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Sexting with your kid in the bed? Sound a lot like R-Jackmeofflittlegirl.
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Rulz.....

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Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:Image
god damn it!!!! they cut that gif off to early. I wanna see if they got a strike.
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So, what's the Weiner's next career move? He couldn't possibly embarrass himself further, might as well do some pron. He could likely get at least one good payday out of it.
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Papa Willie wrote:Marty - I think these gif's are really, really starting to get under his skin.

We should step it up a notch. :)
Yes. Because it makes the board so very readable. Why don't you try working on your writing skills, tubby.
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Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Goober McTuber wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:Marty - I think these gif's are really, really starting to get under his skin.

We should step it up a notch. :)
Yes. Because it makes the board so very readable. Why don't you try working on your writing skills, tubby.
please goobs, don't encourage him. He is much better at finding disturbing gifs.
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smackaholic wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:Marty - I think these gif's are really, really starting to get under his skin.

We should step it up a notch. :)
Yes. Because it makes the board so very readable. Why don't you try working on your writing skills, tubby.
please goobs, don't encourage him. He is much better at finding disturbing gifs.
Inane is not necessarily disturbing.
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schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Papa Willie wrote:Marty - I think these gif's are really, really starting to get under his skin.

We should step it up a notch. :)
Don't worry fatty you can spam all you want because the mOds are ineffective, racist, rapey fucknuggets.
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Can I get my title updated to rapey fukknugget?
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smackaholic wrote:So, what's the Weiner's next career move?
Tragic suicide in Fort Marcy Park would be my guess. That ridiculous pervert is married to Shillary's closest confidante. Think he doesn't know where the bones are buried? He's compromised and a liability.
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mvscal wrote:
smackaholic wrote:So, what's the Weiner's next career move?
Tragic suicide in Fort Marcy Park would be my guess. That ridiculous pervert is married to Shillary's closest confidante. Think he doesn't know where the bones are buried? He's compromised and a liability.
Don't be silly. All those myriad people with dirt on the Other American Royal Family ending up dead... just a freakish coincidence.
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Word.
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Diego in Seattle wrote:Rulz.....

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Yeech. A face only a carpet munching Clinton could love.
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Rooster wrote:
Diego in Seattle wrote:Rulz.....

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Yeech. A face only a carpet munching Clinton could love.
How large is your Judy Garland collection?
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I'd hit it, all kinds of nasty like.

I doubt she feels reciprocal, since she likes the dykey ones, rather than dudes..

But it would all depend on the Factors -- who look like they're staying until closing, who is hotter, who is sending the most downvibe....

but mostly, "which one is the most drunk?" is often the deciding factor.

If Queen I'm "With" Her excels at any one/more of the qualifying factors, she'd be an adequate candidate for the Dinscock.

You aging fucks need to get real.
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You realize, don't you, DiS, that that picture is of her after she has been gussied up to the best of the glamour/make-up artist's abilities? And after all the stops have been pulled out, that is the best they could do. And she's a Muslim.

No thanks.
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Rooster wrote:
Diego in Seattle wrote:Rulz.....

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Yeech.
I'm just going to say you are a god damn, prancing, palms out while talking, rainbow farting, glitter wearing faggot and leave it at that
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And I'd say that you have no standards when it comes to choosing what you'd lay pipe to. You'd prolly do Rump's wife. Or a Bangkok boy-girl. It just goes to prove the adage that there's someone out there for everyone, I suppose.

Have at it, my friend. :lol:
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I suspect this is what she normally looks like:

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Feel free to hit that.
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Rooster wrote:I suspect this is what she normally looks like:

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Feel free to hit that.
I agree....that's what she would always look like to you. Especially after you opened your mouth.
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Rooster wrote:I suspect this is what she normally looks like:

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Feel free to hit that.
That version of her. Probably not. The version posted above.....if you are going to say that you would stiff arm that out of your way if she's ready at closing time....then you are a sparkling faggot who likely roller skates.

You see, an endorsement of "hitting it" is no way, shape or form placing that particular piece of ass on a pedestal. At her best, she is a "yeah that'll do", which is what was posted. You want to judge her on her worst, or at least not her top look, as if trying to find a reason not to hit it. You know there is a type of guy to finds reasons to not want to fuck women. Fortunately for you they have their own bars and throw parades and stuff. Find them. Have fun. Hope you like lots of leather.
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R-Jack wrote:
Rooster wrote:
Diego in Seattle wrote:Rulz.....

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Yeech.
I'm just going to say you are a god damn, prancing, palms out while talking, rainbow farting, glitter wearing faggot and leave it at that
:lol: :lol:

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Piranha mouth, meth skinny, permanent sour expression, hatchet faced, bad taste in men, soul sold to Hillary, Muslim-- need I go on? Out of 3.5 billion women on this earth, you choose the one who has more negatives and baggage than 3.4999999 billion other women. Get after it, horn dog. :lol:
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God damn right, I would.
Because I'm heterosexual.
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Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: Because I'm heterosexual.
Well technically you are asexual. Some female would have to want to have sex with you for you to be hetero.
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Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:Image


God damn right, I would.
Because I'm heterosexual.
Oi! And then you'd be condemned to Sheol because you're shtupping the Muslim marrano goyim.
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R-Jack wrote:
Rooster wrote:I suspect this is what she normally looks like:

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Feel free to hit that.
That version of her. Probably not. The version posted above.....if you are going to say that you would stiff arm that out of your way if she's ready at closing time....then you are a sparkling faggot who likely roller skates.

You see, an endorsement of "hitting it" is no way, shape or form placing that particular piece of ass on a pedestal. At her best, she is a "yeah that'll do", which is what was posted. You want to judge her on her worst, or at least not her top look, as if trying to find a reason not to hit it. You know there is a type of guy to finds reasons to not want to fuck women. Fortunately for you they have their own bars and throw parades and stuff. Find them. Have fun. Hope you like lots of leather.
But that version of her is the only version that exists. You don't suppose that she's only scowling because some political reporter is taking her photo, do you? She is miserable and looks that way because she's married to her husband and she works for a woman who will throw her under the bus as soon as it's expedient to do so. Each of you labor under the fantasy that if you were to show up at closing time at a bar and she's sitting there nursing a Cosmo, she'd go home with you and gnaw on your dick with those horse teeth she has. The reality is, she hates men because of the humiliation Anthony has put her through and to fill the black void in her life, she goes down on Mrs. Clinton.

These glam photos of her you people keep trotting out represent the tiniest fraction of her life in between the regularly scheduled lesbian sessions with Hillary's stalagtite and stalagmite infested cavern she calls her pussy, the face twisting moments when passing by a news stand where her husband is on the front page of every scandal sheet, and the stomach acid build up of knowing that the whole charade of the Clinton Foundation is going to fall down on her and Cheryl Mill's head.

For all the effort it took to make her look somewhat presentable, you could do the same with Mama June and produce the same results, just thicker. But hey, you're all heterosexual (so you loudly insist :meds: ) and Mama June is available at the end of the bar at closing time looking better than she normally does, so what do you do as virile men? Well, there's only one answer available to you dudes-- you hit that shit until dawn. Why? Because apparently that what you do when you have no standards when it comes to women.

Like I keep saying: Knock yourselves out. Here, have a second helping.
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Rooster wrote:Hillary's stalagtite and stalagmite infested cavern
:shock:

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I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
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At some point (usually a bunch of points, hopefully), a man is faced with the question "to fuck or not to fuck?"

I typically go with the former, within reason.
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