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Se fugó... otra vez.

Wouldn't be surprised if the Donald had something to do with this.

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Good plan

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BSmack wrote:Good plan

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I don't think those two had the financial resources that El Chapo has. Apples and jalapeños.
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Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Yeah, that is about the worst analogy ever. Rumor has it, he is in the US now.

I get a kick out of his calling out the don. My guess is that old donnie boy knows some guys in jersey that are already working on hunting this fukk down and killing him.
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I figure the Donald had a part in springing him, just to help make his point.
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Mikey stick to takes on El Taco's instead. You are better at those.
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Trev, stick to takes on Stoli and Popov. You're better at those.
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Mikey wrote:I figure the Donald had a part in springing him, just to help make his point.
Possible, but, I think he did it using his own associates in country.
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Mikey wrote:Trev, stick to takes on Stoli and Popov. You're better at those.
Mikey, I don't think I like vodka. I'm not sure though, since I never drink it.

I am going on a pub crawl tomorrow in the Gaslamp. I plan on pacing myself, so I could use some tips on this. It starts at 12, so my plan is to join around 2. I have to last until around 9 PM where we are taking some friends to Noble Experiment. I think vodka is banned from Noble. I do plan on trying some beers and really not sure what else I will drink. Plenty of water, too.
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Goober McTuber wrote:
BSmack wrote:Good plan

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I don't think those two had the financial resources that El Chapo has. Apples and jalapeños.
Mexico has already fired the head of prisons. It was an inside job, just like Matt & Sweat. And he's provoked the state, just like Matt & Sweat (Jesus, Matt & Sweat sounds like something KC Scott would do with UCant). The difference is El Chapo's helpers didn't let him down.
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BSmack wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
BSmack wrote:Good plan

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I don't think those two had the financial resources that El Chapo has. Apples and jalapeños.
Mexico has already fired the head of prisons. It was an inside job, just like Matt & Sweat. And he's provoked the state, just like Matt & Sweat (Jesus, Matt & Sweat sounds like something KC Scott would do with UCant). The difference is El Chapo's helpers didn't let him down.
Give it up. Matt & Sweat didn't make it more than about 200 miles because they didn't have the financial resources to pay off anyone. Didn't El Chapo spend millions on his first escape? No comparison. Even our local idiot savant knew it was a shit analogy.
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schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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schmick wrote:They should have shot him when they caught him
of course but he's free.
he's even got a license to drive here...

this asshole takes on Trump but at the same time proves his statements correct.
Ponderous...
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Y2K wrote:
schmick wrote:They should have shot him when they caught him
of course but he's free.
he's even got a license to drive here...

this asshole takes on Trump but at the same time proves his statements correct.
Ponderous...
How do we know that he's in the US?

For all we know Trump could have sent Guzman's son a check to send out a tweet that makes Trump look like the hero/victim.

The border is porous, but this all seems a little convenient to be true.
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He is on his way to a sanctuary city near you.
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Left Seater wrote:He is on his way to a sanctuary city near you.
:lol:

Newest "in" hotspot in San Francisco:

El Chapo's on Pier 39. Specializing in Sinaloan cuisine,

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73 different tequilas
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Goober McTuber wrote:Give it up. Matt & Sweat didn't make it more than about 200 miles because they didn't have the financial resources to pay off anyone. Didn't El Chapo spend millions on his first escape? No comparison. Even our local idiot savant knew it was a shit analogy.
They did bribe a 50 something hag with regular doses of dick. Their flaw was she got cold feet and didn't show up at the pickup point.

BTW: Their original plan was to go to Mexico. They traveled no more than 100 miles on foot before both were captured.
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BSmack wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Give it up. Matt & Sweat didn't make it more than about 200 miles because they didn't have the financial resources to pay off anyone. Didn't El Chapo spend millions on his first escape? No comparison. Even our local idiot savant knew it was a shit analogy.
They did bribe a 50 something hag with regular doses of dick. Their flaw was she got cold feet and didn't show up at the pickup point.

BTW: Their original plan was to go to Mexico. They traveled no more than 100 miles on foot before both were captured.
Boatloads of cash beats regular doses of dick, any day as a reliable bribery tool, apparently. Or, at least that is the case in meheeco.
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