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Can't escape him. JTR will always find you.

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Killing time at Reddit and saw that Jess did an AMA (Ask Me Anything) there.

http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/g ... se_heiman/
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Kind of amazing in a myopia-taken-to-the-Nth-degree way that Jess considers himself and Jonah Hill to be "Hollywood rivals."

I read that and was just... :blink...blink: :shock: :doh:
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Nobody cares.
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Thank you, Press Secretary mvscal.
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Hmmm....30s...looks like 12.

I wish I looked like 32.
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mvscal wrote:Nobody cares.
unfortunately, that doesn't appear to be true.

Was it Andy Warhol who said everybody would have 5 minutes of fame?

Congrats to Jess for his 15.
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He was on Jimmy Kimmel again the other night
http://abc.go.com/shows/jimmy-kimmel-li ... VD55204676
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Rack Jess. :lol:
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Papa Willie wrote: I hope to god he lucked out with her. :grin:
That was hilarious. She's, needless to say, hot.
kcdave wrote: ↑Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
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You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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War Wagon wrote:
mvscal wrote:Nobody cares.
unfortunately, that doesn't appear to be true.

Was it Andy Warhol who said everybody would have 5 minutes of fame?

Congrats to Jess for his 15.
Andy Warhol wrote:In the future, everyone will be world-famous for 15 minutes.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Goober McTuber wrote:
War Wagon wrote:
mvscal wrote:Nobody cares.
unfortunately, that doesn't appear to be true.

Was it Andy Warhol who said everybody would have 5 minutes of fame?

Congrats to Jess for his 15.
Andy Warhol wrote:In the future, everyone will be world-famous for 15 minutes.

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C'mon...It's Wags...he's a good guy, so I usually cut him some slack.
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Papa Willie wrote:Wow - Jess turned 34 today! Yeah - we're all getting old as fuck. Just not (thank god) as old as Goober.
Hey tubby, considering your weight, your calorie intake and your diabetes, it’s not likely you’ll ever have to worry about seeing your 59th birthday.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Roach wrote:
Martyred wrote:Image

So Marty, is that your main carry piece, or your back up gun?

:waz:
Same story as his girlfriend. Just a picture he found on the internet.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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So who's the babe with Jess?
kcdave wrote: ↑Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: ↑Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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That would be the lovely and talented Heather Rae Young, the Playboy Playmate of the Month for February 2010.

Rules. :grin:

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happy bday JTR lol
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"...best wishes from me and myself..."

:?

Anyway, I always thought of it as 'Hi-man,' like an unspoilt pussy, not 'Hee-man,' the way she pronounces it. Maybe she was going for some Juno-esque irony.
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Van wrote:"...best wishes from me and myself..."

:?

Anyway, I always thought of it as 'Hi-man,' like an unspoilt pussy, not 'Hee-man,' the way she pronounces it. Maybe she was going for some Juno-esque irony.

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Van wrote:I always thought of it as 'Hi-man,' like an unspoilt pussy, not 'Hee-man,' the way she pronounces it.
And yet you incongruously thought the good doctor from the great white north pronounced his name "Feebs."
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Well, yes and no. 'Heiman' is normally pronounced 'Hi-man,' so I'm fine there, but I suppose I should've read 'Phibes' and thought 'fibes,' not 'feebs.'
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Van wrote:I should've read 'Phibes' and thought 'fibes,' not 'feebs.'
You should've read 'Phibes' and thought 'fucking communist'.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Papa Willie wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
Van wrote:I should've read 'Phibes' and thought 'fibes,' not 'feebs.'
You should've read 'Phibes' and thought 'fucking communist'.

Bitter, bitter!
Good God, you're a fucking mess.



Oh yeah, here you go:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Van wrote:"...best wishes from me and myself..."

:?

Anyway, I always thought of it as 'Hi-man,' like an unspoilt pussy, not 'Hee-man,' the way she pronounces it. Maybe she was going for some Juno-esque irony.
Well plus she's got a British accent.
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Rack you and all, jtr...now go press your junk into a Cuisinart.
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