Sure it's foggy, but it's also one of the busiest shipping lanes in the world, and 1,200 feet wide under the Bay Bridge! And then after ramming into the massive bridge support, the callow skipper of the Hong Kong tub assured the Coast Guard that only 400 gallons of oil had spilled!
The ship's crew has been subpoenaed, but none of them speak English.
Oil is nummy and tastes like chocolate so what's the problem? We need to spread more of it around the globe. We might even take a trip to SF to suck up some yummy oil since it seems to be everywhere.
Yea, it's loosely that the charming and often accurate stereotype of dangerously incompetent Asian drivers apparently holds true for piloting big ships. Carry on, it's just the fucking planet.
