Predictions 2016

[Carr Guy]

Hey guys!! I'm back for my predictions thread 2016 edition! You can smell it! Pig is in the air!!!

First of all i just wanted to apologize for lashing out last time the way i did. I been going through a real stressful time. My daughter's boyfriend moved back in to our mobile home so i had to take pick up more hours to feed more mouths. He gets jobs but then gets fired for random drug testing. He gets one of those huge Big Gulps from 7-11 or whatever and dumps cheap vodka into it. Then he walks around all day drinking, smoking marijuana cigaretes, and playing Pokemon Go. I told my wife at least he is up and moving around! If he wasn't as big of a Michigan fan as me i would probably kick him out though.

Anyway enough about me..............on to the predictions. I truly believe this is the year we win it all. There is no denying the hype that Coach Harbaugh has brought to the University of Michigan and i fully believe that hype will translate into MULTIPLE SHIPS. I'M TALKING MULTIPLE SHIPS! Starting this year! So here we go:

HOME vs Hawaii WIN 62-3
HOME vs UCF WIN 50-6
HOME vs Colorado WIN 45-7 (SCREW YOU KORDELL STEWART!!!!)
HOME vs Penn St WIN 35-0
HOME vs Wisconsin WIN 30-9
AWAY vs Rutgers W 45-13
HOME vs Illinois W 48-2
AWAY vs SPARTY W 30-9
HOME vs Maryland W 38-0
AWAY vs Iowa W 24-11
HOME vs Indiana W 52-17
AWAY vs Ohio W 40-21

Big Ten Championship: Rematch vs Iowa WIN 40-6

First round playoff: WIN vs Clemson 38-20
Championship game: WIN vs Alabama 29-19

15-0

You can take it to the bank!!!

[Left Seater]

8 home games? How SEC of them.

[BSmack]

Couldn't do a neutral site for Hawaii? Weak.

[buckeye_in_sc]

a mobile home but yet has Ann Arbor College season tickets...

whoever has the keys to this troll is EPOCH...

no way AAC goes 15-0...hairball will melt after the first loss to Sparty

[BSmack]

Speaking of Harbaugh, did anybody else see this weekends interview on ESPN. I'm starting to wonder if his elevator goes to the top.

http://collegespun.com/big-ten/michigan ... rban-meyer

[Mikey]

My prediction:

Stanford will play at least 13 games.

[King Crimson]

Couldn't do a neutral site for Hawaii? Weak.

home-home road trip with Hawaii is great for recruiting.

that said, UM not playing a game away from the Big House until the middle of October is so weak. i thought being a Michigan Man wasn't slang for big time pussy. that's almost Texas weak.

[Screw_Michigan]

that said, UM not playing a game away from the Big House until the middle of October is so weak. i thought being a Michigan Man wasn't slang for big time pussy. that's almost Texas weak.

Unless they're playing ND, they almost never play a road game before conference play.

[Carr Guy]

that said, UM not playing a game away from the Big House until the middle of October is so weak. i thought being a Michigan Man wasn't slang for big time pussy. that's almost Texas weak.

Unless they're playing ND, they almost never play a road game before conference play.

WRONG we played in Utah last year. That said this is Michigan fergodsakes! People should have to come to us. It is an honor & a privledge to play at the BIG HOUSE.

[Goober McTuber]

WRONG we played in Utah last year. That said this is Michigan fergodsakes! People should have to come to us. It is an honor & a privledge to play at the BIG HOUSE.

Bullshit. You should have the stones to take your 15-0 juggernaut on the road and go play somebody good.

[Carr Guy]

Hey "Goober" , don't get mad at me, i don't make the schedule. If i had my way we would play the Denver Broncos ( and possibly win). But we do play AT Ohio, Sparty, and Iowa. Normally i would say that is tough but honestly i think we steamroll all those teams this year.

[Screw_Michigan]

WRONG we played in Utah last year. That said this is Michigan fergodsakes! People should have to come to us. It is an honor & a privledge to play at the BIG HOUSE.

That's why I said ALMOST, you god forsaken Downriver moron.

PS--go fuck yourself.

[Dinsdale]

That said this is Michigan fergodsakes! People should have to come to us. It is an honor & a privledge to play at the BIG HOUSE.

Indeed it is.

I'm trying to remember what happened the very next week... wait, I remember now:

[Goober McTuber]

Hey "Goober" , don't get mad at me, i don't make the schedule. If i had my way we would play the Denver Broncos ( and possibly win). But we do play AT Ohio, Sparty, and Iowa. Normally i would say that is tough but honestly i think we steamroll all those teams this year.

tOSU, Sparty and Iowa are conference games, you wet-brained fucktard. We were talking about OOC. God, you are so fucking stupid you make suckaholic look like Stephen Hawking.

[Carr Guy]

"fucktard" ? Do you talk to your family or co workers that way? Good grief. Look i told you guys i'm happy to talk football but i want no part of the childish name calling.

Anyway I don't care if they're conference or non conference games. The bottom line is we play some very good teams on the road! Get that through your thick melon, ya DOLT!

[Goober McTuber]

"fucktard" ? Do you talk to your family or co workers that way?

My family? No. No fucktards in my family. Nothing but fucktards in yours.

Co-workers? I'm much too professional for name-calling at work. Besides, the bleeding cunts know who they are.

You still don't get it regarding OOC scheduling. Because you're a stupid fucktard.

[Carr Guy]

My boss has a son who is mentally challenged. He is a great kid. You wouldnt know the struggle they go through every day raising him. If you ever said the word "fucktard" in my presence i would make it so you couldn't say any more words PERIOD.

You have over 21,000 posts here, Is every one of them just calling people names? Does that make you feel better? You must have a miserable life and probably a alcoholic to.

Anyway I said i dont want to go down this road. I'm just here to talk football. Who is your team Goober McAngry ??

[Bucmonkey]

What Interstate exit you all meeting at?

[Carr Guy]

I don't fight, i make attitude adjustments.

[Goober McTuber]

You have over 21,000 posts here, Is every one of them just calling people names?

Sometimes I give advice. My advice to you is take your keyboard to the middle of the Mackinac Bridge and throw it into the water. Then kill yourself, you FAT fucking RETARD.

[Goober McTuber]

Nice melt, Goobs.

And you remain a fat, clueless dumbfuck. You wouldn't know a melt if it was dipping its shit-covered cock in your gaping maw. But you'd sit back and enjoy it.

[Dinsdale]

What Interstate exit you all meeting at?

What was that fucker's name on SC3 that called a dude out to meet him at a time that was about 2 hours prior to the post?

Pacedog, or some shit?

That was maybe the best melt ever, since he actually wasn't trolling.