Do you believe that Jesus Christ rose from the dead?

Blitzkrieg · Post by **Blitzkrieg** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 8:14 am

This isn't the tread for religious debate or smack. It's a straight up anonymous poll in my book.

Let's see what percentage make up the T1B "faithful".

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 3:28 pm

I like the av.

No belief in hocus pocus and mumbojumbo from 2000 years ago carrying on to today's world.

bbqjones · Post by **bbqjones** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 3:29 pm

i believe jesus took away my key to the wifes hotbox. and that i will never forgive him for.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 3:30 pm

bbqjones wrote:i believe jesus took away my key to the wifes hotbox. and that i will never forgive him for.

Thik Jesus could help you pimp your ride? Put curb feelers of the wife's big ass and maybe adjust the headlights?

Tiny · Post by **Tiny** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 4:04 pm

Looks like the "believers" vote, and the nay-sayers post insults.

Current score:
Believers - 11
Agnostics -2

rozy · Post by **rozy** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 5:14 pm

Tiny wrote:Looks like the "believers" vote, and the nay-sayers post insults.

Current score:
Believers - 11
Agnostics -2

14-3

Bace hasn't logged in his trolls yet.

RACK us

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 5:16 pm

You tards who voted yes are all just covering your asses just "in case".

Unwar pussies afraid to say what they really believe in.

:roll:

rozy · Post by **rozy** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 5:25 pm

icantstopfarting wrote:You tards who voted yes are all just covering your asses just "in case".

Unwar pussies afraid to say what they really believe in.

:roll:

Yeah. In an anonymous poll on an internet message board.

What a dumbass...

ADAM · Post by **ADAM** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 5:28 pm

Jesus built my hot-rod....

Voice of Reason · Post by **Voice of Reason** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 5:28 pm

-15
-7

So, we have about twice as many idiots on this board as we do people that can think for themselves.

Not suprising

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 5:42 pm

trembling little bitch wrote:
icantstopfarting wrote:You tards who voted yes are all just covering your asses just "in case".

Unwar pussies afraid to say what they really believe in.

:roll:
Yeah. In an anonymous poll on an internet message board.

What a dumbass...

How about dragging your fat ass to the cancer ward of the local hospital and explaining to the kids how their suffering is a part of God's plan.

Fuck you are retarded in your desperation to believe in something...anything.

The frightening thing is that retards like you are allowed to vote and drive cars.

:roll: X 1,000,000

Voice of Reason · Post by **Voice of Reason** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 5:48 pm

icantstopfarting wrote: How about dragging your fat ass to the cancer ward of the local hospital and explaining to the kids how their suffering is a part of God's plan.

If they would have simply proved their faith in the Lord with the proper amount of poisonous snake handling, they never would have been stricken with that devil-disease.

Rich Fader · Post by **Rich Fader** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 5:51 pm

Let the haytas hayte. Ultimately, it's your loss.

When this guy...

:twisted:

...shows up and says, "HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN!! ALL YOUR SOUL ARE BELONG TO US"...

...just remember: I told you so.

Voice of Reason · Post by **Voice of Reason** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 5:54 pm

Rich Fader wrote:Let the haytas hayte. Ultimately, it's your loss.

When this guy...

:twisted:

...shows up and says, "HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN!! ALL YOUR SOUL ARE BELONG TO US"...

...just remember: I told you so.

What guy? Santa Claus? The Easter Bunny? Buck Rogers?

Tiny · Post by **Tiny** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 5:55 pm

Yea VOR, you're right....just keep telling yourself that.

BTW; my commenting on the posting of insults wasn't a challenge, but merely an observation. Way to take it to heart.

Remember, if your losing in a "discussion", just re-state your opinion, but do it louder next time, so maybe the message will eventually get through. If that doesn't work, then you always have the personal attack avenue as a failsafe.

