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spray paint.
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Did you check the fluids?
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By the way, why do you taunt the kid with that basketball resting in a rock-filled play area? Is he supposed to shoot the ball through that red brick doghouse window?
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The rye won't last long but remove it if you can. The rye will become more apparent in the upcoming winter months as it can handle less sun and colder weather.

Start with Fescue
Stay with Fescue

If you have Turf and you know where it comes from it never hurts to find out their Turf Mix or just buy a few squares and replace as the dog piss will ruin the soil enough the new Fescue seeds won't germinate unless you douche the areas days in advanced.
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Y2K wrote: Start with Fescue
Stay with Fescue
Rack, that dude is a solid poster, cream of the crop I tell ya.
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If your dog is a female, the rye should be burnt off with time. Fescue is better for shade, traffic and dog piss. Just reseed with fescue every fall and early spring. With time one will win. That privacy fence should block out multicolored grass, if that shames you.
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7 responses and still no solution to the problem? You people are sux.

a.Shooting the fukking dog.

2. water/fertilize regularly.

d. treat pissed on areas with gypsum. It works to neutralize dog piss and salt run off from the roads. For you folks that live in socal/fla who wonder why the fukk anybody would salt a road.......just go fukkk yourselves.
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dude, you and I have the same lawnmower.....
smackaholic wrote:7 responses and still no solution to the problem? You people are sux.
make it 8.....
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Felix wrote:dude, you and I have the same lawnmower.....
smackaholic wrote:7 responses and still no solution to the problem? You people are sux.
make it 8.....
yes, your response does make it eight. btw, people who bag their clippings are idiots. cut it reasonably often and it won't look like shit and you won't have to fertilize as often. you only need to bag if you let it grow into hay between cuttings.
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smackaholic wrote:
yes, your response does make it eight. btw, people who bag their clippings are idiots. cut it reasonably often and it won't look like shit and you won't have to fertilize as often. you only need to bag if you let it grow into hay between cuttings.
oh yeah......

my over thatched lawn says bullshit.......
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smackaholic wrote:you only need to bag if you let it grow into hay between cuttings.
That would be about every 36 hours where I live.

Screw that.

It gets cut in spring, and thatched(maybe) before it comes out of dormancy in fall(like right about now), when it's mowed again.
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Post by silvurna »

Peel off the fescue and rye and redo the entire yard with Suburbanite.
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Post by Trampis »

In stead of trying to green the brown spots back up,I would go the other way and sray some Roundup on the whole yard.I nice even shade of brown will appear,and you wont be able to tell where the dog takes a piss after that.

Problem solved.
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smackaholic wrote:7 responses and still no solution to the problem? You people are sux.

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Reading comprehension is not one of your strenghts, is it?
JCT wrote:spray paint.
Y2K wrote:Start with Fescue
Stay with Fescue
Topsoilfelice wrote:That privacy fence should block out multicolored grass, if that shames you.
Those are ALL good, solid solutions
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cudes, any solution that does not deal with the cause, is not a solution.

off the fukking mutt.
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The cause of your idiotic posts is the fact that you're a fucking moron.

My solution is to kick your ass full of holes.

Now that probably won't fix the cause and make you any smarter, but it's still a solution to your dumbfuck drivel
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smackaholic wrote:
off the fukking mutt.

Oh c'mon, get real. Like he's going to be able to get his pickup truck into that small backyard.

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Cuda wrote:The cause of your idiotic posts is the fact that you're a fucking moron.

My solution is to kick your ass full of holes.

Now that probably won't fix the cause and make you any smarter, but it's still a solution to your dumbfuck drivel
now cudes, you could come on over and try to kick my ass full of holes. whether or not you could is open to debate, but, wouldn't solve my driveling problem, lest ofcourse it was such as epcot filling of my ass with holes, that I'd end up dead or in a coma or something.

bottom line is, you are still not getting the fact that no matter wtf he does to his lawn short of paving it over, as long as that fleabag continues to use it as a urinal, it will continue to look like shit.

one other thing. I was driving along today and noticed some dude in his yard walking his mutt. the mutt was in the process of spraying a fence post in the yard that he has undoubtedly sprayed many times before. this is why male dogs have bode on chick dogs. male dogs are particular. they have to piss on something with a vertical surface. this is good for a few reasons. first, they don't piss smack in the middle of the yard, second, you don't have to worry about edging around that fence as there ain't a chance in hell that there is grass growing there. i'd bet money that r-jack's dog is a bitch, or atleast gax.

so, i'll modify my recommendation to off that bitch or atleast trade it in on a male.
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R-Jack,

Flip flops? You're just Luther waiting to happen.
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Atomic Punk wrote:So why did you post it?
Yes, that just happened.
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Post by Mister Bushice »

That piss spot farthest right center looks like a skull.

Has someone been burying, um, stuff?
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I'd be happy that the yard was green
even if it is varying shades !!
You should try keeping a yard down here
-- just loads of fun !
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c'mon, wolfie. it's easy to have a green lawn in sofla so long as you don't mind a water bill from hell.
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