Joke

H4ever · Post by **H4ever** » Tue Nov 13, 2012 10:35 pm

Wow...Shit Romney never served! Why he saluting? j/k on the "joke" thread. Now GFY

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Tue Nov 13, 2012 11:30 pm

He's reporting for duty again? Swell.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Tue Nov 13, 2012 11:39 pm

H4ever wrote:Wow...Shit Romney never served! Why he saluting? j/k on the "joke" thread. Now GFY

This certainly didn't help him any. Also, having 5 sons with a total of zero service kind of sucked. But then, last time we ran an actual war hero and it didn't matter much.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Wed Nov 14, 2012 12:17 am

Pretty sure that's John Kerry.

I guess the joke's on you guys.

I guess sirfindatake just woke up from an eight year nap.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Nov 14, 2012 1:14 am

Mikey wrote:Pretty sure that's John Kerry.

I guess the joke's on you guys.

I guess sirfindatake just woke up from an eight year semen bender.

FTFY.

H4ever · Post by **H4ever** » Wed Nov 14, 2012 2:28 am

smackaholic wrote:
H4ever wrote:Wow...Shit Romney never served! Why he saluting? j/k on the "joke" thread. Now GFY
This certainly didn't help him any. Also, having 5 sons with a total of zero service kind of sucked. But then, last time we ran an actual war hero and it didn't matter much.

Agreed. Which is one of the things I despise Shit Romney and a number of congressmen (Dems and Repubs) for.... they like to saber rattle and get tough..... as long as their boys aren't defending America. Five fucking boys and none ever considered serving? West Point? Annapolis? Maybe a four year enlistment? British Royalty serve for fucks sakes. Maybe their coward dad and cunt, elitist, mom won't let them?

Bob Kerrey won the congressional medal of honor, purple heart as a Navy fucking Seal in Viet-fucking 'nam and couldn't get no respect in Nebraska this past election.

For all the conservatives in the Republican party who profess so much respect and honor for those who served, they sure did like Shit, Coward, Morman-cultist, Romney who fathered 5 pussy sons.

Ponderous...perhaps that's why they liked a hypocrite candidate so much. And yea...Obama's an elitist pussy, too.

H4ever · Post by **H4ever** » Wed Nov 14, 2012 2:36 am

Mikey wrote:Pretty sure that's John Kerry.

I guess the joke's on you guys.

I guess sirfindatake just woke up from an eight year nap.

We know that, Mikey. I said " j/k on a joke thread" with j/k = joking or just kidding :)

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed Nov 14, 2012 2:40 am

H4ever wrote:For all the conservatives in the Republican party who profess so much respect and honor for those who served, they sure did like Shit, Coward, Morman-cultist, Romney who fathered 5 pussy sons.

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Wed Nov 14, 2012 2:47 am

So in 1992 the Democrat Party passed on a real war hero

and nominated that paragon of virtue, Bill Clinton. Nice.

H4ever · Post by **H4ever** » Wed Nov 14, 2012 2:51 am

Wolfman wrote:So in 1992 the Democrat Party passed on a real war hero

and nominated that paragon of virtue, Bill Clinton. Nice.

I can agree with that.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Wed Nov 14, 2012 5:49 pm

Yeah, but Bob Kerry wasn't as cool as Bill. So we got the guy that protested against the US in Moscow over the guy that was fighting for us getting his ass shot off at the time.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Nov 14, 2012 5:59 pm

Clinton’s been out of office for 12 years, but he still gets numerous right-wing panties wadded up.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Wed Nov 14, 2012 6:21 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:Clinton’s been out of office for 12 years, but he still gets numerous right-wing panties wadded up.

At least the Republicans ran a REAL war hero in 2000 and 2004.

Sirfindafold · Post by **Sirfindafold** » Wed Nov 14, 2012 9:04 pm

Mikey wrote:Pretty sure that's John Kerry.

