Is the Imam in the house?

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Is the Imam in the house?

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Is this shit for real?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... sense.html

Can we get a ruling on this?

Limbaugh is talking about it and says that apparently, it goes both ways. A wife can shag her OM for 6 hours after he punches out.

Just how the fukk does that work?
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Beck was going on about it as well.

It was more geared towards the man, befitting the Muslim culture. They can bang the old lady for up to 6 hours after she croaks.

They said it also applies to women, but no heartbeat, no blood pressure, no hard on. Wonder how that is going to work out.
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smackaholic wrote:Just how the fukk does that work?
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Every time I think I have seen the most unbelievablemotherfuckingthing about these shitstains they outdo themselves.
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smackaholic wrote:Is this shit for real?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... sense.html

Can we get a ruling on this?

Limbaugh is talking about it and says that apparently, it goes both ways. A wife can shag her OM for 6 hours after he punches out.

Just how the fukk does that work?
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^^^ Voice of Experience ^^^
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I forgot the password to my Mammy troll.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:I forgot the password to my Mammy troll.
Too bad you couldn't forget the password to your Cuda troll. Mammy > Cuda.
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schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Mammy

did I hears you mammy?
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...'cuz God knows necrophilia only works when it's legal... :?
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PSUFAN wrote:...'cuz God knows necrophilia only works when it's legal... :?
LOOK, lets not play games here. Here's the situation. You are the medical examiner in some town somewhere. Britney Spears has just died, they wheel her still warm body into your office.
NOW, I am willing to wager, that there is not one of you idiots, NOT a SINGLE ONE of you clowns, who wouldnt consider fucking her lifeless body seven ways from Sunday.

As for myself? NO WAY, ive got morals. BUT, from what ive seen of in here? There is easily a couple dozen of you clowns who are getting a "hard-on" as the thought crosses your mind.
I'll pull you out of that one bunk hilton and cast you down with the sodomites. The warden, shawshank redemption.
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bradhusker wrote:As for myself? NO WAY, ive got baskets of dick.
Screw_Michigan wrote: Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:39 pmUnlike you tards, I actually have functioning tastebuds and a refined pallet.
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mvscal wrote:
bradhusker wrote:As for myself? NO WAY, ive got baskets of dick.
mvscal!! wow, you be good at cutting and pasting, WOOHOO!! I bet your crib has rectums cut and pasted all over the walls!!! your interior design team loves rectums as much as you do.
I'll pull you out of that one bunk hilton and cast you down with the sodomites. The warden, shawshank redemption.
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