A friend of mine hung herself today.
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A friend of mine hung herself today.
The show just ended here last weekend at TRF... and I took off with a friend to spend sometime together for a couple of days.
Well, I'm taking care of some shit today... and I end up at the laundry mat in Magnolia, Tx. and I see my friend Karawynn and start talking about shit, and how she had to take some stray dog to the vet, because some girl she knows had to save the starving dog. Karawynn (a bit in shock from the morning) says, sure I'll take the dog to the vet. So from what I gather... Karawynn is told that she has to pay the $400 vet bill beacause she left her credit card # at the Vet's and her friend tells her you have to pay the bill, because you took the dog to the vet.(Great friend)
I said to Karawynn, why did you take some other chick's stray dog to the vet and why didn't she do it? She says, I was a little spaced out and feeling loving when I was asked, because of what happened early this morning. I was going to blow it off as chick talk, then I opened my fuckin' mouth and asked... what happened this morning Kerawynn?
She asks me if I know Joelyn? I'm thinking... ah yeah, Kerawynn... (hell, all 3,000 to 10,000 of us know each other well, in one way or another).
What happened with Joelyn?
Kerawynn: She hung herself... and was found this morning.
the truth:
This chick was smokin' hot... and I've known her for 15 years.(fuckin' people)
I'm in shock... and ask if "Clark" is gonna have his dance party tonight that he has every Wed. night?
Kerawynn: I don't think so... since Clark was really close with Joelyn and he's probably not in the mood to party.
the truth:(still in shock) a yeah.
As "the truth" I've got special prev's and can stay on "campus", while everyone else is in Toontown. Toontown is a place that's about 1/2 a mile away next to the show, where everyone other than me has to stay during the show.
I walked out front of my booth and heard drums and singing in the distance,(toowntown) yet they didn't sound like they were near Clark's place.
When bad things happen... I'm the kinda guy that would rather drink then have to deal with the shit... so here I am. Drunk and not wanting to deal with it. I'm thinking about walking across campus to take a shower, and head over to toontown, but I don't think I can deal with that shit!
Fuck it, I'm gonna take my "drunk selfish ass" over to the shower house and make my decision when I get back.(fuckin' people)
and fuck joelyn!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, I'm taking care of some shit today... and I end up at the laundry mat in Magnolia, Tx. and I see my friend Karawynn and start talking about shit, and how she had to take some stray dog to the vet, because some girl she knows had to save the starving dog. Karawynn (a bit in shock from the morning) says, sure I'll take the dog to the vet. So from what I gather... Karawynn is told that she has to pay the $400 vet bill beacause she left her credit card # at the Vet's and her friend tells her you have to pay the bill, because you took the dog to the vet.(Great friend)
I said to Karawynn, why did you take some other chick's stray dog to the vet and why didn't she do it? She says, I was a little spaced out and feeling loving when I was asked, because of what happened early this morning. I was going to blow it off as chick talk, then I opened my fuckin' mouth and asked... what happened this morning Kerawynn?
She asks me if I know Joelyn? I'm thinking... ah yeah, Kerawynn... (hell, all 3,000 to 10,000 of us know each other well, in one way or another).
What happened with Joelyn?
Kerawynn: She hung herself... and was found this morning.
the truth:
This chick was smokin' hot... and I've known her for 15 years.(fuckin' people)
I'm in shock... and ask if "Clark" is gonna have his dance party tonight that he has every Wed. night?
Kerawynn: I don't think so... since Clark was really close with Joelyn and he's probably not in the mood to party.
the truth:(still in shock) a yeah.
As "the truth" I've got special prev's and can stay on "campus", while everyone else is in Toontown. Toontown is a place that's about 1/2 a mile away next to the show, where everyone other than me has to stay during the show.
I walked out front of my booth and heard drums and singing in the distance,(toowntown) yet they didn't sound like they were near Clark's place.
When bad things happen... I'm the kinda guy that would rather drink then have to deal with the shit... so here I am. Drunk and not wanting to deal with it. I'm thinking about walking across campus to take a shower, and head over to toontown, but I don't think I can deal with that shit!
Fuck it, I'm gonna take my "drunk selfish ass" over to the shower house and make my decision when I get back.(fuckin' people)
and fuck joelyn!!!!!!!!!!!
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ANOTHER TEXAS LOVE SONG
(verse 1)
Went down to the laundromat
to clean my socks, and warsh my hat
Sweet Karawynn, she also came on down
She said
"Chimey, you hear about Jo-e-lyn"?
I said "No I didn't,
Fill me in"
She said Joelyns hanging up in ol' toon town
(chorus)
In Magnolia texas
There's no dancin'
I'm drunk and I'm a wreck
An old girlfriend
from across the way
is hanging by her neck.
and my girlfirends stray dog
Well he went and ate up her paycheck
There's no dancing down in Texas
Cause Joe-lyns hanging by her neck
(verse 2)
Far away the drumbeats sound.
there's singing, up in ol toontown
I think I'll go there, but then, what's the use?
The shower rod has been torn down
They're mourning up in old toon town
I think I'll go and find myself a noose.
