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Sarah is definately more woman than any of you pathetic scumbag democraps will ever know.

Politicly more experianced than your hero Barak Husane Obama, and a reformer with a track record second to none.

Melt on dumbfucks.


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Baby hair with a woman's eyes
I can feel you're watching in the night
All alone with me and we're waiting for the sunlight
When I feel cold, you warm me
And when I feel I can't go on, you come and hold me
It's you... And me forever

Sarah Smile
Won't you smile a while for me
Sarah

If you feel like leaving you know you can go
But why don't you stay until tomorrow?
If you want to be free, you know, all you got to do is say so
And when you feel cold, I'll warm you
And when you feel you can't go on, I'll come and hold you
It's you... And me forever

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Good song.

I would have picked the picture with her wielding the gun though.
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joe bidens middle name is robinette
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bbqjones wrote:joe bidens middle name is robinette
Does he have an alcoholic teen daughter too?
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Martyred wrote:
bbqjones wrote:joe bidens middle name is robinette
Does he have an alcoholic teen daughter too?
Go troll for jailbait elsewhere, perv.
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Palin looks like a star in a Bangbros MILF production. I think it's the glasses and the streaks of dye/semen in her hair. I would VEEP out a salty swimmer salvo onto her milfy rack.
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R-Jack wrote:Is she breast feeding the little retard?
Chances of her breast feeding are zero and none. At her age, stimulating milk production is already hard. Mix in a full schedule as governor and now VP candidate and there's simply no fucking way on earth she has enough time to pump and feed a baby. Also, considering the baby's birth defects, the chances are that he's not ideally suited for breast feeding anyway.
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R-Jack wrote:Is she breast feeding the little retard?
That's fucking HOT.

A few more like that, and Waitman Beorn will rise from the ground, sporting a mean case of e-blueballs.
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My wife (an Obama supporter) is pissed about Palin. She believes she was chosen because she's hot.

I have to hand it to her - I'd knaw on her pig ear sammy until I raised blisters, then work her honeypot into an absurd foam with my apolitical veiny throbbing Bad Citizen. Removing the eyeglasses would NOT be allowed - I see them as an integral part of the experience.

Having a Veep that makes the spank bank sing does NOT suck.
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You should tell your wife she probably thinks Obama is hot.
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PSUFAN wrote:My wife (an Obama supporter) is pissed about Palin. She believes she was chosen because she's hot.

I have to hand it to her - I'd knaw on her pig ear sammy until I raised blisters, then work her honeypot into an absurd foam with my apolitical veiny throbbing Bad Citizen. Removing the eyeglasses would NOT be allowed - I see them as an integral part of the experience.

Having a Veep that makes the spank bank sing does NOT suck.
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PSUFAN wrote:My wife (an Obama supporter) is pissed about Palin. She believes she was chosen because she's hot.
It's an advantage-but in the opposite way most think. The fact is she would be taken more seriously if she were hideously repulsive (what's up, Hilldog). Her looks cause her to be underestimated-which she has used to her advantage in setting up the opposition before ripping them a new one.

I'm pretty sure Obamessiah's ass is quite sore this morning. Trust me twinkie, it's only going to get worse.
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trev wrote:You should tell your wife she probably thinks Obama is hot.
The neighborhood hens were all clucking after Barack's big speech.

It's indicative of the difference between men and women. Obama may or may not be handsome, the thing that really gets the panties wet is the speech. For guys, we don't care what kind of rotten bilge flies out of Palin's mouth - it's all about her appearance. In my case, the sassier and smarmier she seems, the FUCKING BETTER. The GOP hasn't been this hot since Abe Lincoln's exit wound...
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mvscal wrote:
PSUFAN wrote:after Barack's big speech.
There was one?
At least the styrofoam columns were big. And he talked pretty.

Does anyone remember anything the Empty Suit actually said?
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I am simply assuming that Mile High is invisible to a Charger Fan.
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PSUFAN wrote:
trev wrote:You should tell your wife she probably thinks Obama is hot.
The neighborhood hens were all clucking after Barack's big speech.

It's indicative of the difference between men and women. Obama may or may not be handsome, the thing that really gets the panties wet is the speech. For guys, we don't care what kind of rotten bilge flies out of Palin's mouth - it's all about her appearance. In my case, the sassier and smarmier she seems, the FUCKING BETTER. The GOP hasn't been this hot since Abe Lincoln's exit wound...
Yes, I get that difference between men and women.

If I had to choose between Michelle and Barack for the hotness factor, I'd choose Michelle. Tall and thin, every piece of clothing seems to look great on her. Butterface......
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trev wrote:If I had to choose between Michelle and Barack for the hotness factor, I'd choose Michelle. Tall and thin, every piece of clothing seems to look great on her.
trev’s lesbo tendencies here should thoroughly derail mvscal’s political thought processes.
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trev ain't no man. She's attracted to Michele Obama because she's tall and thin, and something about her clothes...

Give me curves, dammit - CURVES - not man pectorals. Also, I don't give a flying, lard-leaking RevLimiter what she's fucking wearing - what does she look like WITHOUT CLOTHES?

