Straight Talk Express Coming Off the Tracks...

[Mikey]

Uh...buhh...umm...uh...what did he just say?





Is that JTR in another bit role? Not showing the jewfro this time, though.

[MuchoBulls]

Is that JTR in another bit role? Not showing the jewfro this time, though.

WHy would you be looking at that clown and not at the babe on the left?

[Goober McTuber]

I don’t speak no gobbledegook.

[Tom In VA]

Now he's gone
Lord he's gone
Like a steam locomotive
rolling down the track
He's gone
He's gone
and nothing's gonna bring him back
He's gone

Going where the wind don't blow so strange
Maybe on some high cold mountain range
Lost one round but the price wasn't anything
Knife in a back and more of the same
Same old rat in a drain ditch
Out on a limb
You know better but I know him

[BSmack]

More tomfoolery from the campaign trail. Anybody see the bit about Sara Palin wearing a scarf that encourages people to vote Democratic? I guess you could call it a Freudian slip.



http://jezebel.com/5067233/is-sarah-pal ... of-herself

[Mikey]

Now he's gone
Lord he's gone
Like a steam locomotive
rolling down the track
He's gone
He's gone
and nothing's gonna bring him back
He's gone

Going where the wind don't blow so strange
Maybe on some high cold mountain range
Lost one round but the price wasn't anything
Knife in a back and more of the same
Same old rat in a drain ditch
Out on a limb
You know better but I know him

All of my friends come to see me last night
I was laying in my bed and dying
Annie Beauneu from Saint Angel
say "the weather down here so fine"

Just then the wind
came squalling through the door
but who can
the weather command?
Just want to have
a little peace to die
and a friend or two
I love at hand

Fever roll up to a hundred and five
Roll on up
gonna roll back down
One more day
I find myself alive
tomorrow
maybe go
beneath the ground

See here how everything
lead up to this day
and it's just like
any other day
that's ever been
Sun goin up
and then the
sun it goin down
Shine through my window and
my friends they come around
come around
come around

People may know but
the people don't care
that a man could be
as poor as me...
"Take a look at poor Peter
he's lyin in pain
now let's go run
and see"

Run and see
hey, hey,
run and see

[Cuda]

More tomfoolery from the campaign trail. Anybody see the bit about Sara Palin wearing a scarf that encourages people to vote Democratic? I guess you could call it a Freudian slip.



http://jezebel.com/5067233/is-sarah-pal ... of-herself

Since when do donkeys have antlers?

[RumpleForeskin]

The only difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her gash is that only some of the things that come out her gash are retarded.

[BSmack]

Since when do donkeys have antlers?

Those are ears retard.

[Cuda]

Since when do donkeys have antlers?

Those are ears retard.

Uhm... no, those are deers

They sure as fuck aren't donkeys at any rate

[Mikey]

Actually, I think they're probably moosen.

[BSmack]

Since when do donkeys have antlers?

Those are ears retard.

Uhm... no, those are deers

They sure as fuck aren't donkeys at any rate

Here's a closeup.



That's a fucking Donkey. Deal with it Moose for brains.

[PSUFAN]

Since when do donkeys have antlers?

I guess Kevnic could leave them behind after riding one...

[Tom In VA]

So it's a donkey. Big fucking deal. Are you feeling "encouraged" to vote Democrat because a hot broad is wearing a Red, White and Blue scarf adorned by a donkey ?

I don't know about you but I'm feeling encouraged to do something altogether different and it doesn't have to do with voting, although "pulling" might be involved. :P

[Cuda]

they could just as easily be Great Danes (run, Prime!)

[Mikey]

So it's a donkey. Big fucking deal. Are you feeling "encouraged" to vote Democrat because a hot broad is wearing a Red, White and Blue scarf adorned by a donkey ?

I don't know about you but I'm feeling encouraged to do something altogether different and it doesn't have to do with voting, although "pulling" might be involved. :P

I guess in the absence of conveniently located drapes the scarf would probably suffice.

[Tom In VA]

Bwahahahahha

Awesome reset. The look on Myers face and his shock is/was priceless when Kanye said that.

[titlover]

More tomfoolery from the campaign trail. Anybody see the bit about Sara Palin wearing a scarf that encourages people to vote Democratic? I guess you could call it a Freudian slip.



http://jezebel.com/5067233/is-sarah-pal ... of-herself

so she's showing her bipartisanship......

[Tom In VA]

More tomfoolery from the campaign trail. Anybody see the bit about Sara Palin wearing a scarf that encourages people to vote Democratic? I guess you could call it a Freudian slip.



http://jezebel.com/5067233/is-sarah-pal ... of-herself

so she's showing her bipartisanship......

And THEN wiping off her chin ? Right ?

RIght ?

RIGHT ?


Don't ruin the fantasy dude.

[Goober McTuber]

More tomfoolery from the campaign trail. Anybody see the bit about Sara Palin wearing a scarf that encourages people to vote Democratic? I guess you could call it a Freudian slip.



http://jezebel.com/5067233/is-sarah-pal ... of-herself

so she's showing her bipartisanship......

No, just like you every time you post, she’s showing her complete lack of common sense or intelliegence.

[titlover]

More tomfoolery from the campaign trail. Anybody see the bit about Sara Palin wearing a scarf that encourages people to vote Democratic? I guess you could call it a Freudian slip.



http://jezebel.com/5067233/is-sarah-pal ... of-herself

so she's showing her bipartisanship......

No, just like you every time you post, she’s showing her complete lack of common sense or intelliegence.

GOOD ONE!!!!

[Tom In VA]

You know the way her arm is positioned, the right arm, it kind of indicates a position that she's "cupping" something or somethings in her hand.

Not to detract from the seriousness of this thread.

Just thought I'd throw that out there.

[dotdotdot]

Maybe she is gently caressing a nubile, athletic co-ed that attends a midwestern liberal arts college's freshly shorn peach shortly before darting her tongue quickly around the clitoris. I bet she never thought it would happen to her.

[Onions]

More tomfoolery from the campaign trail. Anybody see the bit about Sara Palin wearing a scarf that encourages people to vote Democratic? I guess you could call it a Freudian slip.



http://jezebel.com/5067233/is-sarah-pal ... of-herself

don't you see, she's "reaching across the aisle"

[PSUFAN]

Actually, she's signing my penis just after sucking all the juice out of it. RACK her - notice the glasses are still on, of course. I went on to beat the shit out of the dude who you see IRIE'ing me there.

[RadioFan]

You know the way her arm is positioned, the right arm, it kind of indicates a position that she's "cupping" something or somethings in her hand.

Not to detract from the seriousness of this thread.

Just thought I'd throw that out there.

Bwahh

RACK

[Diego in Seattle]

I don’t speak no gobbledegook.

The girl woman on the left looks like she does.

-beanscal

[Goober McTuber]

You know the way her arm is positioned, the right arm, it kind of indicates a position that she's "cupping" something or somethings in her hand.

Gee, Tom, you’ve been arguing politics for so long, you don’t know the right from the left.

[Tom In VA]

Technically accurate Goobs.

I claim perspective (like an l-r photo caption) and focusing on the impure thoughts in my head rather than technical detail. But good catch.