AP Is Calling All You Bitches Out

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Wed Jun 13, 2012 11:19 pm

Vangina you are an embarrassing joke that has no credibility. Frauds like yourself and Mtoolio need to be outted for lying. I took this pic on the cardboard box of an air compressor from a store I've left 2 years ago. 150 PSI and then there is my USC cred. I"ve covered part of my name, but a few here can attest to my full name.

http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v11/m ... USC001.jpg

So you've asked for my USC credentials and here they are fraud. Let me say something, even the shit trolls make me laugh sometimes and they do it for a purpose... to get responses.

Vangina, I will take your written apology and farewell speech in consideration. I've backed my claims up where you can't. I remember you being heart-broken that fat Annie in NM didn't take your offer to let her slide her greasy mud/piss flaps along your face for edification.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Jun 13, 2012 11:43 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:I took this pic on the cardboard box of an air compressor from a store I've left 2 years ago. 150 PSI and then there is my USC cred.

Your BA degree is worth almost as much as that cardboard box, though apparently not as useful.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed Jun 13, 2012 11:44 pm

I don't even know where my degree is. I don't think WMU ever sent it to me.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Wed Jun 13, 2012 11:54 pm

You can buy them degrees on line by the box full. Big fuckin deal.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed Jun 13, 2012 11:55 pm

Derron wrote:You can buy them degrees on line by the box full. Big fuckin deal.

Which explains why I don't know where it is, idiot. Hello?

Jerkovich · Post by **Jerkovich** » Thu Jun 14, 2012 12:01 am

BWHAHAHAHAHA,
Mike is a great subject of comedy relief.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Thu Jun 14, 2012 12:06 am

Legit question here. How does a functioning brain-dead moron like Derron have the brain to at least let him breathe without forcefully thinking to do so?

Hey Wags, I don't think anything you can say is worth its merit considering you are not educated nor can claim to having one. If I were you, I would be... Leaving! What a good idea!

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Jun 14, 2012 12:21 am

Atomic Punk wrote:Hey Wags, I don't think anything you can say is worth its merit considering you are not educated nor can claim to having one.

This quote is the epitome of KYOA.

worth its merit? You could've typed 'merit its worth' instead and it would've made more sense. Not much, but a little.

suffice to say I had learned more in school by the 5th grade than you did graduating from USC with a BA in letters.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Thu Jun 14, 2012 12:35 am

AP made this board readable again.

:bode:

= AP

atomicdad · Post by **atomicdad** » Thu Jun 14, 2012 12:41 am

So AP has sheepskin from USC, too bad he is too fucking dim to know the true value of it.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Jun 14, 2012 12:43 am

Yes Marty, I suppose train wrecks are watchable.

Then again, you probably cheered when the WTC went down.

bode AP? Not so much.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Thu Jun 14, 2012 12:52 am

War Wagon wrote: bode AP? Not so much.

We could go back to shitty bradhusker insights and LTS political analysis...

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Thu Jun 14, 2012 1:25 am

Martyred wrote:
War Wagon wrote: bode AP? Not so much.
We could go back to shitty bradhusker insights and LTS political analysis...

Take it to a masochism board.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Thu Jun 14, 2012 1:28 am

Martyred wrote:We could go back to shitty bradhusker insights and LTS political analysis...

Throw in an AP melt/pile on and you've got some quality entertainment...well, maybe not quality per se. This dump is more like the Taco Bell of amusement.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Jun 14, 2012 1:33 am

Marty, your efforts are not in vain.

This is still some of the funniest shit ever posted here.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Thu Jun 14, 2012 1:55 am

Thanks, Wags.

DC Smackmaster · Post by **DC Smackmaster** » Thu Jun 14, 2012 2:06 am

Holy FUCK!!! That is friggin great! RACK YOU MARTY!

"are we just waiting for AP to do something typically retarded? Is that what its come to?"

Thats in the top 10 for sure.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Thu Jun 14, 2012 2:24 am

Nice bump, Wags.

And thanks, Marty. Again.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Thu Jun 14, 2012 2:44 am

Thanks again, guys...but I got into the game relatively late.
If it wasn't for pioneers like DC Smackmaster, I may have never picked up the crayons in the first place. His work and the works of other legends inspired me.

All credit to our "Founding Wytch Fathers".

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Thu Jun 14, 2012 2:57 am

War Wagon wrote:
Atomic Punk wrote:Hey Wags, I don't think anything you can say is worth its merit considering you are not educated nor can claim to having one.
This quote is the epitome of KYOA.

worth its merit? You could've typed 'merit its worth' instead and it would've made more sense. Not much, but a little.

suffice to say I had learned more in school by the 5th grade than you did graduating from USC with a BA in letters.

Very surprised someone from Kansas City responding would go the IKYABWAI route. It has to be a genetic flaw with the locals of some sort. "Autofail" is a medical term to describe KC tards. I've also noticed rump rangers named ucunt and KC Scrote are taking a steam bath together to soothe butt-hurt feelings. You probably think this song is about you.