(chorus)
In Magnolia texas
There's no dancing
I'm drunk and I'm a wreck
An old girlfriend
from across the way
is hanging by her neck.
and my girlfirends stray dog
Well he went and ate up her paycheck
There's no dancing down in Texas
Cause Joelyns hanging by her neck
Joelyns hanging by her neck
Joelyns hanging by her neck
Joelyns hanging by,
her
neck
(verse 1)
Went down to the laundromat
to clean my socks, and warsh my hat
Sweet Karawynn, she also came on down
She said
"Chimey, you hear about Jo-e-lyn"?
I said "No I didn't,
Fill me in"
She said Joelyns hanging up in ol' toon town
(chorus)
In Magnolia texas
There's no dancin'
I'm drunk and I'm a wreck
An old girlfriend
from across the way
is hanging by her neck.
and my girlfirends stray dog
Well he went and ate up her paycheck
There's no dancing down in Texas
Cause Joe-lyns hanging by her neck
(verse 2)
Far away the drumbeats sound.
there's singing, up in ol toontown
I think I'll go there, but then, what's the use?
The shower rod has been torn down
They're mourning up in old toon town
I think I'll go and find myself a noose.
(chorus)
In Magnolia texas
There's no dancing
I'm drunk and I'm a wreck
An old girlfriend
from across the way
is hanging by her neck.
and my girlfirends stray dog
Well he went and ate up her paycheck
There's no dancing down in Texas
Cause Joelyns hanging by her neck
Joelyns hanging by her neck
Joelyns hanging by her neck
Joelyns hanging by,
her
neck
Re: A friend of mine hung herself today.
montinelevin wrote:
This chick was smokin' hot...
Pics? (pre-hanging, please)....
E UNUM PLURIBUS
Mister Bushice wrote: ANOTHER TEXAS LOVE SONG
(verse 1)
Went down to the laundromat
to clean my socks, and warsh my hat
Sweet Karawynn, she also came on down
She said
"Chimey, you hear about Jo-e-lyn"?
I said "No I didn't,
Fill me in"
She said Joelyns hanging up in ol' toon town
(chorus)
In Magnolia texas
There's no dancin'
I'm drunk and I'm a wreck
An old girlfriend
from across the way
is hanging by her neck.
and my girlfirends stray dog
Well he went and ate up her paycheck
There's no dancing down in Texas
Cause Joe-lyns hanging by her neck
(verse 2)
Far away the drumbeats sound.
there's singing, up in ol toontown
I think I'll go there, but then, what's the use?
The shower rod has been torn down
They're mourning up in old toon town
I think I'll go and find myself a noose.
(chorus)
In Magnolia texas
There's no dancing
I'm drunk and I'm a wreck
An old girlfriend
from across the way
is hanging by her neck.
and my girlfirends stray dog
Well he went and ate up her paycheck
There's no dancing down in Texas
Cause Joelyns hanging by her neck
Joelyns hanging by her neck
Joelyns hanging by her neck
Joelyns hanging by,
her
neck
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The Magnolia, Tx, police report wrote:The deceased left a suicide note...
"I just can't take it anymore. This was the last straw. Tell my bookie to fuck off!! He ain't gettin' SHIT! Goddammit though, what was I thinking? How could I take Cal, on the road, again??
Goodbye cruel world!!
P.S.-Please tell Kerawynn to stay away from that asshat m2! See, I came down with this weird scabby shit all over my cooter, 'bout a year ago. It was that no good bumb Earl, down at the garage, I think. Spiked my Boones Farm, the fat prick. Anyway, there I was just a little while ago, sittin' in the creek and minding my own never mind, just using an old frisbee, you know, just tryin' to rub that shit off my feminine meatloaf. I'm just scrubbin' away when up comes this little dude in some Sir Lancelot lookin' get up! My stars, what a hoot! He was carrying a bag a laundry, askin' me if there's anywhere 'round here where he can warsh his clothes? Said he was a traveling musical type salesman and he was in town to do some..."hoggin", I think he said? Well, whut da fuck, my arms was gettin' sore from all that rubbin' and it's not evur' day that we get a real live Bilbo Baggins in this shithole 'burg so next thing ya' know one thing led to 'nuther and...Look, just tell Kerawynn that you have it on good authority...that crap he has all over hisself ain't no 'fever blisters', like he's been tryin' to tell her and all those other carnies! 'Fever blisters', my butt!! Mwuaaahahaaa!!!!!"
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I felt bad for you at first until I read this...
I'm in shock... and ask if "Clark" is gonna have his dance party tonight that he has every Wed. night?
You have known a girl for 15 years.. find out she killed herself and all you can do is ask if some other fuckin' tool is having his party and then all you talk about this old friend of yours is how hot she was? You really are a worthless piece of shitThis chick was smokin' hot... and I've known her for 15 years.(fuckin' people)
Yeah fuckers.... I'm back
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I went over to Ren Faire Drive in Todd Mission, TX.. last night...and found it was a Ghost town.
I was hoping Clark would have his party... where we could talk about what happened. A gathering place.
