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BSmack wrote:Did you just say that Tiger would retreat to the UK to avoid media scrutiny?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Solid take. The British are pretty hung up on this stuff.

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ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote: I am just astounded that anyone actually feels compelled to state that “Tiger doesn’t give a fuck about us.” Really? No shit.
Unless your some blonde skank porn star bitch offering to suck his dick. Even his arrogance can't over come wanting those white bitch's nobbing him when he gets out of town.
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Shoalzie wrote:I still don't believe him denying the fact Elin tried to convert a sand save with his face on Thanksgiving night. He's taking the fall for her but I guess she's due a mulligan considering all that he did to her.
To an extent, perhaps. But not to the extent she's received one here.

Try this exercise: assume the same set of facts with a slightly different twist. Assume that it was Elin, not Tiger, who had the affairs. Then assume it was Tiger who chased Elin out the house brandishing a 9-iron, and that he swung it at her sled as she was trying to back out the driveway. Then assume that Elin had crashed only a few doors down.

Something tells me that people would be taking a significantly different view of this incident, had that been the way it went down.
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i'm a fan of the game of golf. my granddad learned to play from a travelling pro who took lessons from Ben Hogan in the '50's.

Tiger may have an insatiable taste for the slash....but, really who cares?

if i'm Elin, i dump this clown. the game is bigger than Tiger. always has been. what we have now is super-market checkout aisle stuff. might as well be the View.
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Check out this dipshit crying after the Tiger press conference.

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Screw_Michigan wrote:Check out this dipshit crying after the Tiger press conference.

i watched 16 seconds of that and he's on the payroll.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:Check out this dipshit crying after the Tiger press conference.

somebody needs to take a sand wedge to this dude's melon. give him a reason to cry.
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I couldn't watch the whole thing without laughing too much and making a scene at work.

Did something "tingle" down his leg ?

Did he almost forget Tiger was black ?
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My granddad learned to play from a travelling pro
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Terry in Crapchester wrote:
Shoalzie wrote:I still don't believe him denying the fact Elin tried to convert a sand save with his face on Thanksgiving night. He's taking the fall for her but I guess she's due a mulligan considering all that he did to her.
To an extent, perhaps. But not to the extent she's received one here.

Try this exercise: assume the same set of facts with a slightly different twist. Assume that it was Elin, not Tiger, who had the affairs. Then assume it was Tiger who chased Elin out the house brandishing a 9-iron, and that he swung it at her sled as she was trying to back out the driveway. Then assume that Elin had crashed only a few doors down.

Something tells me that people would be taking a significantly different view of this incident, had that been the way it went down.
couple things here terry.

first off, we really don't know for sure wtf elin was doing with that 9 iron, as if it was any of our fukkin' bidness, anyhoo.

c. There IS a fukking difference. Men and women ARE different. If a woman gets mad and starts swinging at her OM, it is not the same thing as a man beating his OL's ass.

Is this a sexist view?

Maybe.

It is fukking reality as well.
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smackaholic wrote:, as if it was any of our fukkin' bidness, anyhoo.

c. There IS a fukking difference. Men and women ARE different. If a woman gets mad and starts swinging at her OM, it is not the same thing as a man beating his OL's ass.
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Moving Sale wrote:Why do you hate law and order?
'Cause Mariska Hargitay has kinda been puttin' on the LBs of late.
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Van wrote:
Moving Sale wrote:Why do you hate law and order?
'Cause Mariska Hargitay has kinda been puttin' on the LBs of late.
I stopped watching after they killed off Jill Hennessy's character.
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Van wrote:Mariska Hargitay has kinda been puttin' on the LBs of late.
It's not her fault.


Sorry, running L&O joke... she tells someone "It's not your fault" in every single episode they ever made, or so says the OL.
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BSmack wrote:Jill Hennessy
I could probably be persuaded to shove the Dinsdalian Love Stick into that canadian piece of poo.
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BSmack wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:Jizz-mopping isn't 9-to-5. Trust me, I know.
Sig material. :lol: :lol: :lol:
BSuck, when you're unemployed in a city like Washington, you do what it takes to make ends meet. I assure you, though, if I lived in a place as undesirable as WNY, I surely wouldn't have jizz-mopped.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:
BSmack wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:Jizz-mopping isn't 9-to-5. Trust me, I know.
Sig material. :lol: :lol: :lol:
BSuck, when you're unemployed in a city like Washington, you do what it takes to make ends meet. I assure you, though, if I lived in a place as undesirable as WNY, I surely wouldn't have jizz-mopped.
WNY undesirable? Yea, it really sucks being able to get 1200 square ft of house for under 100k and being able to drive to work in under 1 hour. Washington is a nice place to visit, not to live.
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BSmack wrote: WNY undesirable?... 1200 square ft of house for under 100k

Ever heard of "supply/demand"?