I'll quit this board when mvscal posts his GED or online degree here. Always wants to feel dominate but really, a "sad sack" (Army) jargon makes him feel better about himself.

Enough about that folks. I want to see Vangina's letter of apologize and how he is going to off himself. Van, you are a disgrace and I showed up to really make you look bad. You are a fraud and a joke and I win this battle and you lose. You, Vangina, have zero credibility and have been shamed. For you to show yourself again will be a trophy of victory for me as I just kicked your ass harder than a fat black hog from New Mexico. Not even the worst of the worst here that couldn't get laid in a morgue is as sorry of an excuse of an oxygen thief as you.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Jun 14, 2012 3:06 am

KC Scott wrote:"Cuda Still Racks Me"

"and not in a mocking fashion".

My gut hurts even now, reading that.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Jun 14, 2012 3:16 am

AP, even though I know you're trolling, you're close to the ultimate message board indignity.

That of being ignored.

See if you can rub two coherent sentences together and avoid being dismissed altogether.

my bet is on the under.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Jun 14, 2012 3:31 am

Rack Whitey for re-posting that video.

TROTS this shit.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Thu Jun 14, 2012 3:39 am

Wags, noted. Please do yourself and me a favor and ignore me somehow. I would rather tell a dolt like Derron that he is a fool. Trust me, he a rusty can on the side of a highway to kick and it isn't all that fun.

So is it cool with you that you'll stay in your box and not bore me anymore? I'm trying to help you and myself here. Just saying you "suck" and providing many examples of why you do doesn't seem to sink in for you. If I did you might as well give me a Missouri license and that I roll with the biggest losers this board has seen.

BTW, DC Smackmaster reminded me of something in his video. Buzzer, you DO owe me a blowjob. You'll have to tell me what flavor lube to put on my condom as I won't let a mudshark give me a risk for a disease while going there. I would prefer you wear a dark t-shirt so I could do some freestyle graphics with my splooge on it. I'll use you hair dryer to make it permanent.

You could then list it on e-Bay and KC Scrote will be the highest bidder. He'll soak it and put it through a purple juice squeezer to match his wife's car's paintjob.

trev · Post by **trev** » Thu Jun 14, 2012 4:10 am

KC Scott wrote:Whole lotta classic in that..

"Don't cry trev, you're husband can't hit you here"

"Cuda Still Racks Me"

Will you ever learn the difference between your and you're?

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Thu Jun 14, 2012 4:24 am

Wagon wrote:Marty, your efforts are not in vain.

This is still some of the funniest shit ever posted here.

Definitely classic, and you can't RACK it enough.

I favor this Marty offering, though.

:)

Van · Post by **Van** » Thu Jun 14, 2012 4:26 am

AP, I'm still waiting for you to show where I ever claimed to have attended and/or graduated from USC. You know, since your whole frothy shtick seems to be that I'm a "fraud" for being a lifelong fan of my hometown team.

In the meantime you remain Mr. Potato Head with a goggle eye and a set of mismatched genitalia, and the single worst poster on the entire board. You can't even hide behind the excuse of being a troll, either. You're every bit as obnoxious, witless and unlikeable as you seem. You're the real deal, start to finish, the Alpha and Omega of Loathsome Suck. You're bradhusker minus any sense of irony. You're the very last person anyone here would ever wish to get stuck sitting next to on a transcontinental flight, and that would include Mark Mangino.

Supposing you did go to USC, it begs the obvious question: What the fuck happened? How does someone with that sort of privilege end up becoming as universally reviled and utterly worthless as you are now?

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Thu Jun 14, 2012 5:02 am

Van, you seem a bit negative today and I care about your well being. Tell me what is really bothering you and mebbe I can help console you in this dark time of your life.

It is true that I've requested your resignation from this board due to you being called out for being a fraud. I've posted my degree and yet you mock somebody that graduated from a fine institution that would never accept a total loser like yourself.

I'm trying to not put you in the category of being a KC-type poster as they have no ability to fight their way out of a bottomless pit.

When you said Guthrie Govan was a "shredder" as a guitar style I immediately knew you didn't know shit about his playing style as you've made yourself out to be a fool in that category. Go watch his other videos and get back to me in private since you should resign.

Vangina, all I ask is that you apologize for being a USC fraud and when I showed you my cred, you went KC and flopped. It is only fair for me to ask you to resign from this board and let me concentrate on others that need to go.

Sadly, I am going to give you the ultimate insult... Ready? You are now a certified "scroller." You are right there with shit trolls like Imus, Vogel and the others that I can't recall.

Van · Post by **Van** » Thu Jun 14, 2012 5:22 am

Never claimed I attended USC, so there's nothing to your accusations of "fraud." Never referred to Govan as a "shredder," either. Others mistakenly have, but I have way too much respect for the guy to dismiss him with such a derogatory label. In fact, there likely isn't a person on this board who knows more about Govan or his playing styles.