Sarah Palin is fucking STACKED. Swaying, jiggling, fatty womanhood, jackasses.
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mvscal wrote:
Martyred wrote:
bbqjones wrote:joe bidens middle name is robinette
Does he have an alcoholic teen daughter too?
Actually he does or did anyway. She's a 27 year old alcoholic/cokewhore now.
Followed by this...
mvscal wrote:A little bit different than unsourced rumor/deliberately made up bullshit.
Nice couple of posts you stupid Racist tard.
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mvscal wrote:Care to dispute the fact that his daughter is an alcoholic cokewhore?
Link me up.
We haven't even touched on his lobbyist son and brother being sued for fraud.
Actually you have. What does that have to do with Ashley?
Why didn't the Onogga campaign vet Joe Biden?
Who said he did? What does that have to do with Ashley?

Now go fuck yourself you Racist tard.
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I like this Birdy kid. Lots of potential.
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Martyred wrote:I like this Birdy kid. Lots of potential.

As if we needed any other evidence of the uselessness of said tard.

I thought McCain's speech was good, but I didn't realize it would cause one of you losers to melt down and create a takeless shit troll just for thew occasion.

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Diogenes wrote:thought McCain's speech was good.
Pretending to be mentally deficient is not going to help you get a suck of Sarah Quayle's tit.
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Nish - do you think Sarah Palin is related to Michael Palin? The Ministry of Silly Walks is an idea whose time has come. If you've seen John McCain exit an airplane, you probably agree.

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Nishlord wrote:
Diogenes wrote:thought McCain's speech was good.
Pretending to be mentally deficient is not going to help you get a suck of Sarah Quayle's tit.
:mrgreen:

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Since the other thread is locked . . .

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080906/peo ... t_palin_dc
Heart says "Barracuda" use is fishy 26 minutes ago



LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - The rock group Heart, angry that its '70s hit "Barracuda" is being used as the unofficial theme song for Republican Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin, is taking aim at the Alaska governor.

The song, a nod to the "Sarah Barracuda" nickname Palin earned on the basketball court in high school, was dusted off for her appearance at the Republican National Convention in St. Paul on Wednesday.

Heart singers Ann and Nancy Wilson said a "cease-and-desist" letter has been sent to the Republicans asking them not to use the song.

"The Republican campaign did not ask for permission to use the song, nor would they have been granted that permission," according to a statement issued late on Thursday on behalf of the sisters.

There was no immediate comment from the Republican camp.

Last month, rocker Jackson Browne sued Republican presidential candidate John McCain, the Republican National Committee and the Ohio Republican Party, accusing them of using his 1977 hit "Running on Empty" in a campaign ad without permission.

Copyright law may not be on the Wilsons' side as the song is licensed for public performance under a blanket fee paid by the venue to ASCAP, the firm that collects royalties on behalf of composers and copyright owners.

Despite the Wilson sisters' objections, one of the song's co-writers said he was "thrilled" that the song was used.

In an e-mail to Reuters, the band's former guitarist, Roger Fisher, said it was a win-win situation. Heart gets publicity and royalties, while the Republicans benefit from "the ingenious placement of a kick-ass song," Fisher said.

But in a subsequent email, Fisher said he strongly endorsed the Democratic ticket, and would donate a portion of royalties he receives from the Republicans' airing of "Barracuda" to the campaign of Sen. Barack Obama.

"With my contribution to Obama's campaign, the Republicans are now supporting Obama," he said.


Fisher and the Wilsons wrote "Barracuda" with drummer Michael DeRosier. It appeared on the group's second album, "Little Queen" in 1977. The song was inspired by the band's anger over an obnoxious record label executive.
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PSUFAN wrote:Nish - do you think Sarah Palin is related to Michael Palin?
Not really. Michael Palin's been around the world.
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Nishlord wrote:
PSUFAN wrote:Nish - do you think Sarah Palin is related to Michael Palin?
Not really. Michael Palin's been around the world.
Come November, she'll be "pinin' for the fjords".
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Sexy Sarah what have you done
You made a fool of everyone
You made a fool of everyone
Sexy Sarah ooh what have you done.

Sexy Sarah you broke the rules
You layed it down for all to see
You layed it down for all to see
Sexy Sarah oooh you broke the rules.

One sunny day the world was waiting for a lover
She came along to turn on everyone
Sexy Sarah the greatest of them all.

Sexy Sarah how did you know
The world was waiting just for you
The world was waiting just for you
Sexy Sarah oooh how did you know.

Sexy Sarah you'll get yours yet
However big you think you are
However big you think you are
Sexy Sarah oooh you'll get yours yet.

We gave her everything we owned just to sit at her table
Just a smile would lighten everything
Sexy Sarah she's the latest and the greatest of them all.

She made a fool of everyone
Sexy Sarah.

However big you think you are
Sexy Sarah.
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Terry in Crapchester wrote:
Heart singers Ann and Nancy Wilson said a "cease-and-desist" letter has been sent to the Republicans asking them not to use the song.

"The Republican campaign did not ask for permission to use the song, nor would they have been granted that permission," according to a statement issued late on Thursday on behalf of the sisters.
LMFAO at the part in bold.
me too.

They don't get to "grant permission" for anybody to use the song, all they get to do is collect the fucking royalty they get when somebody plays it.

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