SEC CCG Thread

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Sat Dec 07, 2013 9:19 pm

Nick Marshall has gotten his fumble out of the way for this game.

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Sat Dec 07, 2013 9:32 pm

Fukkin' MALZAHN MAGIC!!!!

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sat Dec 07, 2013 9:37 pm

My god, Mizzou WRs are going to destroy those midget DBs.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sat Dec 07, 2013 9:40 pm

The winner will be whichever team that decides to start playing defense first. Neither has so far.

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Sat Dec 07, 2013 9:47 pm

Fuck defense, this is a track meet.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sat Dec 07, 2013 9:49 pm

Onside? Ballsy.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sat Dec 07, 2013 10:03 pm

I would say the lack of defense resembles a B12 game, but flipping to the other game, the B12 aren't playing any offense -- to busy bitching about the cold or something.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sat Dec 07, 2013 10:05 pm

Mizzou has to figure out this read/option, just getting ripped.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sat Dec 07, 2013 10:10 pm

Carson wrote:Nick Marshall has gotten his fumble out of the way for this game.

Not quite.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sat Dec 07, 2013 10:11 pm

M2 wrote:I'd say, the PAC 12's... 8th place team wins this game by at least a TD.

STFU, idiot.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sat Dec 07, 2013 10:11 pm

Somebody should tell Auburn that while their rushing game is very good, the forward pass is actually a legal play. Gotta keep that Mizzou front honest.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sat Dec 07, 2013 10:18 pm

Well, that works too.

That was like rushing against the wind.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sat Dec 07, 2013 10:20 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Gotta keep that Mizzou front honest.

I believe they "honestly" forgot what the phrase "gap assignments" means.

shutyomouth could run through those holes with a KFC bucket in hand.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sat Dec 07, 2013 10:24 pm

Does #24 have money on Mizzou? WTF kind of tackle was that?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sat Dec 07, 2013 10:33 pm

Nevermind. Scrap the forward pass.

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Sat Dec 07, 2013 10:35 pm

War Wagon wrote:Mizzou has to figure out this read/option, just getting ripped.

Nobody's done it yet.

Pinkel's ass has gotta hurt from having the ball stuffed up it this much.

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Sat Dec 07, 2013 10:35 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sat Dec 07, 2013 10:40 pm

Snap the damn ball, Mizzou. Dumbasses.

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Sat Dec 07, 2013 10:50 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Snap the damn ball, Mizzou. Dumbasses.

Brain crampage at it's most obvious....it was like they were waiting and asking the refs if they would like the opportunity to review the call prior to snapping it....

D.U.M.B.

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Sat Dec 07, 2013 10:52 pm

Dinsdale wrote:The winner will be whichever team that decides to start playing defense first. Neither has so far.

Shhhh. You're taking away their Pac 12 mocking over scores like 41-31.....

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sat Dec 07, 2013 11:11 pm

Foolio, you're not gonna troll the game threads tonight.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sat Dec 07, 2013 11:12 pm

Watching that 1st half wore me the fuck out. Mizzou better make some big adjustments to slow that run game, it seems unstoppable. Thing is, nobody has run the ball like that on them all year. They've held everyone under their season average, every game. Just unreal.

I think it's time to start drinking, heavily.

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Sat Dec 07, 2013 11:24 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Foolio, you're not gonna troll the game threads tonight.

Thank you.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sun Dec 08, 2013 12:14 am

The "vaunted" defense of Mizzou looks fucking horrid when they finally played a team that runs the ball.

Cross Traffic · Post by **Cross Traffic** » Sun Dec 08, 2013 12:20 am

Great place to put the cart guys. Auburn defender should have been ejected IMO.

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Sun Dec 08, 2013 12:22 am

Mizzou dude grabbed a facemask and paid for it.

This last quarter may be epoch.

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Sun Dec 08, 2013 12:24 am

Your gonna need a bigger adding machine.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sun Dec 08, 2013 12:24 am

Cross Traffic wrote:Great place to put the cart guys. Auburn defender should have been ejected IMO.

And Missouri receiver should have been flagged for the face mask. Stiffarming doesn't include putting fingers through the facemask and twisting the defender's head.