Basically, you've gotten everything wildly wrong.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Thu Jun 14, 2012 5:40 am

Van, your apology and your raising of the white flag is accepted that somehow made it through my "Tard Screen 2012 v6" edition software programme. I will allow you the "priv" of talking to a real USC grad in future banter and silliness.

RJ · Post by RJ » Thu Jun 14, 2012 6:06 am

poptart wrote: I favor this Marty offering, though.

:)

RACK!

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Jun 14, 2012 11:37 am

Atomic Punk wrote:I've requested your resignation

Just who the fuck do you think you are?

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Thu Jun 14, 2012 1:28 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:
Atomic Punk wrote:I've requested your resignation

Just who the fuck do you think you are?

No shit. Especially considering that eight bottles of Wild Turkey ago, he was questioning why anyone would give a fuck about my opinion. You can accuse me of feeling self-important all you want, I'm not calling for others to quit under some delusion that my words carry some type of weight you trans-gender KYOA machine.

Shockingly enough, this thread did not alter my opinion of a USC education.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Thu Jun 14, 2012 2:17 pm

AP wrote:I've requested your resignation from this board due to you being called out for being a fraud.

RIGHT ON!!!

Wait...

What?

We're supposed to be telling the truth when we post in here?

:|

AP wrote:Buzzer, you DO owe me a blowjob.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Thu Jun 14, 2012 2:18 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:I don't think anything you can say is worth its merit considering you are not educated nor can claim to having one.

When you play the "I am more educated than you" card, you may want to ensure that particular sentence doesn't read like it was composed by an oven-mitt wearing fucktard.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Thu Jun 14, 2012 4:29 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:
I've also noticed rump rangers named ucunt and KC Scrote are taking a steam bath together to soothe butt-hurt feelings.

Buzzer, you DO owe me a blowjob. You'll have to tell me what flavor lube to put on my condom as I won't let a mudshark give me a risk for a disease while going there. I would prefer you wear a dark t-shirt so I could do some freestyle graphics with my splooge on it. I'll use you hair dryer to make it permanent.

Nice..Atomic Drunk drops all kings of fag and homo bombs and then begs for a blow job from some other dude.

I'll quit this board when mvscal posts his GED or online degree here.

Great..maybe mvscal can post a degree from Dog Fuck University like you did and then you can go the fuck away. There is no way of knowing if his degree is real, just like that quack piece of paper you put up.

Trust me, he a rusty can on the side of a highway to kick and it isn't all that fun.

Again, referencing that quack degree you put up, English composition must have not been a required class. You are a complete fucking moron and continue to prove it with every post. Carry on now.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Thu Jun 14, 2012 5:22 pm

Derron wrote: Again, referencing that quack degree you put up, English composition must have not been a required class. You are a complete fucking moron and continue to prove it with every post. Carry on now.

I'll carry on Derron. As a favour to you, I won't club a defenseless baby seal today.

lovebuzz · Post by **lovebuzz** » Thu Jun 14, 2012 5:38 pm

defenseless baby seal checking in here...

Atomic Punk wrote:BTW, DC Smackmaster reminded me of something in his video. Buzzer, you DO owe me a blowjob. You'll have to tell me what flavor lube to put on my condom as I won't let a mudshark give me a risk for a disease while going there. I would prefer you wear a dark t-shirt so I could do some freestyle graphics with my splooge on it. I'll use you hair dryer to make it permanent.

I'm not sure that I can devote the time and energy to you/your issues that you clearly need, Uncle Mike.
Also lost causes/miniature cocks that are attached to socially inept braggarts aren't really my bag.

I mean, you've gone so far as to take pictures of yourself in panties and post them FFS.
I understand that many men begin their journey into being transgendered that way. I suspect you're really attracted to my significant other.
That's also part of your trans journey, but you should know he's hetero.

I'll consider your request but am leaning toward calling the authorities on you. Fair warning and all.
Meanwhile, I suggest you stop directing your anger regarding your improper gender toward me and please at least join a support group.
I really would be remiss if i didn't point out that you really need to get professional help to become the woman you seem to want to be.
Please don't perform any self-mutilations or inject any silicone without a doctor's care.

ps:

Derron wrote:Nice..Atomic Drunk drops all kings of fag and homo bombs and then begs for a blow job from some other dude.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Thu Jun 14, 2012 5:49 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:
Derron wrote: Again, referencing that quack degree you put up, English composition must have not been a required class. You are a complete fucking moron and continue to prove it with every post. Carry on now.
I'll carry on Derron. As a favour to you, I won't club a defenseless baby seal today.

Ok..maybe you can club one of these instead...

Sometimes you just throw it out there and they take it...

Van · Post by **Van** » Thu Jun 14, 2012 5:54 pm

Okay, after watching LB devote even that small amount of effort on AP, I have to admit that ucant has been right every time he's blasted me for bothering to respond to morons. LB is so far above AP that I can't help but think, "Why?"

ucant, I appreciate that more often than not you've taken it easy on me, usually couching your admonishments in gentle terms such as, "Are you just bored?"

It was really interesting, observing the pains LB took in being similarly gentle with AP. You know, some of you really are good people who actually do mean well.