Try and try as you may, your just not going to convince someone who has seen the lords power, that they are wrong, stupid or misguided. It's like a 6th grade drop-out junkie ex-con, sitting outside a classroom heckling students as they enter the school building: all you're doing is reinforcing the values that these people have. Ohh, and making them feel pity towards you...

Also remember: I'm not trying to "convert you", teach you or save your eternal soul. Just don't bag on me because I choose to look forward to the bigger prize after we're done here on this rock. Some people don't want that; it's your choice.

lovebuzz · Post by **lovebuzz** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 5:59 pm

So, we have about twice as many idiots on this board as we do people that can think for themselves.

consider this - some people do actually think for themselves, and said thinkers choose to believe. that's not really that hard to grasp.

just because you're not spiritual doesn't mean you are correct in thinking those that are, are non-thinkers.

Lizard King · Post by **Lizard King** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 6:01 pm

Blitzkrieg wrote:Do you believe that Jesus Christ rose from the dead?

No.

Sincerely,

Voice of Reason · Post by **Voice of Reason** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 6:03 pm

!zzubevol wrote:
So, we have about twice as many idiots on this board as we do people that can think for themselves.
consider this - some people do actually think for themselves, and said thinkers choose to believe. that's not really that hard to grasp.

just because you're not spiritual doesn't mean you are correct in thinking those that are, are non-thinkers.

Actually, it does. I'm so far above you, in intellegence, you look like an Ant from my vantage point.

Tiny · Post by **Tiny** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 6:12 pm

Actually, if you have to boast of your intellect, then your probably don't have it in the first place....either that, or you don't believe you do, which kinda leads back to the first point.

lovebuzz · Post by **lovebuzz** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 6:12 pm

Voice of Reason wrote:
!zzubevol wrote:
So, we have about twice as many idiots on this board as we do people that can think for themselves.
consider this - some people do actually think for themselves, and said thinkers choose to believe. that's not really that hard to grasp.

just because you're not spiritual doesn't mean you are correct in thinking those that are, are non-thinkers.
Actually, it does. I'm so far above you, in intellegence, you look like an Ant from my vantage point.

you spell intelligence incorrectly - therefore, shut the fuck up.

2. i haven't stated my own religious beliefs here, at all.
therefore, shut the fuck up some more.
and feel embarrassed, 'cause you should...

Rich Fader · Post by **Rich Fader** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 6:17 pm

Voice of Reason wrote:
Rich Fader wrote:Let the haytas hayte. Ultimately, it's your loss.

When this guy...

:twisted:

...shows up and says, "HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN!! ALL YOUR SOUL ARE BELONG TO US"...

...just remember: I told you so.
What guy? Santa Claus? The Easter Bunny? Buck Rogers?

...and atheists are supposed to be the smart ones.

Satan, you blithering fool! (No, not Jerry Reinsdorf, the REAL Satan, the one that rules hell...allegedly, if you insist.)

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 6:19 pm

Voice of Reason wrote: Actually, it does. I'm so far above you, in intellegence, you look like an Ant from my vantage point.

And yet, you're so intelligent, that you can't spell intelligence.

That should make a good sig line for somebody.

Rack buzzer and Tiny.

Happy Easter to all, believers and non-believers alike.

lovebuzz · Post by **lovebuzz** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 6:21 pm

you're right, War Wags - my new sig.

and rack you too.

Tiny · Post by **Tiny** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 6:24 pm

Damn Buzz, you beat me to it.....

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 6:27 pm

Voice of Reason wrote:
!zzubevol wrote:
So, we have about twice as many idiots on this board as we do people that can think for themselves.
consider this - some people do actually think for themselves, and said thinkers choose to believe. that's not really that hard to grasp.

just because you're not spiritual doesn't mean you are correct in thinking those that are, are non-thinkers.
Actually, it does. I'm so far above you, in intellegence, you look like an Ant from my vantage point.

And there you have the Self Asskicking post of the day.

