I assume most of you have a very fat @ss

[poptart]

It's not a scientific determination, but just common sense.
What, like 30% of the U.S. has a morbidly obese @ss on them, right?
And many of you sit around at a computer all day ..... on an ever-widdening @ss.
That @ss isn't tightening up like that.

Hey, I give props to Wagon for NOT having a wide ass on him.
Whatever diet plan he signed on to ought to use his pipe-cleaneresque body as advertisement.
Along with a thoughtful testimonial from him.
He's just flat out gettin' the job done.

The rest of you disgustingly obese pigs need to hit the gym.
Seriously.
I'm sure R. James would back me up on that.
My friend, Jimmah, must unfortunately spend half his day looking at porky pigs who have finally pulled their head out of their big @ss long enough to realize they have become sickly fat turds with a grotesque caboose.
But again, some credit to them for at least coming to the realization.

This thread is the wake up call to the rest of you horizontal-@ssed slobs to finally get your pififul act together.

Hit the gym, go for a walk, break a sweat, eat a salad .....

Just whatever you do, stop being a disgusting pig and slice your fat @ss in about half.

[YD]

sittin at the computer lookin like a cracked tube of biscuits.

fookin fatties pork pork pork up their kids too.

disgusting fatties

burn in hell

[Mikey]

I don't have a fat ass.

The gut could use a little work though.

[Goober McTuber]

No fat ass here. 8% body fat. All of it from the neck up.

[War Wagon]

You think he is healty because he has a figure that makes Rack Fu reach for his Jergins?

R-Jack, please don't refer to a guys physique, no matter what the shape, as a "figure".

Thanks

[PSUFAN]

Yeah. WW should be referred to as a "coat hanger".

[War Wagon]

I prefer "scarecrow", but coat hanger works.

[Goober McTuber]

If the coat hanger had worked, you wouldn’t be here.

[Trampis]

Forget the fat ass,can we get some love for man boobs?

Speaking of man boobs,whats our favorite child actor JtR been up to?

[WolverineSteve]

Forget the fat ass,can we get some love for man boobs?

Speaking of man boobs,whats our favorite child actor JtR been up to?

I swear I saw him on the preview for the next Curb Your Enthusiasm. Standing behing Larry in line at an Ice Cream joint.

[Dinsdale]

I'm svelte.

[War Wagon]

If the coat hanger had worked, you wouldn’t be here.

Catholics are funny that way.

[Mikey]

Forget the fat ass,can we get some love for man boobs?

Speaking of man boobs,whats our favorite child actor JtR been up to?

The resume keeps growing...

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1035503/

[smackaholic]

I'm svelte.

I'm fairly certain someone that describes himself as svelte, takes it in the ass.

Just stick with wirey.

Wirey has more of a redneck/whitetrash asociation.

You calling yourself svelte would be like me calling myself rubenesque.

[Goober McTuber]

I'm svelte.

I'm fairly certain someone that describes himself as svelte, takes it in the ass.

Just stick with wirey.

Wirey has more of a redneck/whitetrash asociation.

You calling yourself svelte would be like me calling myself rubenesque.

American Idol fanatic says what?

[Mister Bushice]

My friend, Jimmah, must unfortunately spend half his day looking at porky pigs who have finally pulled their head out of their big @ss long enough to realize they have become sickly fat turds with a grotesque caboose.

And the other half of his day looking at mens packages, daydreaming.

[Dinsdale]

And the other half of his day looking at mens packages, daydreaming.

This, after spending a few pages trying to defend yourself (poorly) from an onslaught by the very guy you're trying to smack by decrying homosmack?

Priceless.


Maybe this will key you in on why you're one of the Tard Twins.

[The Whistle Is Screaming]

And the other half of his day looking at mens packages, daydreaming.

Bzzzzzttt, we were looking for ...

found me stumbling 'round, drunk on burgandy wine

No points awarded!

[SunCoastSooner]

I'm actually very lean. Still gaining weight back from being sick. Back up to a 150lbs. though from 118 at the low point. I hope to be up to about 170 by the start of the new year which is my ideal weight area from my height and body structure.

[Mister Bushice]

And the other half of his day looking at mens packages, daydreaming.

This, after spending a few pages trying to defend yourself (poorly) from an onslaught by the very guy you're trying to smack by decrying homosmack?

Priceless.


Maybe this will key you in on why you're one of the Tard Twins.

