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What did they say?












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^^^^^^^^^ what took you so long mv?
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Is mv trolling as a racist or is he REALLY a racist?
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Better question, is Rumpled trolling as a braindead fucktard or is he REALLY a braindead fucktard?
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Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Goober McTuber wrote:Better question, is Rumpled trolling as a braindead fucktard or is he REALLY a braindead fucktard?
You're a fuckin' idiot you know that?
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I stand corrected...again!

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To bad you sold your truck, how you gonna fit all your stuff in that little civic?
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RumpleForeskin wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Better question, is Rumpled trolling as a braindead fucktard or is he REALLY a braindead fucktard?
You're a fuckin' idiot you know that?
Because I beat about your misshapen head for your constant retarded ramblings? It's really hard to believe someone who comes across as stupid as you do could figure out how to turn on a computer.

It was a valid question, you fucking moron.
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Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Goober McTuber wrote:It was a valid question, you fucking moron.
So was mine.
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I actually understood what they were saying. They were going on about how ace they were, shilled their record label, and talked about a compilation CD they were on. Don't worry, everyone - at no point did they talk about putting Whitey in a big pot and rubbing his wife's tits.
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Nishlord wrote:I actually understood what they were saying. They were going on about how ace they were, shilled their record label, and talked about a compilation CD they were on. Don't worry, everyone - at no point did they talk about putting Whitey in a big pot and rubbing his wife's tits.
I think they said.

"mumblemublemumble mumble mumble know what I'm sayin mumble mumblemumble mumble mumble mumblemumblemumble mumble know what I'm sayin mumble mumble mumble." Did I get that right?
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Well I must admit that seeing as that's what rappers say all the fucking time, it wasn't that much of a stretch.

The one on the right has the shittiest chains ever, by the way. I miss the days when MCs wore big fuck-off scorpions and pharoah's heads on an ornate dog lead.
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Nishlord wrote:Well I must admit that seeing as that's what rappers say all the fucking time, it wasn't that much of a stretch.

The one on the right has the shittiest chains ever, by the way. I miss the days when MCs wore big fuck-off scorpions and pharoah's heads on an ornate dog lead.
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I'm glad I live in North Alabama

in case schmick is looking here is a map...
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Mr. Belvedere wrote:
Nishlord wrote:I actually understood what they were saying. They were going on about how ace they were, shilled their record label, and talked about a compilation CD they were on. Don't worry, everyone - at no point did they talk about putting Whitey in a big pot and rubbing his wife's tits.
I think they said.

"mumblemublemumble mumble mumble know what I'm sayin mumble mumblemumble mumble mumble mumblemumblemumble mumble know what I'm sayin mumble mumble mumble." Did I get that right?
Exactly. that's the only thing i could make out. Ya know what i'm sayin..

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They weren't speaking to any of you assheads.
They were speaking to their target audience.

Rack them all the way to the bank for being very savvy businessmen.
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Savvy...sure.

BUT, i've got a hunch that somebody in that posse' has a BIG MAC endorsement.

YOUTUBE might be bigger than Alabama?

no way?

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RumpleForeskin wrote:What did they say?

Dumb ofay, yer just not Hip to the trans-logical interzone of meta-being awareness--sucka!

Think you're "smarter" than a raccoon? Think you're "smarter" than fat boy on the right? Wrong!










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a butterfly? is that a fucking butterfly that fatboy george forman VII (or is he VIII) is wearing around his neck? Actually, it's more like around his nuts, or where his nuts would be if he had any.

nish is right. scorpions and serpent heads have it all over butterflies, unless,ofcourse dude is rolling with a mothra medallion. yeah, technically a moth is not quite a butterfly, but, then again, butterflies aren't rocket propelled either.

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The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:To bad you sold your truck, how you gonna fit all your stuff in that little civic?
If you were a parent, you would know how to call U-Haul.
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Nishlord wrote:I actually understood what they were saying. They were going on about how ace they were, shilled their record label, and talked about a compilation CD they were on. Don't worry, everyone - at no point did they talk about putting Whitey in a big pot and rubbing his wife's tits.
So what was with the "thug love" chant? Lemme guess, they were just talking about how peaceful and non violent they were.
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Sudden Sam wrote:I've got a feeling my fall trip to Wyoming could be the last straw.
Well if your idea is to get away from all of the black people then that would definitely be a good place to go!
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Sam won't be able to avoid idiots by simply avoiding black folks. Perfect example? He could move next to TenTallBen, undeniably caucasiod, and suffer his untrammeled idiocy.
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So it's "the blacks" then...
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OCmike wrote:So it's "the blacks" then...

