoyable experience for both the residents and the tourists that flock to the most beautiful city in the world. We could probably amp up our black population to around 7% or so, but who really wants to take the chance of being robbed or having our home prices being reduced ???

It's not a chance we our willing to take at this time of utter prosperity. Sure, if at some point we can't find Mexicans to work at the San Francisco Zoo... we may need to reevaluate our stance and have to import some. Hopefully, it won't come to this.


Quite frankly, we enjoy our lifestyle here in the San Francisco Bay Area... where we can start the day at Pebble Beach, work our way back to the Bay Area... and end up in Lake Tahoe... all in a single day.






To answer your question... "No, I am not a racist!"


Of course, if you happened to move next door to me... I'd have to move.
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Bump... for the rooster.
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Meat/Potatoes question...

I know a lot of you can really eat (sup Spray), but in history, if you had a meal and wanted the best to be IN the meal, not the main entree, what would you choose?

Mushrooms?
Asparagus?
Rice?
Broccoli?
Slaw?
Mac N Cheese?
Beans?
Salad?

Remember, just part of the meal, not the featured item.

My vote: Broccoli
Have no idea why
Mushrooms
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The State wrote:
Rooster wrote:Ren Fairy, in today's politically correct climate, you have committed the unforgivable sin: Slut shaming a tranny. These precious snowflakes are to be treasured and celebrated, not told that they are an embarrassment to the state of California, the one location where they are loved, cultivated, and encouraged. You're probably racist too.

I don't consider myself a "racist", so to speak.
Of course you are. You are bigoted against Mexicans. The very ones who manufacture your shitty wind chimes for 2 bucks an hours.

Prove me wrong.
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My pick for guitar dude is Jeff Beck or Jimmy Page. If it is a blues band, SRV.
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mvscal wrote:
Of course you are. You are bigoted against Mexicans. The very ones who manufacture your shitty wind chimes for 2 bucks an hours.

Prove me wrong.


Do you ever... stop crying ?



Hey, nobody held a knife to your throat... when you moved here... beaner.



Image



Your lack of skills... left you with no other option.



Deal with it...
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Just out of curiosity, why do you keep posting a picture of some farmland that's about to get some rain? Am I supposed to be ashamed of that or something? You do realize that I don't live or work on a farm, right?
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You know how she someone types niqqer it is displayed as mvscal? Can something similar be done when dipshit drops his "..." Maybe have it come up as a piss stained bum laying on the sidewalk in the tenderloin.
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mvscal wrote:You do realize that I don't live or work on a farm, right?
Not that there'd be anything wrong with that.

I have many relatives and friends who do live/work on a farm or at least in a very rural area.

In many ways, I envy them and their lifestyle.
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Farming is one of the most noble professions there is.

We used to have a farmer on this board. What ever happened to Trampis?
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Dinsdale wrote:Farming is one of the most noble professions there is.
Especially the family farmer, of whom there are too few left. True 'salt of the earth' type people.

As a kid, I got to get out the KC ghetto every summer for a few weeks and stay with my Aunt and Uncle on their 160 acre farm outside Seneca, Kansas. They raised cattle, hogs and chickens for livestock. They grew corn and soybeans along with a humongous garden. You woke up with a rooster crowing as your alarm clock and did chores sunup to sundown to earn your dinner.

I didn't really know it at the time but in hindsight, those were some of the best days of my life.
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Dinsdale wrote:Farming is one of the most noble professions there is.
and riskiest as well....when commodity prices are high, it's good to be a farmer....when the price of potatoes is $4, not so much.....
that's why good farmers stockpile their money away during boom years, because the next three are probably going to be busts....

I have this one buddy down in eastern Idaho that farms just a little over 10,000 acres, mostly potatoes, some corn, some soy beans, and contracted sugar beets.....you drive onto his farm and there is not a Kubota or Farmall tractor to be seen.....he drives strictly green, either John Deere or Stieger tractors
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Enough with the farming talk, let's get this thread back to the AP pile-on.
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War Wagon wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:Farming is one of the most noble professions there is.
Especially the family farmer, of whom there are too few left. True 'salt of the earth' type people.
Or so they would have you believe. I don't hold farmers in any special reverence. Some are great people, more are worthless shitbags. They're no different than anyone else.
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War Wagon wrote:You woke up with a rooster crowing as your alarm clock and did chores sunup to sundown to earn your dinner.
Could you get any more cliche? :meds:

Are you sure that was your family's farm and not the dozens of farms you've seen in movies and TV shows?
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