A fine Saturday Fuck You...

ADAM · Post by **ADAM** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 2:49 pm

to everyone.....

Man, I hate flying commercial...
I fucking hate the cold...

You all have a nice fucking day....

*all responses will be met with a firm "fuck you" or "eat me"

Rack Fu · Post by **Rack Fu** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 4:17 pm

Shouldn't you be doing some advanced warfare training, Colonel?

Why fly commerical? I would figure that a man with your epic military skill would just jump into a F-18 and fly wherever the fuck you want. Did they not teach you that during your USMC training in the Army at Ft. Hood?

Rudolph · Post by **Rudolph** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 12:16 am

LET ME GUESS, adam MUST BE ONE OF THE BOARD RETARDS.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sun Dec 10, 2006 1:48 am

Rack Fu wrote:Shouldn't you be doing some advanced warfare training, Colonel?

Why fly commerical? I would figure that a man with your epic military skill would just jump into a F-18 and fly wherever the fuck you want. Did they not teach you that during your USMC training in the Army at Ft. Hood?

That's a shitty way to talk to a Silver Star recipient, Fu.
Shame on you.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 1:55 am

Silver Stars don't mean shit when you can get $300 chicks, man.

'smatter, ADAM? Couldn't afford your usual today and get a plane ticket?

Dude, you must be DYING.

That's OK though, we'll all be here to laugh at you.

Rack Fu · Post by **Rack Fu** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 3:51 pm

Martyred wrote:
Rack Fu wrote:Shouldn't you be doing some advanced warfare training, Colonel?

Why fly commerical? I would figure that a man with your epic military skill would just jump into a F-18 and fly wherever the fuck you want. Did they not teach you that during your USMC training in the Army at Ft. Hood?
That's a shitty way to talk to a Silver Star recipient, Fu.
Shame on you.

My bad.

I better be careful, ADAM will comeback and tell me how he'll beat me up again using all those hand-to-hand skills that he learned during his military career. I'll then remind him of the time that he posted a picture of himself in which he looked like he barely weighs enough to buy adult clothes.

Blitzen · Post by **Blitzen** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 1:23 am

Hilarious
–adjective
1. arousing great merriment; extremely funny: a hilarious story; a hilarious old movie.
2. boisterously merry or cheerful: a hilarious celebration.
3. watching a pseudo military man being smacked by a pseudo clandestine field officer

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 2:43 am

Tedious
–adjective

1. marked by tedium; long and tiresome: tedious tasks; a tedious journey.
2. wordy so as to cause weariness or boredom, as a speaker or writer; prolix.
3. this thread
4. 8 angry reindeer.

Rudolph · Post by **Rudolph** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 4:18 am

We are here to shine light in this city of darkness. Is this a problem for you?

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 4:26 am

Oh come on now. You are trying to out-asshole everyone else here. Nothing very enlightening about that.

Rudolph · Post by **Rudolph** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 4:48 am

Stay out of the way and you won't wake up with sleigh tracks burned across your flesh.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 5:09 am

Too late. Last years Xmas party, too much booze, a walk in the snow, when what to APs wondering wandering eye should appear, but a miniature sleigh and eight asshole reindeer.

You didn't feel the bump and hear the fart?

Dancer · Post by **Dancer** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 5:10 am

Mister Bushice wrote:You didn't feel the bump and hear the fart?

We just figured that was Rudolph.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 5:13 am

I'd have thought his would have been accompanied by quite a bit of butt spray and an overwhelming odor of rotten bear shit mixed with pine needles.

Dancer · Post by **Dancer** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 5:31 am

Mister Bushice wrote: quite a bit of butt spray

Wrong board.

Rudolph's farts are very "eggy" smelling. Apparently, whatever flatulence-inducing qualities that are contained in eggs are not lost in the conversion to egg nog. And trust me, when it comes to egg nog, Rudolph will drink anybody on this board under the table.

Luther · Post by **Luther** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 5:38 am

What board is leading in the use of the word filter? TYPE II was a goofy one...

Rip City

ADAM · Post by **ADAM** » Sat Dec 16, 2006 5:31 pm

Fuck YOU.....

Merry fucking christmas

Hey rudy......Eat a dick............You're not a reindeer

You are back-strap

JCT · Post by **JCT** » Sat Dec 16, 2006 5:34 pm

Mister Bushice wrote:Tedious
–adjective

4. 8 angry reindeer.

Wow, they've really gotten into your head. Bode them.

ADAM · Post by **ADAM** » Sat Dec 16, 2006 5:44 pm

JCT wrote:
Mister Bushice wrote:Tedious
–adjective

4. 8 angry reindeer.

Wow, they've really gotten into your head. Bode them.

JCT, they've gotten in my head so bad, it took me until next Saturday to reply.....

That or lance Cpl. Jessica sucks a good fucking dick!

GOD BLESS MARINE CHICKS!