Was anyone here ever bullied?

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

This thread has officially earned "trainwreck" status.

I think it's safe to say, we can lay the blame squarely on trev's (soft, delicate, strapless) shoulders.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Pardon me...I need to go ice something down...

[mvscal]

This thread has officially earned "trainwreck" status.

WHOA!! Easy there. You had best not try to bully anybody around here. They will beat THE EVERLOVING FUCK out of you.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Don't worry.

I was the only one in this thread that didn't slip in to the phone booth and pull on the Superman tights.

[Dinsdale]

and by the way, your whole pitbull analogy is horseshit....there are thousands of stories of pitbulls being rescued from abusive situations becoming loyal trusting loving pets....

Until they rip your toddler's face off. I'm not even sure what you're trying to say here. I guess you're just firing random diversions as one of your most cherished childhood fantasies comes unraveled.

I've seen many of these dogs adopted (some people live in a fantasy world, I guess). And every last one of them should have been put down. Hell, after an upbringing of severe abuse, high-functioning humans never quite recover. The stupidest of the stupid dogs (save it, trailer park pitbull lovers) sure the fuck never do.

And anyone who owns a ghetto-dog should probably be put down for the good of the human race, as well.

People who think having a tough dog makes them tough by proxy are... well, I dunno. They either took lunch money, or had it taken.

[Moving Sale]

I always think of this video when someone mentions pitbulls and what they should be used for, so to speak.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFwkc2qE35s

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

I always think of this video when someone mentions you...

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Witnessed all kinds of bullying. The one thing that the majority of bullies had in common? They were badasses.

Wimps don't go around beating people up... duh.

I would say it depends on the target.

Bullies going after other bullies = badasses.
Bullies stuffing pencil necked geeks into lockers = pussies.

You must think dudes who slap around their wives are real hardcore.

[Dinsdale]

You must think dudes who slap around their wives are real hardcore.

The last time I witnessed that was quite a few years ago... in a bar parking lot. Big fucker. I was pretty tossed.

I mentioned to him that I'd provide much better sport. Big brawl. I beat his ass, in front of an adoring crowd, but not without physical cost to my personage.

Ran into her alone a couple of weeks later... yeahhhhh, buddy. SCHWING!

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Worked just fine for me. Since you had no experiences to relate or at least make up, we can assume you ran like a little bitch instead of standing up for yourself.

Aging + Technology = Internet Bully. Go get him, Bluto.

[poptart]

Big brawl. I beat his ass, in front of an adoring crowd

I don't know what is more pathetic.

Getting in a bar parking lot fight or bragging about doing so -- and how you whipped ass, to a bunch of strangers on the interweb.


Throw your keyboard in the river.

[Dinsdale]

I was accused (faecetiously, sure) of condoning dudes beating women. I merely provided an example to prove otherwise. A rather noble act, might I add... or it was in my besotted mind, anyway.

And if one can't brag about their tales of daring-do to a bunch of anonymous halfwits on the internet, who can they brag to?

True story, BTW.

[Screw_Michigan]

I'm not reading all that, pussy. Mix in a paragraph break once in a while, freak.

[Terry in Crapchester]

in college football when I played at the University of Maine.

Back in the days before they wore helmets.

[BSmack]

Because when I think about the all-time biggest pussies ever, Mike Tyson is the first name that comes to mind.

Mike Tyson used to jump old ladies for spending money. And he liked to rape girls.

[BSmack]

in college football when I played at the University of Maine.

Back in the days before they wore helmets.

More like before they had a ball. Back then they would use the skull of a defeated enemy for a ball.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

I remember a particularly bad bullying episode in my life.

I was hauling a load of petrol (at least I thought it was at the time) when I was jumped by a vicious gang.
They tormented me for what seemed like hours...trying to run me off the road, launching air-powered harpoons at me...
Luckily, understanding the psychology of bullies actually being cowards, I was able to stand up to them and fend them off. But I wasn't alone...
If it were not for the aid of my plucky little feral child side-kick, I'm not sure I'd be here today writing this to you. He gave me the courage I needed, as I lowered him across the hood of my rig to scoop up the few remaining shotgun shells...

[Derron]

You must think dudes who slap around their wives are real hardcore.

The last time I witnessed that was quite a few years ago... in a bar parking lot. Big fucker. I was pretty tossed.

I mentioned to him that I'd provide much better sport. Big brawl. I beat his ass, in front of an adoring crowd, but not without physical cost to my personage.

Ran into her alone a couple of weeks later... yeahhhhh, buddy. SCHWING!

