Our Dear Leader Makes His Triumphant Return

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You couldn't make this shit up...

(turn it up...LOUD!!!)

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Great now we have neo communist Propaganda music for our dear leader. WTF
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88 probably just creamed his panties.
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You can see where Donald gets his inspiration.

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BSmack wrote:Great now we have neo communist Propaganda music for our dear leader. WTF
I don't know about you but I felt sort of lost while he was out of the country.

I'm so glad he's returned safely to us, his adoring children.
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Climb the Juche Mountain Mango Mussolini.
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That thing is cheesy as hell.

Even worse (and more ridiculous) in that it's peppered in among juvenile, scatterbrain insults the likes of which one would expect to find... well, in a place like this board.

Whose IQ is low.
Who is failing.
Whose face is still bleeding.
Who is ugly.
LET'S ALL HAIL THE KING!!!
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Don's zany bullshit belongs here.
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It's some Baptist version of this..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mb5MjWZ7kxk

But of course the Trump faithful can't sing or hold a tune, let alone handle a song with actual chord changes and rhythmic nuance.
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Maybe not, but they can really dance.
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Liberalism is a mental disorder.
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OK listen up. I've got a few ideas I want to bounce off you guys before I send them off to my good buddy Donnie.

  • ISIS - We shouldn't be fighting ISIS. We should be working with them on counter-terrorism. Mad Dog needs to get on this right away.

    North Korea - Instead of bitching and complaining all the time we're going to collaborate, with their tremendously intelligent and charismatic leader, on missile technology and the nucular weapons. This will be a tremendous boost to the morale of our good friends in Seoul.

    China - We're going to set up a joint venture between our Patent and Trademark Office and...whatever they have...to combat piracy of intellectual property and...movies.

    After that we're going to set Smackaholic up as the chair of a new committee to revise all building codes and we're going to put poptart in charge of strategic planning at NASA.

    Oh yeah, one last thing. We're going to work with Sirfindadick to have a take and not suck.
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Sirfindafold wrote:Liberalism is a mental disorder.
Sounds like they've got a good excuse. What's Trump's?
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Sirfindafold wrote:Liberalism is a mental disorder.
The guy who sucks the orange cock of the delusional narcissist says what?
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Sirfindafold wrote:Liberalism is a mental disorder.
:lol:

Touche'

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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Sirfindafold wrote:Liberalism is a mental disorder.
Sounds like they've got a good excuse. What's Trump's?
BOOM.
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Fake news. Fake President...2017 defined...excuses are dismissed.
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:bode:

melt on bitches.

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I see you're still having a problem with that have a take don't such thing.
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What's Ivanka doing with her right hand here, off camera?
Donnie looks a little...errr...stressed?


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Um...since when does the U.S. president get relegated to the margins? Oh, that's right..

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Mikey wrote:OK listen up. I've got a few ideas I want to bounce off you guys before I send them off to my good buddy Donnie.

  • ISIS - This entity was created, and continues to be funded, by the Mossad and the CIA

    North Korea - This entity is fully supported by China because a united Korea is as bad for China as it is for Japan.

    China - This entity is not a nation, but a culture, and is determined, by way of a long-term steady plan, to conquer the world.


    Oh yeah, one last thing. We're going to work with the fake trolls here to have a take and not suck.
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Thorton Melon is now in the Oval Office.

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LTS TRN 2 wrote:China - This entity is not a nation, but a culture, and is determined, by way of a long-term steady plan, to conquer the world.
Or maybe they just want to make sure that they never become occupied ever ever again.
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Mikey wrote:What's Ivanka doing with her right hand here, off camera?
Donnie looks a little...errr...stressed?


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More like he's pissed to see her shove her middle up slanteyes ass.
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Mikey wrote:What's Ivanka doing with her right hand here, off camera?
Donnie looks a little...errr...stressed?


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Being president is stressful.

Why is Ivanka in a position of prominence in the first place? Why is Merkle an after-thought?

How useless is Melania?

And why again is Merkle sidelined?
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Innocent Bystander wrote:
How useless is Melania?
Pretty dang useless. Like most first ladies, including Mrs. Obama.
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schmick wrote:
trev wrote:
Innocent Bystander wrote:
How useless is Melania?
Pretty dang useless. Like most first ladies, including Mrs. Obama.
But at least Melania is a woman, moochelle owebama is a tranny
I was thinking more like silverback gorilla.

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LTS TRN 2 wrote:China - This entity is not a nation, but a culture, and is determined, by way of a long-term steady plan, to conquer the world.
Or maybe they just want to make sure that they never become occupied ever ever again.
Are you smoking bath salts again?...

Toronto and Montreal have surpassed Vancouver as the Canadian cities that Chinese homebuyers are most interested in, according to data from Juwai, China's largest real estate portal.

The company predicts that Chinese investors will pour some $1 trillion (C$1.27 trillion) into real estate around the world over the next decade, of which a considerable amount is likely to land in Canada. The country is the fourth-largest destination for Chinese real estate investment, behind the U.S., Australia and Hong Kong.
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LTS TRN 2 wrote: Toronto and Montreal have surpassed Vancouver as the Canadian cities that Chinese homebuyers are most interested in, according to data from Juwai, China's largest real estate portal.



Well, to be quite frank, my people do need somewhere to eat on Christmas...
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China - This entity is not a nation, but a culture, and is determined, by way of a long-term steady plan, to conquer the world.
It's called central-planning, you subbed that out in the fifties, thickie.
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BSmack wrote:
LTS TRN 2 wrote:China - This entity is not a nation, but a culture, and is determined, by way of a long-term steady plan, to conquer the world.
Or maybe they just want to make sure that they never become occupied ever ever again.
Are you smoking bath salts again?...

Toronto and Montreal have surpassed Vancouver as the Canadian cities that Chinese homebuyers are most interested in, according to data from Juwai, China's largest real estate portal.

The company predicts that Chinese investors will pour some $1 trillion (C$1.27 trillion) into real estate around the world over the next decade, of which a considerable amount is likely to land in Canada. The country is the fourth-largest destination for Chinese real estate investment, behind the U.S., Australia and Hong Kong.
Last time I was in Fort Erie I saw a lot of Indians. Obviously part of a plot in New Delhi.
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Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:
LTS TRN 2 wrote: Toronto and Montreal have surpassed Vancouver as the Canadian cities that Chinese homebuyers are most interested in, according to data from Juwai, China's largest real estate portal.



Well, to be quite frank, my people do need somewhere to eat on Christmas...
Gee, b-juice, while we know the Chinese serve dog entrees, I don't think they serve human babies.

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LTS TRN 2 wrote:while we know the Chinese serve dog entrees, I don't think they serve human babies.
Nah, that's more of an Irish dish.
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So why aren't the Committees and investigators, and of course our beleaguered A.G.,
looking into Crooked Hillarys crimes & Russia relations?








Who hired the beleaguered A.G. who isn't looking into Crooked Hillary??




























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Our relationship with Russia is at an all-time & very dangerous low.
You can thank Congress, the same people that can't even give us HCare!






LMAO!

Ridiculous @sshole.


Tard was carrying on day after day on the campaign trail about how wonderful health care would be on his watch, and how he was such a master wheel and deal man.
Always bragging about how he knew how to handle all of the politicians, blah, blah, blah.

Why couldn't you work and deal with congress, you fat-headed liar?


Oh...

Don has another "rally" today -- in WV.

lol

What for???

There is no campaign.

This stupid shit is insane.
Only a 3rd grader would be distracted by the shiny object.


How 'bout you just sack up and DO YOUR JOB, Don?





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