... and we're absolutely positive you're a blithering idiot. If Comedy Central wasn't your only source of news, you might know that your hero is considering JK for Secretary of Defense.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Wed Nov 14, 2012 9:31 pm

smackaholic wrote:Yeah, but Bob Kerry wasn't as cool as Bill. So we got the guy that protested against the US in Moscow over the guy that was fighting for us getting his ass shot off at the time.

So you voted for John Kerry in 2004. Gotcha.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Thu Nov 15, 2012 1:02 am

smackaholic wrote:having 5 sons with a total of zero service kind of sucked.

what. ann romney said serving on a mormon mission is the same as serving your country. those five sons and mitt all did their duty, bigot.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Thu Nov 15, 2012 12:34 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:
smackaholic wrote:having 5 sons with a total of zero service kind of sucked.

what. ann romney said serving on a mormon mission is the same as serving your country. those five sons and mitt all did their duty, bigot.

no doubt knocking on people's doors trying to get them to join your cult is almost exactly the same as having islamofacists shooting at you with AK 47's and rocket propelled grenades.....

Last time two of those missionaries showed up at my door I was very polite and told them I wasn't interested.....thought that would've enough but it wasn't....

two or three times I told them politely to go away but apparently in Mormon speak that means I just don't understand their beliefs.....the optimal phrase you want to use is "look, I've tried to be pleasant but that doesn't seem to work with you people"

they left pretty quickly....

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Nov 15, 2012 4:20 pm

Sirfindafold wrote:
Mikey wrote:Pretty sure that's John Kerry.
... and we're absolutely positive you're a blithering idiot. If Comedy Central wasn't your only source of news, you might know that your hero is considering JK for Secretary of Defense.

Sorry I didn't get your "joke". I can see that everybody else is ROFL.

Seriously, you're so funny you should be on stage.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Thu Nov 15, 2012 5:42 pm

H4ever wrote:
Bob Kerrey won the congressional medal of honor, purple heart as a Navy fucking Seal in Viet-fucking 'nam and couldn't get no respect in Nebraska this past election.

Ummm, no. He wasn't a SEAL nor did he win the CMOH. He was based on the other side of the Silver Strand at the Amphib base as a Swift boat captain.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Kerry ... ontroversy

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Thu Nov 15, 2012 5:46 pm

Best joke thread ever.

H4ever · Post by **H4ever** » Thu Nov 15, 2012 6:23 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:
H4ever wrote:
Bob Kerrey won the congressional medal of honor, purple heart as a Navy fucking Seal in Viet-fucking 'nam and couldn't get no respect in Nebraska this past election.
Ummm, no. He wasn't a SEAL nor did he win the CMOH. He was based on the other side of the Silver Strand at the Amphib base as a Swift boat captain.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Kerry ... ontroversy

Are you fucking retarded? Bob Kerrey aka Robert Kerrey. There ya go. He WAS a CMOH winner and bad-assed Navy SEAL who got fucked up in combat. Try reading the whole thread next time.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Nov 15, 2012 7:03 pm

H4ever wrote:
Atomic Punk wrote:
H4ever wrote:
Bob Kerrey won the congressional medal of honor, purple heart as a Navy fucking Seal in Viet-fucking 'nam and couldn't get no respect in Nebraska this past election.
Ummm, no. He wasn't a SEAL nor did he win the CMOH. He was based on the other side of the Silver Strand at the Amphib base as a Swift boat captain.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Kerry ... ontroversy

Are you fucking retarded?

Retarded or drunk, it's a toss-up

My money's on all of the above.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Nov 15, 2012 7:21 pm

R-Jack wrote:Best joke thread ever.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Thu Nov 15, 2012 7:31 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:Retarded or drunk, it's a toss-up

Y2K out front shoulda...never mind.

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Thu Nov 15, 2012 11:30 pm

"A guy is walking past an insane asylum when he hears the residents inside chanting, "Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen!" Curious, he finds a hole in the wall and looks in. Immediately he's poked in the eye, then everyone inside starts chanting, "Fourteen! Fourteen! Fourteen!"
-Mancow

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