Budweiser buys Miller

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

http://money.cnn.com/2015/10/13/investi ... er-merger/

:|

Miller Lite was my domestic swill of choice. Now it's going to be both shittier and more expensive.

But this is almost worth it, just for the rift that this is going to create in the neck community.

[mvscal]

Uh, no. The Brazilian run global conglomerate which happens to own the Anheuser-Busch brand bought the South African run global conglomerate which happens to own the Miller brand.

[BSmack]

So one shit company merges with another shit company to create a much bigger pile of shit.

Gotcha.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Uh, no. The Brazilian run global conglomerate which happens to own the Anheuser-Busch brand bought the South African run global conglomerate which happens to own the Miller brand.

I'm not sure you'd be a very good headline writer.

[Diego in Seattle]

Uh, no. The Brazilian run global conglomerate which happens to own the Anheuser-Busch brand bought the South African run global conglomerate which happens to own the Miller brand.

InBev is Belgian-Brazilian, strap-on squatter. Tell your wife to give you an additional fifty lashes.

[mvscal]

Uh, no it isn't. I'm sure a few token Belgians remain, but it's run by Brazilians. My cousin's husband has worked at AB for nearly 30 years and was one of the few execs retained after the purge when InBev bought them out. He knows who's calling the shots. You, on the other hand, know absolutely nothing whatsoever.

Go suck another fat baby's dick, you stupid assclown.

[molly]

I just had a beer called golden monkey and it was delish.

[trev]

golden monkey

That sounds kinda hot.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

golden monkey

That sounds kinda hot.

Yes, it does. Please allow me to use it in a sentence.

"After a long day hiking in the UP, I took trev back to the Comfort Inn and gave her a golden monkey."

[Dinsdale]

Is that where you pee on her unkempt bush?

[Go Coogs']

"After a long day hiking in the UP, I took trev back to the Comfort Inn and gave her a golden monkey."

Eeeww

[Cornhusker]

"After a long day hiking in the UP, I took trev back to the Comfort Inn and gave her a golden monkey."

Eeeww

Laugh of the day.. It racks..

[molly]

"After a long day hiking in the UP, I took trev back to the Comfort Inn and gave her a golden monkey."

Eeeww

Laugh of the day.. It racks..

Took a second. Holy shit :)

[trev]

I set 'em up, you all knock 'em down.

[Dinsdale]

I set 'em up, you all knock 'em down.

I'll have another shot of Beam, thanks.