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Don't it make ya feel warm inside knowing atleast one of those characters will be dead within a few years in his never ending quest to keep it rill?
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That video is by far the worse portrayal of a darkie. Don't know if any of you are hip/hop fans, but the Third Coast (Houston) has exploded onto the Hip/Hop scene over the last couple of years and some of the older artists shared their reason as to why some of them act the way they do. Its all a front. Slim Thug basically said most of these idiots know better, but they chose to act like they don't know any better. They choose to hear what they want to hear and try to be all "gangsta and shit". There was a bitter rivalry here between the North and South side of town from way back in the days of Scarface and the Fifth Ward Boyz. They met up at a club after both parties did some mixed tapes "dissing" on each other and the shit got ugly. The north and south side formed their gangs and then a war broke out with a bunch on naggers killing each other in the early 90's.

Well, basically what you see today is the same hatred from 17 years ago. Its fucking stupid, but this is how they operate. A friend of mine knows Lil' Flip and he said Flip thinks its stupid too, but because of the influence from his friends when he was younger, he went through the same stage picking sides and was trying to be all hard and shit. He figured out it was dumb and wised up. Its mostly teenagers who are really this ignorant. When they get older, most of them tend to wise up somewhat and don't come off as retarded as those idiots in that video. I'm sure those kids in that video are kind of going through the same thing in an urban area of 'Bama as what has been going on here in H-Town.

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My co-worker moolie on the oil rig barge (who was a solid guy, btw), was from a moderately shitty part of Jackson, Mississippi. According to him, any blacks who didn't "do some dirt" and just held down regular jobs and paid their bills were not only considered sellouts, but were said to be "acting white". Stupid some?

He was a reformed drug dealer who had turned his life around and gone completely straight, but was dating a chick who still had to "keep it rill". She had a regular job, but on the side she pirated DVDs and sold them for $5-$10 apiece. I mean, how stupid do you have to be? Together they made plenty of money to pay their bills, yet she felt like she had to be involved in some sort of criminal behavior to truly be black.
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RumpleForeskin wrote:Don't know if any of you are hip/hop fans
Oh yes, ALL of us*. That was a great story. Will you tell us another one before bedtime?



* Actually NONE of us. Looks like you're the only pussy-for-lips, recent, romper room grad of the group.
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Ken wrote:Looks like you're the only pussy-for-lips, recent, romper room grad of the group.
Hey genius, I never said I was a hip/hop fan. I'm just well educated about my hometown.

Got any other shit posts locked and loaded?
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RumpleForeskin wrote:I'm just well educated about my hometown.
Btw...OC, when is the humpday challenge going to feature Houston stuff?
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Racists aren't part of the solution either.
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RumpleForeskin wrote:
RumpleForeskin wrote:I'm just well educated about my hometown.
Btw...OC, when is the humpday challenge going to feature Houston stuff?

Hopefully when there’s several questions related to a monumental disaster that in the recent past wiped out most of Houston.
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Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Goober McTuber wrote:Hopefully when there’s several questions related to a monumental disaster that in the recent past wiped out most of Houston.
Where are you from?
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RumpleForeskin wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Hopefully when there’s several questions related to a monumental disaster that in the recent past wiped out most of Houston.
Where are you from?
You really need to read more and post not at all. What a fucking moron.
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Where are you from?
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What part of "Where are you from" don't you understand?
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RumpleForeskin wrote:Where are you from?
Where are you from?
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RumpleForeskin wrote:What part of "Where are you from" don't you understand?
what part of 'mvscal' don't you understand, 'Skin?

[edit - I thought it was mvscal he was asking this of]
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TotalWasteofSkin wrote:What part of "Where are you from" don't you understand?

What part of “read more” are you struggling to grasp? Within the past week I have mentioned where I was originally from. Within the past 5 hours I have indicated where I live. Not sure what all of that has to do with this thread, but feel free to go looking. Also feel free to go fuck yourself.
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Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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