Rack the LoveBuzzah.......
and Rack Easter Sunday because it only matters if you believe and if ya don't? Who cares?

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 6:35 pm

what do we REALLY know ???
not much
i.e.
matter should not exist, but it does

hell---
we don't really know how oil is formed !!

I'm playing my end game with God--seems better than nothing to me !!

lovebuzz · Post by **lovebuzz** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 6:35 pm

i type fast, what can i say, Tiny ?

besides, i think it was directed at me, by
someone who obviously has a serious case of cranio rectal inversion going on,
by someone that doesn't know shit about me or what i believe
and someone that's so friggen dense, and arrogant, that
while trying to debate subjects that are so obviously out of said tardo's league
it pulls off a noteworthy self ass kicking.

2. i just wanted to make sure that someone was going to sport tardo's epic quote. if you want it, it's yours

i've got plenty o sig material.

ps: I wanna rack the everliving jelly bean out of you guys who are able to articulate yourselves, your points - in the humorous, acerbic and witty way that you do. You know who you are. You guys rock.

Tiny · Post by **Tiny** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 6:42 pm

Toddowen,
Kinda like the commercials a while back: about the 4 out of 5 dentists that choose gum....the fifth dentist dude gets knocked out by #4's clipboard (while he's swatting at a bee).....WHOOPS!!! ERRR. Thanks for playing.

No problem buzz...like you, as long as it is preserved, I'm happy.

Lizard King · Post by **Lizard King** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 6:46 pm

!zzubevol wrote:you're right, War Wags - my new sig.

and rack you too.

You might also want to bold the capital "a" in ant. No reason to capitilize a common noun. Unless, of course, he meant this guy:

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 7:42 pm

to Toddowen re: formation of oil

eggzactly---we do not know !!

there is actually a possibility that the
stuff is generated deep in the earth
and has an "endless" supply !!

PizzaFace · Post by **PizzaFace** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 7:44 pm

YES! Blessed are those who have not seen, yet believe. I am blessed...well, from the neck down anyways.

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 8:17 pm

I check in on the safe side...YES

lawn jockey · Post by **lawn jockey** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 8:21 pm

I love Jesus. He is by far the best landscapist in my complex. He gives you no lip,and just mows the grass wearing his tattered straw hat. There is no need to call immigration on him. Can't say that about the rest of those lazy beaners.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 8:34 pm

The gospels were written 30 years after the disciples fled jerusalem. I can imagine that a good deal of embellishment was mixed in.

I say NO.

Voice of Reason · Post by **Voice of Reason** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 8:59 pm

!zzubevol wrote:you're right, War Wags - my new sig.

and rack you too.

Typos aside, its the simple truth...I am 10 billions times more intellegent than you are, and I can prove it.

Think of a number...any number...and tell me when you have it.

Q, West Coast Style · Post by **Q, West Coast Style** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 9:10 pm

http://www.jesusneverexisted.com

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 9:35 pm

Do you believe that Jesus Christ rose from the dead?

If Jesus didn't rise from the dead than he is not Jesus CHRIST, he is merely Jesus.

Jesus IS Christ.

Yes, He rose from the dead.

....................whether bbq ever dips his wick again or not.

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 9:49 pm

Dude,

Jesus Christ rises from the dead every Easter, moves the rock out from in front of the crypt they put him in.

If he sees his shadow, six more weeks of winter, If not Spring is right around the corner.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 9:57 pm

Okay Campers, rise and shine, but don't forget your booties because its coooold out there today.

Lizard King · Post by **Lizard King** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 10:21 pm

Q, West Coast Style wrote:http://www.jesusneverexisted.com

I've read up on this and a compelling argument can be made. However, I believe that a man named Jesus did exist and was executed. However, the account was embellished by Paul and the others when the Gospels were written long after Mr. Christ's death. There are just too many similarities between the supposed "divine" Christ and the gods of cultures that predate Jesus by thousands of years. It's nothing but a perpetuated myth that caught on.