2006 Schedule Spreadsheet

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2006 Schedule Spreadsheet

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This has been making the email rounds over the past week, not sure if you've all seen it. Good stuff.

2006 NCAA Schedules by Conference
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Thanks jimmah.
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Pretty sweet.

Someone had a LOT of time on their hands...
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:rts:

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I hope that someday soon you and your family won't have the freedom to post in a forum, Dave.

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So you're that Scott guy that I've been reading so much about? I don't remember banning you...unless, it was the ban that turned into a robot
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Excellent.

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PSUFAN wrote::rts:

...rts, lil' help?
No prob, Rog. Just click this: Image
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Thanks Meds, that is sweet

My favorite part is on the CUSA page, look at Rice's helmet.
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That is pretty kick ass...thanks Rog!
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=IF('Big 10'!$C$11:$N$11="W","Goin To Glendale","Fuck!!!")

(Sorry, just a little spreadsheet humor)
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I get it. :lol:
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what is up with the rice helmet???
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L45B wrote:=IF('Big 10'!$C$11:$N$11="W","Goin To Pasadena","Fuck!!!")

(Sorry, just a little spreadsheet humor)
I tried to have the spreadsheet tell me how many national championships Kal has won in the past year and it told me I had a circular reference and needed to turn on Iteration. :?

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^^^^^^

I thought it would just return #N/A...
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Jimmy--

You implying that an undefeated tOSU team doesn't get a shot at the BCS Championship Game?

By the way, if you click on the Pac10 tab & run a Goal Seek to see how many losses Kal could afford to make it to their third straight NC game, I believe Excel automatically pastes a picture of the Golden Gate Bridge.
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Road wins outside the south for SEC teams? Huh?

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^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Rack the Excel humor...
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Excellent.

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L45B wrote:=IF('Big 10'!$C$11:$N$11="W","Goin To Glendale","Fuck!!!")

(Sorry, just a little spreadsheet humor)

RACK...I'm a huge fan of IF/THEN's...they are what makes running a picks pool on Excel so easy.
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Post by indyfrisco »

No shit. My spreadsheet for the pickem games is over 3MB because of all the forulas I have in that bad boy.

Here's a quick one off my sheet.

=IF(G4=G$95,1,IF(AND(G4>0, G$95=-1),0.5,0))

One of my faves:

=SQRT(('Weekly Matchups(1)'!$Q$2-'Weekly Input(1)'!C7)*('Weekly Matchups(1)'!$Q$2-'Weekly Input(1)'!C7))
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That a sweet spread sheet, someone needs to find a woman.
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RACK the spreadsheet.

RACK this vvvvvv
Jimmah wrote:Road wins outside the south for SEC teams? Huh?

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And RACK THE hell out of this! vvvvv
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IndyFrisco wrote:No shit. My spreadsheet for the pickem games is over 3MB because of all the forulas I have in that bad boy.

Here's a quick one off my sheet.

=IF(G4=G$95,1,IF(AND(G4>0, G$95=-1),0.5,0))

One of my faves:

=SQRT(('Weekly Matchups(1)'!$Q$2-'Weekly Input(1)'!C7)*('Weekly Matchups(1)'!$Q$2-'Weekly Input(1)'!C7))
Aw shit, don't even make me bust out the VBA code that will force Ohio State to win all their games.

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Rack this thread....

For reminding me I have eternal BODE on all you fuckers!

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Post by Jimmy Medalions »

Those functions only work in excel when you're using an intel computer that was built in the U&L.

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Hold on.....
# of wins/ 4 losses= the amount of losses I had predicted on our way to the national championship.
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if($KAL="Sucks Balls", "National Champions", "National Champions")
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Wait...

=if(#ofIowafirstroundpicks=85, "I will suck Kirk Ferentzs cock", "He can jam his man meat in my ass")

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Jon = Douche

ok so it wasn't that good...but hey i am trying...
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I find this thread a bit confusing.
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archive???
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That RICE helmet should be used for Nebraska. White background Red logo, hell we all know what the N on their helmets stand for. Wouldn't this make more sense?

Dude must have linked the RICE helmet to the wrong place as every time RICE comes up in someone's schedule it shows our helmet.
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Left Seater wrote: hell we all know what the N on their helmets stand for.
I didn't peg you for an mvscal hayta. :mrgreen:
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Left Seater wrote:we all know what the N on their helmets stand for.
Yup. Knowledge.
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=if(#ofIowafirstroundpicks=85, "I will suck Kirk Ferentzs cock", "He can jam his man meat in my ass")
if($KAL="Sucks Balls", "National Champions", "National Champions")
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