when mitt becomes president

[Bizzarofelice]

will we all get to learn the secret handshakes??

[missjo]

You will all have to wear Magic Underwear though

[smackaholic]

will we all get to learn the secret handshakes??

No.

Just the seven figure campaign donors do, assuming they're white, of course.

[BSmack]

will we all get to learn the secret handshakes??

No.

Just the seven figure campaign donors do, assuming they're white, of course.

You can bet EVERYBODY will be getting baptised. Wether they know it or not.

[Van]

Bwaaaa!



Unfrotunately, the accompanying article wasn't equally tongue-in-cheek. In fact, it was fully gag-worthy in its intentional obliviousness...

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/ticket/news ... 58226.html

Sullivan wrote that Obama's support of gay marriage brought him to tears:

I do not know how orchestrated this was; and I do not know how calculated it is.

Bullshit. You know exactly how orchestrated this was, and you know precisely how calculated it is. The rest of your laughable screed ignores the obvious political realities in an effort to give this transparent about-face the moral gravitas it otherwise lacks in total.

Face it, cupcake, he pulled a Romney on this one. He flip-flopped. Not only that, he didn't even do so as a result of sticking his finger in the wind. Nope, this was purely a case of Joe Biden's remarks forcing his hand.

[Moving Sale]

Bullshit. You know exactly how orchestrated this was, and you know precisely how calculated it is.
...
Nope, this was purely a case of Joe Biden's remarks forcing his hand.

Please tell me you are not this stupid. You think Joe outed Barry before Barry was ready to wear the rainbow halo?

[smackaholic]

Jeezus, I hate it when I have to do this.

TiVO is right.

Joe may be a walking gaff factory, but this isn't one of them. They had crazy old uncle joe blurt it out first, then put their army of political wind direction finders to work. Trouble is, I think they mistoke indifference to what a crazy old guy thinks as agreement with the take. This decision will net him a few more bucks, but, he's got plenty already. It will not gain him a single state. It will cost him states he can't afford to lose like VA and NC.

[Van]

That would depend on whether we're to believe the follow-up spin regarding Biden's supposed ardent apology to Obama for saying what he said when he said it, thus forcing Barry's hand.

In any case, this would only offer additional support to the argument that Obama's flip-flop was entirely orchestrated and calculated, and not the least bit the result of some "spiritual journey" that led him to this "new understanding."

It's all quite grotesque.

[Bizzarofelice]

Wev'e had to endure through three and a half years of a colored-socialist-community activist, and some of you are expressing concern over a Mormon?

When Mitt is on his own personal planet and ruling it as God and he populates that planet with new children from either his wife Ann or another woman he chooses and then Ann gets relegated to a lower level of Mormon heaven, we can look back on his tenure with pride.

[Truman]

Ah. The Bace we've all come to love and know.

Cryptic.
Whirly.
Some might even say, "non-sensical."

Rack Bace. And rack that post.

[smackaholic]

Wev'e had to endure through three and a half years of a colored-socialist-community activist, and some of you are expressing concern over a Mormon?

When Mitt is on his own personal planet and ruling it as God and he populates that planet with new children from either his wife Ann or another woman he chooses and then Ann gets relegated to a lower level of Mormon heaven, we can look back on his tenure with pride.

So, I guess it's time to move onto the 'Mormons are a special kinda crazy, can't have one of them with his finger on the button' dealio.

Yeah, them momos are plumb crazy, unlike all the regular christians who have completely reasonable tenets of their faith.

if we are gonna look at the candidates and their religion, why not have a look at what their own pastors have to say while in the pulpit, rather than what some leaders from hundreds/thousands of years ago allegedly believed.

In Barry's corner, we got "goddamn america" wright.

Don't know who Willard's preacher is, but, I suspect I might rather have him as the guy giving spiritual guidance to my prez.

[Bizzarofelice]

Wev'e had to endure through three and a half years of a colored-socialist-community activist, and some of you are expressing concern over a Mormon?

When Mitt is on his own personal planet and ruling it as God and he populates that planet with new children from either his wife Ann or another woman he chooses and then Ann gets relegated to a lower level of Mormon heaven, we can look back on his tenure with pride.

So, I guess it's time to move onto the 'Mormons are a special kinda crazy, can't have one of them with his finger on the button' dealio.

I don't know what everyone else is talking about. If people want to talk about magical handshakes, they can. If not, they can go to another thread.


And Mormons do have a special kind of crazy.

[bradhusker]

Jeezus, I hate it when I have to do this.

TiVO is right.

Joe may be a walking gaff factory, but this isn't one of them. They had crazy old uncle joe blurt it out first, then put their army of political wind direction finders to work. Trouble is, I think they mistoke indifference to what a crazy old guy thinks as agreement with the take. This decision will net him a few more bucks, but, he's got plenty already. It will not gain him a single state. It will cost him states he can't afford to lose like VA and NC.

BINGO smack!!! It will cost him a few states, NO DOUBT IN MY MIND. He is the ultimate flip flopper, a flip flopper by trade. ONLY this time, he may have cost himself the election.

