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Sirfindafold
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A woman scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive man, standing alone. She approached him.

'My name is Carmen,' she told him.

'That's a beautiful name,' he replied, 'Is it a family name?'

'No,' she replied. 'I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like most -- Cars and Men.'

'What's your name?' she asked.



With a smile he replied, 'B.J. Titsenbeer'


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That isn't very funny. But at least it's not racist.

Rack you. I guess.
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stick your rack up your ass.
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I said GOOD jokes, puppybreath.
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Sirfindafold says to his wife, in the presence of his friends, "Honey, have you noticed that your ass is as big as a barbecue grill?"

His friends laugh.

The next night, Sirfindafold is feeling horny and is trying to get some.

Sirfindafold's wife: "No way I'm firing up this barbecue for one little weenie."


Go fuck yourself.
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Hillary and Obama are on a ship in the middle of the ocean. The boat is sinking and there are no life-boats. Who survives?





America.

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Man: (as if doing a countdown) 10...9...8...7...6...

Other Man: what is that?

Man: Bo Derek aging
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