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Terry in Crapchester
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96%, average error 3 miles, 265 seconds.

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96% 9 miles 9 minutes

cool test. i blew it on colorado and one of the other midwest states where you had no close borders to go by.

got a little brain dead and attempted to stick delaware over in maryland. i knew better but was just careless.

btw, if you referenced a map to do this, you fukking suck dead moose cahk.
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went back and played it again. it gave me a much easier deal this time. had i not fukked away wyoming by a few hundred miles, i might have aced it.

96% 7 miles 350 sec
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i would like to see the same test given, but you have to place it on a clean board for all 57 states.
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smackaholic wrote:96% 9 miles 9 minutes

cool test. i blew it on colorado and one of the other midwest states where you had no close borders to go by.

got a little brain dead and attempted to stick delaware over in maryland. i knew better but was just careless.

btw, if you referenced a map to do this, you fukking suck dead moose cahk.
If you missed three states, you'd be at 94%, mensa. Your results are every bit as believable as those for the civics test.
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smackaholic wrote:96% 9 miles 9 minutes

cool test. i blew it on colorado and one of the other midwest states where you had no close borders to go by.

got a little brain dead and attempted to stick delaware over in maryland. i knew better but was just careless.

btw, if you referenced a map to do this, you fukking suck dead moose cahk.
If you missed three states, you'd be at 94%, mensa. Your results are every bit as believable as those for the civics test.
it may have been 94. the one part i remember for sure was 9 mile avg error.
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smackaholic wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
smackaholic wrote:96% 9 miles 9 minutes

cool test. i blew it on colorado and one of the other midwest states where you had no close borders to go by.

got a little brain dead and attempted to stick delaware over in maryland. i knew better but was just careless.

btw, if you referenced a map to do this, you fukking suck dead moose cahk.
If you missed three states, you'd be at 94%, mensa. Your results are every bit as believable as those for the civics test.
it may have been 94. the one part i remember for sure was 9 mile avg error.
Bullshit. You lie trying to compensate for the fact that you're arguably the stupidest motherfucker on the internet. It would have been more believable if you said it was 46% 1,047 miles 59 minutes, with the help of a Rand McNally Road Atlas.
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90% 11 miles 343 seconds
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Goober McTuber wrote: Bullshit. You lie trying to compensate for the fact that you're arguably the stupidest motherfucker on the internet. It would have been more believable if you said it was 46% 1,047 miles 59 minutes, with the help of a Rand McNally Road Atlas.
nahh, if i was gonna lie about it, i wouldn't let terry beat me.
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90% 23 miles 312 seconds

Colorado, Wyoming, Missouri fucked me up with no bordering states to go from.
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88% 37 miles 730 seconds

Other than trying to place Colorado in Wyoming, I was fairly close.
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Alaska was a real bitch.
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must have played that stupid thing 20 times. My best was 98% 2 miles. It's quite dependent on luck. If you get tossed a handful of interior states early, yer fukked.

Terry likely got a pretty favorable draw to score as well as he did. That or he's some sort of cartographic rainman.

Or he lied like I did in the civics test to impress a bunch of interweb losers I'll never meet. :)
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Alaska was a real bitch.
nearly as hard as hawaii and florida. them tropical states are a mofo.

my best play was getting dealt kansas as an opening state.....and nailing it! :shock:
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smackaholic wrote:It's quite dependent on luck. If you get tossed a handful of interior states early, yer fukked.
No shit... I was handed the mecca of mensa first... Missouri. Missed it by something like 35 miles. Fucked me for the rest, but still finished mid 90%, and an error of 7 miles.
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94%, 5 miles error, 159 secs

Watched a lot of "How The States Got Their Shapes" on the History Channel
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I watched a lot of "how fat fucks like you got their pear shapes" on The Biggest Loser.
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