Not the bitch me and a couple buddies ran into many years ago at the Copper Penny I am sure. Her boyfriend was beating on her out in the parking lot, so us being a bunch of hick country boys in the big city, and real fuckin drunk decided to give the three on one beating he had coming. We beat him up enough to make him see the error of his ways, and then the dumb bitch walked up to my buddy, biggest one in the group, punched him a couple of times, nad punched him and said leave my boyfriend alone. This after the asshole gave her a black eye. My buddy was a bit taken aback, his nuts hurt, so he backhands the bitch, says fuck you cunt..and we left. Last time any of us ever thought about doing that again.

[mvscal]

Yeah...sure you did.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Damn.

Move the fuck over, Anderson Silva, there's a new badass in town. He goes by the name, Derron...







...and while he may look like a cross between a trucker and an IT specialist, it's just a facade to conceal the fact he packs the meanest punch west of the Mississippi.

If you so much as see this guy, flee the zip code IMMEDIATELY.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

[Wolfman]

More like before they had a ball. Back then they would use the skull of a defeated enemy for a ball.

I laughed. We were playing Colby College. I was in at offensive tackle for a few plays. After one off tackle dive, I'm getting up and I hear a Colby linebacker screaming. I looked over and saw the reason.
His foot was on backwards. Must have had his cleats get caught as he was being blocked. I actually told that story to Rome one day. He thought "foot on backwards" was a cool take.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

This thread reminds me of an old episode that took place at Casa Del Todd's Dome...

It was 3 A.M. and the neighbors were rocking out to Rush - Permanent Waves. I went over, knocked on the door, and this drunk dude who went about 6'7", 320 bills, flung the door open and stared me down with cold eyes. I explained to him while I can appreciate the extended guitar solo at the 4:10 mark of Natural Science, me and my girl had a long day and were trying to get some sleep. At that point, he went on to insult me AND my lady, then got in my face and chest bumped me. Now, I'm a reasonable and non-violent man, but you start messing with my woman it's GAME ON. I hauled back and cracked this guy right in the nose and kept beating on his face until I accented his foyer wall with blood and cartilage. Then his buddies made a beeline right for me but I roundhouse kicked all of them right in their temples. In one kick. When they were lying on the ground, begging for mercy, I took out my piece and popped each one of them in the dome. Then I raided their fridge and fucked their girlfriends. Consensually.

True story.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Good story.

You never know what you'll get at CDTD...

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Oh...and to whoever broke the pool skimmer last weekend at CDTD...did you think that by throwing the broken pieces behind the cabana house, no one would ever find them?

Fuck.

No wonder the fees get more outrageous every year...

:x

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

You know, ever since that influx of less desirables into the association, aka people who make less money than us, things have really gone to shit. I think we should make them wear wrist bands and ration their alcohol.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

What did you think about the proposal for re-staining the gazebo at last month's Association meeting?

I think we can get another two seasons out of it...why is the Association wasting money?

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Wait...we have a gazebo? And a pool??

No wonder I could never enter through the front door. I just thought the cut of the key was bad.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

And a pool??

pfft...

...if you can call that a "pool"...


Sure doesn't look like anything that's printed on the brochure...

:x

[R-Jack]

This after the asshole gave her a black eye. My buddy was a bit taken aback, his nuts hurt, so he backhands the bitch, says fuck you cunt..and we left. Last time any of us ever thought about doing that again.

Riiiiiiiiiight. 'Cause black eyes happen on impact.
Strangely I do believe the part about you hanging out with woman beaters though.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Riiiiiiiiiight. 'Cause black eyes happen on impact.

Astute observation.

[R-Jack]

I guess the bully hit her so hard she went into a time warp and reappeared two days later when the swelling went down.....which makes duhron and his boys beat down more epic, pounding someone who can break the space/time continuum and stuff.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Maybe he meant the asshole boyfriend gave her a black guy. I could see how that would piss off a bunch of drunken rednecks.

[R-Jack]

I know. I was just marveling at how badass those drunken retards are for taking down a man tough enough to knock the natural process of swelling out of his woman. :wink:

[Atomic Punk]

I am 6-3 now, when I was in 7th grade I was maybe 5 feet tall. Some kid came to my school because he had been thrown out of all the public schools... He said he was going to kick my ass and the rest of the day he kept telling people that he was. The last class of the day was History and he sat in front of me, during the class he turned around and sneezed on my desk and then said I got you after school quietly.

You've just been vicariously living the movie "Three O'clock High" where Buddy Revell tormented that kid all day and the kid got Buddy's brass knuckles to knock him out to earn his respect
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three_O%27Clock_High
Are you one of those "Hi Dan 6'3"... 160 (ding)" callers on the Dan Patrick Show that constantly gets on the show with a pre-pubescent annoying voice?

[Moving Sale]

[Go Coogs']

I was bullied a lot in middle school and high school. Random hot chicks used to push me to the ground and rip my pants off and force their vagina up and down my penis. I felt so violated and helpless. Oh the humanity.