YHKYOA
being able to drive to work in under 1 hour.

OOOOOHHH!

I occasionally work in a different freaking state, and it takes me less than an hour during rush hour (usually longer going home).
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Dinsdale wrote:
BSmack wrote: WNY undesirable?... 1200 square ft of house for under 100k

Ever heard of "supply/demand"?
Not a lot of demand for Portland houses eh?
"Portland home prices fall to $242,200 median"
Not quit $445,750 but close... or not. :lol:
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watching idiots brag about how much they overpay for their housing will never not be funny.

btw, 20 minutes to work, 45-50 if i ride my bike. i owe 49K on my house.

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smackaholic wrote:watching idiots brag about how much they overpay for their housing will never not be funny.
Who says I overpaid?
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smackaholic wrote:watching idiots brag about how much they overpay for their housing will never not be funny.

btw, 20 minutes to work, 45-50 if i ride my bike. i owe 49K on my house.

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Screw_Michigan wrote:Jizz-mopping isn't 9-to-5. Trust me, I know.

What do you think, Gobbles McFucktard? Oh that's right, I ran your bitch ass again.
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Goober McTuber wrote:I spent the past week and a half in St. Maarten, you delusional halfwit.

who gives a fuck?
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Dinsdale wrote:
Van wrote:Mariska Hargitay has kinda been puttin' on the LBs of late.
It's not her fault.


Sorry, running L&O joke... she tells someone "It's not your fault" in every single episode they ever made, or so says the OL.
OL? Old lady? Dinsdale is settling down?
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Sirfindafold wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:I spent the past week and a half in St. Maarten, you delusional halfwit.

who gives a fuck?
Jizz-moppers everywhere.
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BSmack wrote:
Yea, it really sucks being able to get 1200 square ft of house for under 100k.

1200 sq. ft... Is that the whole house, or is somebody else using the other 1200?
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Mikey wrote:
BSmack wrote:
Yea, it really sucks being able to get 1200 square ft of house for under 100k.
1200 sq. ft... Is that the whole house, or is somebody else using the other 1200?
Somebody from California is running small house smack?

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Mikey wrote:
BSmack wrote:
Yea, it really sucks being able to get 1200 square ft of house for under 100k.
1200 sq. ft... Is that the whole house, or is somebody else using the other 1200?
It's just part of my garage. After talking to SunCoastSooner, I decided to scale down a bit. I'm kind of on an austerity kick. Cleanses the soul and whatnot.

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BSmack wrote:
Mikey wrote:
BSmack wrote:
Yea, it really sucks being able to get 1200 square ft of house for under 100k.
1200 sq. ft... Is that the whole house, or is somebody else using the other 1200?
Somebody from California is running small house smack?

:lol: :lol: :lol:
In most of California 1200 sf would get you a small 2 br apartment.

Average detached home size is probably upwards of 2200. Around here more like 2800 - 3000.
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Mikey wrote:In most of California 1200 sf would get you a small 2 br apartment.

Average detached home size is probably upwards of 2200. Around here more like 2800 - 3000.
Really? Here's now many single family homes under 1250 sq feet are for sale in Fallbrook.

http://www.trulia.com/for_sale/Fallbroo ... 1250_sqft/
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Judging from that link, my house would easily bring $600 or $700 thousand if it were sitting in Cali, maybe a lot more. It's appraised in the low $90's here and I paid $42,000 in 1989. It's about 1800 sq ft plus another 1800 with the full basement, 3 BR, 2 BA, 2 car garage, sitting on 3/4 of an acre.
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$500-600 thousand to not live in Iowa? That sounds fair, maybe a bit low.
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You live in Wisconsin. That pretty much is Iowa.
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:You live in Wisconsin. That pretty much is Iowa.
Total nonsense. Wisconsin is God’s country. Hills, lakes, forests and whatnot.

Iowa is corn and pigs (Mace is a little of both).
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I had to live in Iowa and now living in Wisconsin.


There is a difference. Goober is right.
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There is a difference.
Fair enough.

One is boring flat land with corn and fat chicks.
The other, boring flat land with cheese and fat chicks.
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The northern part of Wisconsin is unlike any part of Iowa (and probably similar to northern Michigan). Wisconsin also has Madison which is better than any city in Iowa or Michigan.
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Goober McTuber wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:You live in Wisconsin. That pretty much is Iowa.
Total nonsense. Wisconsin is God’s country. Hills, lakes, forests and whatnot.

Iowa is corn and pigs (Mace is a little of both).
Hills, lakes, forests? If you think that all of Iowa is flat, then you've never been in southern Iowa. Besides that, we've got a better football team.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:
smackaholic wrote:watching idiots brag about how much they overpay for their housing will never not be funny.

btw, 20 minutes to work, 45-50 if i ride my bike. i owe 49K on my house.

:bode: me.
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