NOW, hte FINAL NAIL in his coffin will be the pick of Condy Rice. (Turn out the lights.......)

[smackaholic]

I don't know what everyone else is talking about. If people want to talk about magical handshakes, they can. If not, they can go to another thread.


And Mormons do have a special kind of crazy.

Read the bible much? All sorts of kinds of crazy shit in general.

Should you judge Mitt on the fact that he is Mormon? He's fukking Mormon because he was born Mormon.

I think it makes a little more sense to judge a person on the particular church he chose to attend. In Barry's case, it was the church of a racist, America hating POS. And he sat there and listened to it for many years.

Once again, I would like some one to give me evidence of Mitt being a member of a congegration led by a POS.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Would Romney be America's first non-Christian president?

[bradhusker]

No - according to fox news, we have a Muslim pres now....

Nothing unusual about Mitt and his Mormon religion. IN FACT, im more comfortable about magic underwear, than the church Barack Obama sat in for 20 years. A racist church with a pastor who hates whites as much as he hates america!!

[Mikey]

Wow, I never knew that America hated whites.

[bradhusker]

Wow, I never knew that America hated whites.

sorry, didnt proof read that one.

BUT seriously, Romney believes in ambition. Obama believes in ENVY.

See the HUGE difference in the two choices?

[Bizzarofelice]

Should you judge Mitt on the fact that he is Mormon? He's fukking Mormon because he was born Mormon.

I went to church and was baptised and was born a Christian. I stopped that because I read the Bible and there was all kinds of crazy shit in it. I made a grownassman decision to not give much time to fairies and angels and demons.

And the magic Bible book I was taught didn't include racism.

[mvscal]

And the magic Bible book I was taught didn't include racism.

Of course it did. Seen any Canaanites lately?

[bradhusker]

Should you judge Mitt on the fact that he is Mormon? He's fukking Mormon because he was born Mormon.

I went to church and was baptised and was born a Christian. I stopped that because I read the Bible and there was all kinds of crazy shit in it. I made a grownassman decision to not give much time to fairies and angels and demons.

And the magic Bible book I was taught didn't include racism.

Crazy shit in the Bible? YOU dont say? Kinda like the crazy shit in the human race? Lenin, Stalin, Hitler, atilla the HUN, take your pick. We dont have to look at the Bible to see all sorts of depravity and suffering and vicious killing. YET, you pick the Bible?

OH, and racism? Forget the Bible, just go into a black neighborhood and you'll find racism on every corner. Go into a popeyes chicken on a friday night, if you dont get mugged or killed, racism will be the least of your worries.

[BSmack]

Wow, I never knew that America hated whites.

sorry, didnt proof read that one.

BUT seriously, Romney believes in ambition. Obama believes in ENVY.

See the HUGE difference in the two choices?

Yea, the guy with a Pulitzer, Grammy and Nobel Prize who happens to be one of 43 men to ever hold the highest office in the land is believing in envy.

[bradhusker]

Wow, I never knew that America hated whites.

sorry, didnt proof read that one.

BUT seriously, Romney believes in ambition. Obama believes in ENVY.

See the HUGE difference in the two choices?

Yea, the guy with a Pulitzer, Grammy and Nobel Prize who happens to be one of 43 men to ever hold the highest office in the land is believing in envy.

You mean the guy who never held a real job in his entire life? The 3 awards you mentioned? They are given by left leaning gays and homosexual types, SO, how is that a badge of honor?
Romney is the man who actually worked. Romney is the man who actually is a proven leader.
Obama is an extreme flop. Obama has done more to divide this country and set back race relations some 50 years. Obama's core voter is full of "envy and hate" Romney's core voter is full of ambition and love.
See the huge difference?
You seem to have trouble seeing who is part of Obama's voting block. Its black women who fuck like roaches, popping out several kids, even though they cant feed themselves. NO problem, Obama just writes them a free check for each roach. AND, in turn, they vote for him.
Its single white women who dont shave their pussies. Man haters who love the free contraceptives they get, when they run out of free contraceptives? No problem, they go lesbo for a while. Obama gets the dykes and the queers.
Finally, Obama gets the elite left academic crowd. The "Do as I say, not as I do" crowd. In other words? The filthy lying sicko crowd.
See the hige difference? You moron you.

[Mikey]

Brilliant.

I think bradhusker deserves a lot more credit than he gets. Really, whoever this is you should apply for a job with Colbert's writing team.

[Van]

Its (sic) single white women who dont (sic) shave their pussies.

Single white women refusing to shave their pussies? Okay, now we have a problem.

[bradhusker]

Its (sic) single white women who dont (sic) shave their pussies.

Single white women refusing to shave their pussies? Okay, now we have a problem.

Yes, its the "Peace, Love and Crabs" crowd of man-haters, who are a big part of Obama's voting block.
But you already knew this.

[Bizzarofelice]

And the magic Bible book I was taught didn't include racism.

Of course it did. Seen any Canaanites lately?

I don't know geology.