Should have been an offensive penalty, with the defense docked 15 afterwards for the unnecessary.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sun Dec 08, 2013 12:25 am

Dinsdale wrote:The "vaunted" defense of Mizzou looks fucking horrid when they finally played a team that runs the ball.

I said early in the season their defense was weak. It has gotten better, but they've never seen a running game like this.

What a shoot-out, what a game.

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Sun Dec 08, 2013 12:26 am

Is anyone going to play defense in this game? The story will be the amazing offenses though.

The rules do not really allow for an ejection for the late hit out of bounds. The face mask was missed, but it does not excuse the shove that was beyond the media restraining line.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sun Dec 08, 2013 12:29 am

And the winner will still cry about being "snubbed" for the MNC game.

Several teams would kill either of these squads. Stanford would put on a clinic.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sun Dec 08, 2013 12:30 am

Left Seater wrote:The face mask was missed, but it does not excuse the shove that was beyond the media restraining line.

Hence me thinking the play should have been called back, then advanced 15 after that (I think that's how that works, not sure).

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Sun Dec 08, 2013 12:34 am

Dinsdale wrote:
Left Seater wrote:The face mask was missed, but it does not excuse the shove that was beyond the media restraining line.
Hence me thinking the play should have been called back, then advanced 15 after that (I think that's how that works, not sure).

The foul for the offensive face mask is enforced from the spot of the foul. So 15 from where ever it occurred. The late hit was a dead ball foul and would therefore be administered after the face mask foul. It too is 15 yards, but if the ball was inside the 30 then it would be 1/2 the distance to the goal.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sun Dec 08, 2013 12:38 am

Left Seater wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:
Left Seater wrote:The face mask was missed, but it does not excuse the shove that was beyond the media restraining line.
Hence me thinking the play should have been called back, then advanced 15 after that (I think that's how that works, not sure).
The foul for the offensive face mask is enforced from the spot of the foul. So 15 from where ever it occurred. The late hit was a dead ball foul and would therefore be administered after the face mask foul. It too is 15 yards, but if the ball was inside the 30 then it would be 1/2 the distance to the goal.

Thanks. For some reason, I thought the facemask brought the play back.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sun Dec 08, 2013 12:44 am

If there's an area where Mizzou really needs an upgrade in talent, it's at the cheerleading position.

Is that a cheer squad, or a WNBA team?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sun Dec 08, 2013 12:54 am

At least we don't have to listen to KC Dave rehashing what some whack callers to a radio show rambled about for another few years.

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Sun Dec 08, 2013 12:56 am

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sun Dec 08, 2013 1:20 am

Props to Auburn. The better team won.

Dinsdale wrote:If there's an area where Mizzou really needs an upgrade in talent, it's at the cheerleading position.

Is that a cheer squad, or a WNBA team?

You never seen the Golden Girls?

In other news, the now 9-0 Mizzou hoops team beat #18 UCLA 80-71.

kcdave · Post by **kcdave** » Sun Dec 08, 2013 1:22 am

Dinsdale wrote:At least we don't have to listen to KC Dave rehashing what some whack callers to a radio show rambled about for another few years.

Fuck off dim. My team lost today and I will eat plenty of crow for that. You on the other hand have tried to ride my nut sack for over 3 weeks to no avail. I predicted then that Mizzou could make a run
at the mnc and you said there would be no way that they could do a, b, c, d or e. I was right with a, b, c, and d. They failed at e, but they gave it a good run. My fucking team played in a conference championship game today.
Your team is out in the woods hugging trees and analyzing owl shit.

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Sun Dec 08, 2013 1:45 am

War Wagon wrote:Props to Auburn. The better team won.

Dinsdale wrote:If there's an area where Mizzou really needs an upgrade in talent, it's at the cheerleading position.

Is that a cheer squad, or a WNBA team?
You never seen the Golden Girls?

Tell the cheerleading squad not to ignore the calls from Adrian Klemm.

In other news, the now 9-0 Mizzou hoops team beat #18 UCLA 80-71.

http://youtu.be/5hdWdvsQE9w