Ah, Still Ankle Biting I see?

Pay attention, Dimwit. It isn't jimmys homosmack I was decrying, it was the dull repetitive predictive nature of his posts. The same fucking shit every time.

Besides, Now that he's out, It's open fucking season, cliffy.

Get it?

[Mikey]

And the other half of his day looking at mens packages, daydreaming.

Bzzzzzttt, we were looking for ...

found me stumbling 'round, drunk on burgandy wine

No points awarded!

RACK

Half of my life I spent losing weight
For some other fucker's crime


did I get that right...?

[The Whistle Is Screaming]

Mikey gets a pass.

[Mister Bushice]

And the other half of his day looking at mens packages, daydreaming.

Bzzzzzttt, we were looking for ...

found me stumbling 'round, drunk on burgandy wine

No points awarded!

Damn ,Twis. That's a pretty deep GD pull.

Points are all yours.

[Dinsdale]

And of course, when someone points out the obvious, in this case what a tard you are, ALWAYS reply with "ankle biter"... just like the last 100 times. And then, OF COURSE, make fun of others for being "predictable."

It's the Way of the Board Bitch.


Good job shaking that Tard Twin moniker, though... really.


RACK Twizzler-btw... except it's "burgundy." Rack it anyway.

[Mister Bushice]

And of course, when someone points out the obvious,

You mean what's obvious to you. Spinsdale, you've made a career here of twisting your fucked up takes into an "I'm right and you're wrong" spinfest. You're the last person here to be judging anyone.

ALWAYS reply with "ankle biter"... just like the last 100 times.

Ah, and then you come through with the perfect example of how fucking out of touch with reality you are, letting your alligator mouth run on ahead of your hummingbird brain. I'd like you to produce even ONE other time I've referenced the phrase "ankle biter", to you or anyone else here.

You can't, because I haven't. So spin away on that one, dipshit.

And then, OF COURSE, make fun of others for being "predictable."

If repeated appearances by you in threads I have already posted in with you whining about me being a tard, or not funny, or just attempting some weak ass smack aimed expressly at me isn't predictable, then it's just your warped view of reality preventing you from seeing it. No surprise there.

RACK Twizzler-btw... except it's "burgundy." Rack it anyway.

Spell checking?

and you call OTHER people tards?

Pathetic.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

Spell checking?

and you call OTHER people tards?

Pathetic.

So... let me see if I have this right. Knowing how to spell makes someone... more of a tard?

I look forward to more of the same logic when:

Dude, you're EYE Q is 57 pints higher tyhan ninem, your such a tard

Dude, the cuber root of what?> Fuck you and you're higfher math. Yur suxch a tard.

Dude, my samck sux,. Your such a truard.

[Mister Bushice]

Spell checking?

and you call OTHER people tards?

Pathetic.

So... let me see if I have this right. Knowing how to spell makes someone... more of a tard?

No, but spell checking other peoples posts for no reason does climb the ladder closer to geek and tard territory.

Not fully understanding that concept definitely makes you more of a tard, so you've got that going for you.

I look forward to more of the same logic when:

Dude, you're EYE Q is 57 pints higher tyhan ninem, your such a tard

Dude, the cuber root of what?> Fuck you and you're higfher math. Yur suxch a tard.

Dude, my samck sux,. Your such a truard.

Wow. Now that's a new fucking low, even for you. Made up future spelling smack.

Probably a first for this place. Congrats on that.

What's next? Are you going to go the Kierland route of smack, quoting other peoples posts and then rewording them, then pretending that's what they actually posted?

Good luck. That worked out REAL well for him.

[PSUFAN]

My ass isn't fat, as you all know. Maybe it's filthy, but it's not fat.

[The Whistle Is Screaming]

Potty humor is the funnay.

Will you be at the PSU v tOSU game in Oct?.

[The Whistle Is Screaming]

RACK Twizzler-btw... except it's "burgundy." Rack it anyway.

Just to set the record straight*, my spelling skills suck like these 2 on a Friday night.



* this is painfully obvious to those who can spell

[PSUFAN]

I plan to be. I need to buy 88 a beer or 12. I suppose we'll have enough for you, but you'll have to pocket the yarmulke if you want to hang with us.





That would be a joke, Seer.

[The Whistle Is Screaming]

It's not nice to joke about buying people beer, I shouldn't have to explain this to you.

I'll let you know if I'm attending as it's very much in the air right now.