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This place sucks horsecocks

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Or so I've been told.

here's why


1. no problem

2. a little o' that here, but not a major problem, IMO

3. problem -- I voted this to be a NO troll board at the beginning. There are already Rome off-shoot boards that cater to trolls. This one should have gone another route. It should have stood apart. We've got the reindeer, we've got Douchie's crew, we've got shit trolls out the wazoo .... but a lot of my 'friends' don't post here now. Coincidence??
Hmmmmmmmm .........

4. we like fights here -- fuck off, survey

5. a little problem, IMO.

6. not a problem, IMO. But #5 and #6 are tied in to the troll situation. I like a 'free' board, as long as there are not trolls. If shit trolls are everywhere, the board needs more moderation -- and more moderation will ALWAYS piss folks off. People stopped being pissed off and they left instead.

7. problem -- Give BSchlepp, mvscal, and Dinsy their own blog forum.

--The I love the smell LibCock in the morning blog

--The why painful death to dumbfucks and ni66ers is the only answer blog

--The I'm a brilliant, single, and successful male and you're not blog

8. shrubber/16 was run

9. no problem

10. see ya at Hostboard, Coods
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And you are?????????
You know I know, and I know you know that I know.
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..... smarter than you, cockbreath.
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tart's article wrote:Trolls on the other hand, bring absolutely NO value to the forum
And here you guys thought wolfie was an actual person down in Florida.
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Shut up, poptart.
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Re: This place sucks horsecocks

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poptart wrote:...a lot of my 'friends' don't post here now.
It's because you runned them.
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Re: This place sucks horsecocks

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poptart wrote:Or so I've been told.

here's why


1. no problem

2. a little o' that here, but not a major problem, IMO

3. problem -- I voted this to be a NO troll board at the beginning. There are already Rome off-shoot boards that cater to trolls. This one should have gone another route. It should have stood apart. We've got the reindeer, we've got Douchie's crew, we've got shit trolls out the wazoo .... but a lot of my 'friends' don't post here now. Coincidence??
Hmmmmmmmm .........

4. we like fights here -- fuck off, survey

5. a little problem, IMO.

6. not a problem, IMO. But #5 and #6 are tied in to the troll situation. I like a 'free' board, as long as there are not trolls. If shit trolls are everywhere, the board needs more moderation -- and more moderation will ALWAYS piss folks off. People stopped being pissed off and they left instead.

7. problem -- Give BSchlepp, mvscal, and Dinsy their own blog forum.

--The I love the smell LibCock in the morning blog

--The why painful death to dumbfucks and ni66ers is the only answer blog

--The I'm a brilliant, single, and successful male and you're not blog

8. shrubber/16 was run

9. no problem

10. see ya at Hostboard, Coods
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Post by War Wagon »

Not that anyone can recall a SG's son post worth responding to or anything.

Wait, I just did.... so let's get the ball rolling then.

Why are you here? To shat upon yourself and the reason for 'tarts post in the first place?

Mission accomplished, dumbfuck. Go 'tard up some other board.
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Thread replies to this point have been predictably
limp-dick, feeble, or ineffectual.

limp-dick starting lineup (partial)
SG's Son
gay2

feeb's
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ineffectuals
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Ken
War Wagon

The thread is a self-fulfilling prophecy.
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Hey, Ken's post at least summoned a grin. That should count for something...
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Ken is a mediocre talent and I don't dislike him.
Despite his name stirring memories of a fully dickless and hairless-below-the-head neuter-man doll, message board speaking, he's alright.
If Ken started a new board that promised us all a land of milk and honey, I'd give that a go.

Wolfman, on the other hand, is an overweight half-degenerate beer slob who once vandalized public property in the dark of the night.
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poptart wrote: Wolfman, on the other hand, is an overweight half-degenerate beer slob who once vandalized public property in the dark of the night.
He pissed on the Alamo after a concert in San Antonio?
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haha - haven't seen that pic in a long time!
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I laughed !
but--not to go Dins on you--
that dumpater was private not public property !
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Wolfman wrote:I laughed !
but--not to go Dins on you--
that dumpater was private not public property !
You---
Forgot.........
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The retired booze-hound vandalized private property in the dark of the night.
I stand corrected.

