This guy took some photos of me for free
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jtr
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This guy took some photos of me for free
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Atomic Punk
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Re: This guy took some photos of me for free
Jess, you certainly are brave.
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Goober McTuber
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Re: This guy took some photos of me for free
If he was really brave, he’d have put on the granny panties, right?
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schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Re: This guy took some photos of me for free
Are you not allowed to buy an iron?
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BSmack
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Re: This guy took some photos of me for free
You overpaid.jtr wrote:This guy took some photos of me for free
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Re: This guy took some photos of me for free
Big fan. Your hair is fabulous.
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Goober McTuber
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Re: This guy took some photos of me for free
So are your tits. How about every time a shot of Jess’s hair shows up on the board, you post another shot of your nipple farm.Ana Ng wrote:Big fan. Your hair is fabulous.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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bradhusker
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Re: This guy took some photos of me for free
goober? is that really you? your not as bad looking as I imagined. with a little work, you could be Hollywood material.jtr wrote:http://www.joealisa.com/blog/?p=678
You are kind of a cross between Newman from seinfeld and jurassic park, and PAT, from saturday night live.
oh shit, its not goob, sorrry.
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Re: This guy took some photos of me for free
What's Jess's R-value?
I got 99 problems but the 'vid ain't one
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smackaholic
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not really sure. pretty sure he qualifies for some sort of energy tax credit though. whatever it is, i'd say he could hang out with mikey at the pool in january in chinese sandals and shorts.Dinsdale wrote:What's Jess's R-value?
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Re: This guy took some photos of me for free
BTW -- Mikey barely keeps his head above water and dogpaddles to the other end of the pool at a snail's pace on purpose... it keeps his thin flip-flops from being on the concrete too much and getting tired.
I got 99 problems but the 'vid ain't one
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smackaholic
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Re: This guy took some photos of me for free
wonder how many inches the pool level rises when mikey jumps in.Dinsdale wrote:BTW -- Mikey barely keeps his head above water and dogpaddles to the other end of the pool at a snail's pace on purpose... it keeps his thin flip-flops from being on the concrete too much and getting tired.
mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.