Need assistance from Scott

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Money Man, I need your help.

How can I raise $4400...and I mean quick?

I have about $50-$60 to "play" with.


TIA, bro.

[Goober McTuber]

You're welcome.

[Mikey]

You're welcome.

Where do you think he got his $60?
)Prolly spent about $10 on tape(

[poptart]

Money Man, I need your help.

How can I raise $4400...and I mean quick?

I have about $50-$60 to "play" with.


TIA, bro.

KC Scott was run!

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Dammit, Money Man! Where are you?!?!

[DC Smackmaster]

RACK GOOBS!!!

[Dinsdale]

Marty -- what's access to ephedrine and red phosphorus like in Upper Mexico?

You may be in a position to hit the Oregon Lottery.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

You may be in a position to hit the Oregon Lottery.

Is there a "bonus draw"?

[Dinsdale]

Here in the US of A, we call that "doing a bump," or simply "getting high."

[mvscal]

You're welcome.

He did specify quick. The numbers just don't work for a quick truck stop glory hole score.

You have to consider the potential market. Who really wants to get blown by a denim clad dwarf from Canada? Five bucks tops. That means Marty is going to have to suck 880 cocks to earn $4,400.
Now if Marty is good (and there is no reason to believe he isn't), let's say ten minutes per. It's going to take him about 147 hours to consume roughly 440 feet of dick.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

I need the $4400 for the annual membership fee at the Rosedale Golf Club.

[ChargerMike]

Rosedale Golf Club welcomes applications from qualified applicants.

We offer a number of positions
in our Club House operations.
Some of the positions include:

Dining Room Servers
Banquet Servers
Bartenders
Cooks
Dishwashers

[Mikey]

Rosedale Golf Club welcomes applications from qualified applicants.

We offer a number of positions
in our Club House operations.
Some of the positions include:

Dining Room Servers
Banquet Servers
Bartenders
Cooks
Dishwashers

No openings for jizz moppers?

[Screw_Michigan]

No openings for jizz moppers?

I'm happy with my current gig Mikey, thank you.

[War Wagon]

Now if Marty is good (and there is no reason to believe he isn't)

[smackaholic]

You have to consider the potential market. Who really wants to get blown by a denim clad dwarf from Canada? Five bucks tops. That means Marty is going to have to suck 880 cocks to earn $4,400.
Now if Marty is good (and there is no reason to believe he isn't), let's say ten minutes per. It's going to take him about 147 hours to consume roughly 440 feet of dick.

I was told there'd be no math, but rack that blast, anyway!

[smackaholic]

I was just thinking about your cock footage estimates. We are talking about marty who would likely direct his marketing at the.... uhhh..... urban market. That being the case, 440 feet might be a little on the low side.

Hey, husker, I'm sure you have a spread sheet for this sort of thing. Could you run the numbers and see what you come up with?

I'll take a decidedly uneducated guess and go with 650 ft.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

I'm going to be completely honest with you dudes...


There's this chick that works in the kit shop and this is the only way I know to get close to her and possibly impress her. Maybe if I tell her some jokes...make small talk...

I don't actually know how to play golf, either. How dumb is that?

[Mikey]

Kit shop?

What kind of kits do you shop for?

[Atomic Punk]

Scott, I appreciate your financial savvy and sage advice. I'm trying to save up enough to put the love buzzer's kids through school since she doesn't live in the same time zone as they. Do I go to Vegas and bet on "black" on a Roulette table or take trev on another booze cruise and feel the joy of having no responsibility? trev can drink like a fish ya know. Priorities are conflicted here.

[Dinsdale]

Priorities are conflicted here.

Well played.

[mvscal]

There's this chick that works in the kit shop and this is the only way I know to get close to her and possibly impress her. Maybe if I tell her some jokes...make small talk...

I don't actually know how to play golf, either. How dumb is that?

I can see it all now, this is gonna be just like last summer. You fell in love with that girl at the Fotomat, you bought forty dollars worth of fuckin' film, and you never even talked to her. You don't even own a camera.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Fuck....when you put it that way...