I banged on the door of my friend's house, who was sleeping and he said he had to go to work the next day... so I went to the B&B bar and grill on FM 1774. It was closed.
I don't want to deal with this shit... so I've yet to go back to Toontown.
I've looked on the net for information on what has happened... since I haven't been back today. I haven't seen shit.
As a community, we're very protective each other, when it comes to outsiders. That would be my only guess why I can't find any info on the net.
I may get drunk enough to head over there tonight and find out what happened. If not, I'll head over tommorrow.
I'd rather get drunk and watch tv., then head over there and find out how/why it happened.(complete pussy)
I feel as if I dont confront it, it never really happened.(Boys don't Cry)
I was hoping Clark would have his party... where we could talk about what happened. A gathering place.
I banged on the door of my friend's house, who was sleeping and he said he had to go to work the next day... so I went to the B&B bar and grill on FM 1774. It was closed.
I don't want to deal with this shit... so I've yet to go back to Toontown.
I've looked on the net for information on what has happened... since I haven't been back today. I haven't seen shit.
As a community, we're very protective each other, when it comes to outsiders. That would be my only guess why I can't find any info on the net.
I may get drunk enough to head over there tonight and find out what happened. If not, I'll head over tommorrow.
I'd rather get drunk and watch tv., then head over there and find out how/why it happened.(complete pussy)
I feel as if I dont confront it, it never really happened.(Boys don't Cry)
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88 wrote:New product idea:
Just fucking witcha, man.
Thanks for the humor, bro.
and thanks to Luther, Bushice, etc.
It made me laugh, when I really didn't have any other feeling other than shock.
It's strange that I dont want to confront something I dont want to confront. I'm normally really good with dealing with shit like this.
I guess, when it's a friend you'll never see again... it fucks with ya a bit. You can see their eyes(all night long) and the talks you had about life with them.
Once again... I'm not offended, the humor has actually made it a bit better.
I've yet to confirm any of this... yet it's in my gut. Kerawynn doesn't talk shit, and the fact that "Clark" didn't have his get together last night makes me feel its true.
It sucks being drunk, and seeing your friend with a rope around her neck, as you try to go to sleep.
Same here. m2 would never lie would he? I believe every word of his that he makes $10k/weekend as a carnie who sells windchimes because for some reason his many scholarships to Div 1 football programs didn't work out, nor did his admission to Cal.Mississippi Neck wrote:Funny. I live about 20 minutes from Magnolia and\or the Ren Fair, and I haven't heard anything about a hanging.
Also, why does one spend time off in Magnolia?
If I can't believe m2, than who can I count on?
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"Hung herself"..?...and she's smokin' hot..?.....I'm calling masturbatory partial-asphyxiation etc....
Or was Earl running around with Sue?
Or did Cabe Earhardt II lose a left-turn race?
Or was the ZioNazi conspiracy permeating the U.S. governerment just too much..?
Or, really...was it just the hollowed and cored husk that's left when the meth wears off?
Or a huge position in her day-trading gone south?
Murdered?
Or was Earl running around with Sue?
Or did Cabe Earhardt II lose a left-turn race?
Or was the ZioNazi conspiracy permeating the U.S. governerment just too much..?
Or, really...was it just the hollowed and cored husk that's left when the meth wears off?
Or a huge position in her day-trading gone south?
Murdered?
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Re: A friend of mine hung herself today.
Karawynn?
Joelyn?
Lemmee guess... this is one of those 'clubs' where each of you have your birth names but choose to find a higher level of dorkitude and crown yourself w/a medieval one. Can't say that hit me upside the head with the 'surprised bat'.
Joelyn?
Lemmee guess... this is one of those 'clubs' where each of you have your birth names but choose to find a higher level of dorkitude and crown yourself w/a medieval one. Can't say that hit me upside the head with the 'surprised bat'.
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Do they usually report vagrant suicides?Rack Fu wrote:Yep, just as I suspected. Not a word about this supposed suicide in the Houston Chronicle again today.
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BSmack wrote:Do they usually report vagrant suicides?Rack Fu wrote:Yep, just as I suspected. Not a word about this supposed suicide in the Houston Chronicle again today.
No, but when its not in the Conroe Courier or the Montgomery County News, then it didn't happen.
Both papers will put a Recipe Contest on the front page, so a death would be a Special Edition.
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No shit m2's spot on when it come's to the truth. I'm about 30 miles from Magnolia visiting my Mother and I've heard nothing of a hanging. Believe it or not, even they've got these things called "newspapers" with police reports of deaths in them.Rack Fu wrote:Same here. m2 would never lie would he? I believe every word of his that he makes $10k/weekend as a carnie who sells windchimes because for some reason his many scholarships to Div 1 football programs didn't work out, nor did his admission to Cal.Mississippi Neck wrote:Funny. I live about 20 minutes from Magnolia and\or the Ren Fair, and I haven't heard anything about a hanging.
Also, why does one spend time off in Magnolia?
If I can't believe m2, than who can I count on?
Oh, I forgot, the secret society of Rhenn Faire keep these things, "in house."