RACK him!!
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Whenever I get a visual of Wolfman it's looks like Ralph Malph
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Anybody that doesn't post here anymore shouldn't make a fucking bit of difference to anybody that currently does. Would more traffic be nice? Sure. But, catering to someone who left a smack board because it, what, got too "smacky?" Whatev.

I don't like trolls either.

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...but, if the admins want to allow them, or can't stop them, then so be it.

What is everybody so worried about, exactly? I mean, how big of a fuck up do you have to be to piss someone off badly enough on the internet that you have to worry about real-life consequences? And who the fuck would get worried about something like that?

I'm just here to chat; talk a little shit. Anybody who goes past that point, on either side of the internet connection, can go it alone. I can't imagine any OTHER reason that all of these "legendary" posters aren't hanging out any more. I thought that people ran shit trolls, not ran from them?

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Post by MgoBlue-LightSpecial »

the_ouskull wrote:Anybody who goes past that point...
I'll take .net posters for $500.
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the_ouskull wrote:I can't imagine any OTHER reason that all of these "legendary" posters aren't hanging out any more.
I hear some 'legends' prefer to post at the girl board more than this board.
Is that an indictment on this board or on them ... ?

Oh wellz, everyone is free to post their important messages at a message board of their choice.
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poptart wrote: post their important messages
I laughed.
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Oh yeah, I often laugh at poptart. Key word being at.
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
the_ouskull wrote:Anybody who goes past that point...
I'll take .net posters for $500.
I see irrational exuberance has unduly escalated asset values again.
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PSUFAN wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
the_ouskull wrote:Anybody who goes past that point...
I'll take .net posters for $500.
I see irrational exuberance has unduly escalated asset values again.
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Mister Bushice wrote:
poptart wrote: post their important messages
I laughed.
You've never read the girl's board ... ?
Yes, extremely critical shit goes on there.

I wonder which poster will be the most Douged today .... ?

I mean, hell, 75% of the threads even trump AOL Teen Chat for overall acumen.
It's about Goob's level.

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Geez, poppy, I don’t ever read that board. Seems you’re quite familiar with it, however. And it’s always fresh when you recycle your whiny little rant about a troll-free board. Really, it is.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I'll take .net posters for $500.

How's your tutorials going over there, Professor? Have your efforts lowered the tard coefficient to your liking?
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Post by poptart »

I'm good with trolls, Goobs.
I know how to go that route.

When a board is nearly 2 yrs old and the only identity it's MAIN FORUM has forged is that of a short bus stuck & spinning it's wheels in the mud -- while retards flail, flop, and jizz themselves to it, there might be some issues to look at.

On the good days here though, the McLaughlin Group is the shit.
I dig that.


It's all thumbs up here, Goober.
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OK, poppy, are you talking about this board, or another board? It’s all thumbs up our asses, or what?
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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If this board would get the Cul de Smack squared away it'd be, hands down, the best 'Rome' board going.
I don't know what the 'vision' the smart men here have for the Cul de Smack is -- or maybe they don't have one.
I dunno.
Maybe they like it as is.
That's possible.

In that case, they're fucking idiots.

I'm just opining.
Doesn't mean I don't still luv everyone.

Even if they're ignorant fucking dipshits.
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Post by Goober McTuber »

You really long for the good old days at TNW, don’t you? No trolls, IP numbers displayed, etc. You should really just go set up such a board yourself, and quit bitching about this one. TNW was a boring bag of shit, BTW.
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schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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TNW failed because it became a political blog ...... before there were political blogs.
It was ahead of it's time.

Go figure.
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poptart wrote:TNW failed because it became a political blog ...... before there were political blogs.
It was ahead of it's time.

Go figure.
we we're kind of epcot like that.....

i blame Mild7......
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It was a tedious amalgam of self-absorbed preeners, control freaks and drama queens. Yeah, real ground-breaking stuff.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Goober McTuber wrote:It was a tedious amalgam of self-absorbed preeners, control freaks and drama queens. Yeah, real ground-breaking stuff.
who you calling a control freak asshat.......
get out, get out while there's still time
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Felix wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:It was a tedious amalgam of self-absorbed preeners, control freaks and drama queens. Yeah, real ground-breaking stuff.
who you calling a control freak asshat.......
Not you, Felix, I had you down as a preener. Feel better? :wink:
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Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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