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Straight Talk Express Coming Off the Tracks...

Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 3:02 pm
by Mikey
Uh...buhh...umm...uh...what did he just say?

:doh:



Is that JTR in another bit role? Not showing the jewfro this time, though.

Re: Straight Talk Express Coming Off the Tracks...

Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 3:13 pm
by MuchoBulls
Mikey wrote:Is that JTR in another bit role? Not showing the jewfro this time, though.
WHy would you be looking at that clown and not at the babe on the left?

Re: Straight Talk Express Coming Off the Tracks...

Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 3:33 pm
by Goober McTuber
I don’t speak no gobbledegook.

Re: Straight Talk Express Coming Off the Tracks...

Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 3:35 pm
by Tom In VA
Now he's gone
Lord he's gone
Like a steam locomotive
rolling down the track
He's gone
He's gone
and nothing's gonna bring him back
He's gone

Going where the wind don't blow so strange
Maybe on some high cold mountain range
Lost one round but the price wasn't anything
Knife in a back and more of the same
Same old rat in a drain ditch
Out on a limb
You know better but I know him

Re: Straight Talk Express Coming Off the Tracks...

Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 4:30 pm
by BSmack
More tomfoolery from the campaign trail. Anybody see the bit about Sara Palin wearing a scarf that encourages people to vote Democratic? I guess you could call it a Freudian slip.

Image

http://jezebel.com/5067233/is-sarah-pal ... of-herself

Re: Straight Talk Express Coming Off the Tracks...

Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 4:33 pm
by Mikey
Tom In VA wrote:Now he's gone
Lord he's gone
Like a steam locomotive
rolling down the track
He's gone
He's gone
and nothing's gonna bring him back
He's gone

Going where the wind don't blow so strange
Maybe on some high cold mountain range
Lost one round but the price wasn't anything
Knife in a back and more of the same
Same old rat in a drain ditch
Out on a limb
You know better but I know him
All of my friends come to see me last night
I was laying in my bed and dying
Annie Beauneu from Saint Angel
say "the weather down here so fine"

Just then the wind
came squalling through the door
but who can
the weather command?
Just want to have
a little peace to die
and a friend or two
I love at hand

Fever roll up to a hundred and five
Roll on up
gonna roll back down
One more day
I find myself alive
tomorrow
maybe go
beneath the ground

See here how everything
lead up to this day
and it's just like
any other day
that's ever been
Sun goin up
and then the
sun it goin down
Shine through my window and
my friends they come around
come around
come around

People may know but
the people don't care
that a man could be
as poor as me...
"Take a look at poor Peter
he's lyin in pain
now let's go run
and see"

Run and see
hey, hey,
run and see

Re: Straight Talk Express Coming Off the Tracks...

Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 4:38 pm
by Cuda
BSmack wrote:More tomfoolery from the campaign trail. Anybody see the bit about Sara Palin wearing a scarf that encourages people to vote Democratic? I guess you could call it a Freudian slip.

Image

http://jezebel.com/5067233/is-sarah-pal ... of-herself
Since when do donkeys have antlers?

Re: Straight Talk Express Coming Off the Tracks...

Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 4:50 pm
by RumpleForeskin
The only difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her gash is that only some of the things that come out her gash are retarded.

Re: Straight Talk Express Coming Off the Tracks...

Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 4:51 pm
by BSmack
Cuda wrote:Since when do donkeys have antlers?
Those are ears retard.

Re: Straight Talk Express Coming Off the Tracks...

Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 4:56 pm
by Cuda
BSmack wrote:
Cuda wrote:Since when do donkeys have antlers?
Those are ears retard.
Uhm... no, those are deers

They sure as fuck aren't donkeys at any rate

Re: Straight Talk Express Coming Off the Tracks...

Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 5:06 pm
by Mikey
Actually, I think they're probably moosen.

Re: Straight Talk Express Coming Off the Tracks...

Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 5:13 pm
by BSmack
Cuda wrote:
BSmack wrote:
Cuda wrote:Since when do donkeys have antlers?
Those are ears retard.
Uhm... no, those are deers

They sure as fuck aren't donkeys at any rate
Here's a closeup.

Image

That's a fucking Donkey. Deal with it Moose for brains.

Re: Straight Talk Express Coming Off the Tracks...

Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 5:15 pm
by PSUFAN
Since when do donkeys have antlers?
I guess Kevnic could leave them behind after riding one...

Re: Straight Talk Express Coming Off the Tracks...

Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 5:29 pm
by Tom In VA
So it's a donkey. Big fucking deal. Are you feeling "encouraged" to vote Democrat because a hot broad is wearing a Red, White and Blue scarf adorned by a donkey ?

I don't know about you but I'm feeling encouraged to do something altogether different and it doesn't have to do with voting, although "pulling" might be involved. :P

Re: Straight Talk Express Coming Off the Tracks...

Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 5:36 pm
by Cuda
they could just as easily be Great Danes (run, Prime!)

Re: Straight Talk Express Coming Off the Tracks...

Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 6:13 pm
by Mikey
Tom In VA wrote:So it's a donkey. Big fucking deal. Are you feeling "encouraged" to vote Democrat because a hot broad is wearing a Red, White and Blue scarf adorned by a donkey ?

I don't know about you but I'm feeling encouraged to do something altogether different and it doesn't have to do with voting, although "pulling" might be involved. :P
I guess in the absence of conveniently located drapes the scarf would probably suffice.

Re: Straight Talk Express Coming Off the Tracks...

Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 6:32 pm
by Tom In VA
Bwahahahahha

Awesome reset. The look on Myers face and his shock is/was priceless when Kanye said that.

Re: Straight Talk Express Coming Off the Tracks...

Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 7:58 pm
by titlover
BSmack wrote:More tomfoolery from the campaign trail. Anybody see the bit about Sara Palin wearing a scarf that encourages people to vote Democratic? I guess you could call it a Freudian slip.

Image

http://jezebel.com/5067233/is-sarah-pal ... of-herself

so she's showing her bipartisanship......

Re: Straight Talk Express Coming Off the Tracks...

Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 7:59 pm
by Tom In VA
titlover wrote:
BSmack wrote:More tomfoolery from the campaign trail. Anybody see the bit about Sara Palin wearing a scarf that encourages people to vote Democratic? I guess you could call it a Freudian slip.

Image

http://jezebel.com/5067233/is-sarah-pal ... of-herself

so she's showing her bipartisanship......

And THEN wiping off her chin ? Right ?

RIght ?

RIGHT ?


Don't ruin the fantasy dude.

Re: Straight Talk Express Coming Off the Tracks...

Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 8:01 pm
by Goober McTuber
titlover wrote:
BSmack wrote:More tomfoolery from the campaign trail. Anybody see the bit about Sara Palin wearing a scarf that encourages people to vote Democratic? I guess you could call it a Freudian slip.

Image

http://jezebel.com/5067233/is-sarah-pal ... of-herself

so she's showing her bipartisanship......
No, just like you every time you post, she’s showing her complete lack of common sense or intelliegence.

Re: Straight Talk Express Coming Off the Tracks...

Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 8:05 pm
by titlover
Goober McTuber wrote:
titlover wrote:
BSmack wrote:More tomfoolery from the campaign trail. Anybody see the bit about Sara Palin wearing a scarf that encourages people to vote Democratic? I guess you could call it a Freudian slip.

Image

http://jezebel.com/5067233/is-sarah-pal ... of-herself

so she's showing her bipartisanship......
No, just like you every time you post, she’s showing her complete lack of common sense or intelliegence.

GOOD ONE!!!!

Re: Straight Talk Express Coming Off the Tracks...

Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 8:08 pm
by Tom In VA
You know the way her arm is positioned, the right arm, it kind of indicates a position that she's "cupping" something or somethings in her hand.

Not to detract from the seriousness of this thread.

Just thought I'd throw that out there.

Re: Straight Talk Express Coming Off the Tracks...

Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 12:10 am
by dotdotdot
Maybe she is gently caressing a nubile, athletic co-ed that attends a midwestern liberal arts college's freshly shorn peach shortly before darting her tongue quickly around the clitoris. I bet she never thought it would happen to her.

Re: Straight Talk Express Coming Off the Tracks...

Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 12:50 am
by Onions
BSmack wrote:More tomfoolery from the campaign trail. Anybody see the bit about Sara Palin wearing a scarf that encourages people to vote Democratic? I guess you could call it a Freudian slip.

Image

http://jezebel.com/5067233/is-sarah-pal ... of-herself
don't you see, she's "reaching across the aisle"

Re: Straight Talk Express Coming Off the Tracks...

Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 5:28 am
by PSUFAN
Actually, she's signing my penis just after sucking all the juice out of it. RACK her - notice the glasses are still on, of course. I went on to beat the shit out of the dude who you see IRIE'ing me there.

Re: Straight Talk Express Coming Off the Tracks...

Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 5:31 am
by RadioFan
Tom In VA wrote:You know the way her arm is positioned, the right arm, it kind of indicates a position that she's "cupping" something or somethings in her hand.

Not to detract from the seriousness of this thread.

Just thought I'd throw that out there.
Bwahh

RACK

Re: Straight Talk Express Coming Off the Tracks...

Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 12:04 pm
by Diego in Seattle
Goober McTuber wrote:I don’t speak no gobbledegook.
The girl woman on the left looks like she does.

-beanscal

Re: Straight Talk Express Coming Off the Tracks...

Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 12:44 pm
by Goober McTuber
Tom In VA wrote:You know the way her arm is positioned, the right arm, it kind of indicates a position that she's "cupping" something or somethings in her hand.
Gee, Tom, you’ve been arguing politics for so long, you don’t know the right from the left.

Re: Straight Talk Express Coming Off the Tracks...

Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 2:25 pm
by Tom In VA
Technically accurate Goobs.

I claim perspective (like an l-r photo caption) and focusing on the impure thoughts in my head rather than technical detail. But good catch.