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two suck teams, from a suck division both looking forward to golfing in January.......

The Chiefs have done pretty well stopping the run [/obligatory]

The doinks and all doink fans will forever suck my left nut
(nuttin' personnal - your actually not a bad bunch)

Priest Holmes make miraculous recovery from........ err.. whatever kept him out for the last two years (who needs doctors? sin, Priest OBGYN)
And shatters AD's one week old rushing record and ensures his spot in Canton next to Derick Thomas and Ray Guy

Final:

Chiefs 121
Doinks 4
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KC Scott wrote:
Priest Holmes make miraculous recovery from........ err.. whatever kept him out for the last two years (who needs doctors? sin, Priest OBGYN)
And shatters AD's one week old rushing record and ensures his spot in Canton next to Derick Thomas and Ray Guy

Final:

Chiefs 121
Doinks 4
that's what I was thinking.....

he'll probably run for 400 on that suck ass run defense (that term still makes me laugh)

(Shanny shuttles Elam on to the field with 15 seconds left: he launches one from 54 yards just as the clock strikes 00:00 and it's GOOD)

lets call it
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With Priest as the primary ball-carrier the Chef yd per carry avg may go down, [rumple]which bodes well for them[/rumple].

But Dungver overcomes this near crippling turn of events to gut out a close road win.


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Jay Cutler, allow me to introduce you to this man:

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He will be knocking the FUCK out of you repeatedly on Sunday. Better getcha' popcorn ready.

Chiefs- 24
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Wow...is that dude on a diet?
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RevLimiter wrote:Jay Cutler, allow me to introduce you to this man:

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He will be knocking the FUCK out of you repeatedly on Sunday. Better getcha' popcorn ready.

Chiefs- 24
Mules- 10
Isn't that the guy who had all of two unassisted tackles last week and half a sack? Sure looks like him.
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See You Next Wednesday wrote:
RevLimiter wrote:Jay Cutler, allow me to introduce you to this man:

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He will be knocking the FUCK out of you repeatedly on Sunday. Better getcha' popcorn ready.

Chiefs- 24
Mules- 10
Isn't that the guy who had all of two unassisted tackles last week and half a sack? Sure looks like him.
It's also the same guy who leads the AFC in sacks and WILL win the sack title this year.
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Huardfan says what?
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Count Chunkula is one

And so is AP's Tarp Sized Panties, btw

27-11 in the 4th, imo
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Cuda wrote:Count Chunkula is one
Wrong- I've wanted Croyle to start from day one this season, dipshit.
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Yeah, Croyle did sooooo much better, didn't he?

Did you not attend the game, Paul? Chef fan is going to hold you personally responsible if he ever finds out.
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Laughing my ass off at the Chefs!!! If someone had bad TV reception those empty RED SEATS in the third quarter could have been pawned off as people sitting in them. I’ve seen the Broncos bring Super Bowl teams into KC and not be able to win. Who would have thought this Bronco team could walk into Arrowhead Stadium and win?
It might be all I get from this season but it is SWEET!
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here all along I actually bought into the whole "Arrowhead Mystique"

obviously I was wrong.....jeebus Chef fan, that was embarrassing....
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Cuda wrote:Yeah, Croyle did sooooo much better, didn't he?
Actually he DID.
Did you not attend the game, Paul? Chef fan is going to hold you personally responsible if he ever finds out.
No I didn't- first Donkey game I've not attended in the last five years....and I apologize to ChiefFans everywhere for my absence today.
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Felix wrote:here all along I actually bought into the whole "Arrowhead Mystique"

obviously I was wrong.....jeebus Chef fan, that was embarrassing....
It's GONE, Felix.

And YES, it was embarrassing.
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How'd Allen do?
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See You Next Wednesday wrote:How'd Allen do?
1 tackle

1 sack

3 DWIs
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RevLimiter wrote:No I didn't- first Donkey game I've not attended in the last five years....and I apologize to ChiefFans everywhere for my absence today.
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KFC Paul can no longer afford to attend games at Arrowhead. The cost of TWO seat licenses would be PROHIBITIVE.
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Goober McTuber wrote:KFC Paul can no longer afford to attend games at Arrowhead. The cost of TWO seat licenses would be PROHIBITIVE.
True- taking my son with me to the game would indeed be cost prohibitive....oh and when you address me from now on Goobs you better fucking RESPECT me and go BOLD with the "KFC" nonsense.
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How to put this game in perspective?

There's really no proper way to do that other than to say that the Chiefs shat down their leg in a most winnable game, against of all people, the hated mules.

Needless to say, but they're some seriously pissed off Chiefs fans around these parts nowadays.

Herm Edwards is what I thought he was.
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I hope to God that Clark Hunt will CLEAN FUCKING HOUSE this offseason and bring in a new front office and head coach....the current regime has clearly failed.
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RevLimiter wrote:....oh and when you address me from now on Goobs you better fucking RESPECT me
I laughed. Really fucking hard.
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c'mon Goobs

Paul is good pEEps!

7+ years of "Board CRED" out Front shoud've told'ya........

no, REALLY---->Paully is a good Dude....even though he skipped out on going to the Hee~Haw Game (visitation = Win....hmm....)

Paul is GOOD!
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War Wagon wrote:of all people, the hated mules.
I hear ya WW (like wise) just hope your team doesn’t return the favor December 9th. It would make this victory all for not! Guess you have something to look forward to now.
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Thank God I've been stuck in DFW all day in route to Miami and managed to miss this horeshit.

Heard the radio going to the airport, and they were talking about how lethargic Chief fans have been this year, compared to the Vermeil era.

Well No shit. I'd rather see us lose 45-42 than 13-10. I have no idea just how bad this was, but from what I've read it's right up there with last years embarassment at Indy in the playoffs.

Peterson has needed to be gone for at least the last 3 ...... errr 12 years. Herm is just another of his UCLA / Philadelphia connection flunkies that didn't pan out.


At least we have Mizzou to root for.
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An embarrassment?

Only if you thought the Chiefs were good.

I never did.
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Joe in PB wrote:An embarrassment?

Only if you thought the Chiefs were good.

I never did.
Me either - just thought the Doinks were worse.

Our whole division is shit this year - even with your blots beating the clots tonight
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KC Scott wrote: just thought the Doinks were worse.
to be honest so did I....

but I never expected the Chefs to be that totally inept.....
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Was Paul at the game?
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trev wrote:Was Paul at the game?
RevLimiter wrote:No I didn't- first Donkey game I've not attended in the last five years....and I apologize to ChiefFans everywhere for my absence today.
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RevLimiter wrote:
Cuda wrote:Yeah, Croyle did sooooo much better, didn't he?
Actually he DID.
Actually he didn't

The Chefs had 8 points on the board when Huard got run. Croyle managed to add all of 3 more- despite having some 13500 chances with goal-to-go in the last couple minutes.
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Cuda wrote:
RevLimiter wrote:
Cuda wrote:Yeah, Croyle did sooooo much better, didn't he?
Actually he DID.
Actually he didn't

The Chiefs had 8 points on the board when Huard got run. Croyle managed to add all of 3 more- despite having some 13500 chances with goal-to-go in the last couple minutes.
Must I slap you down yet AGAIN?

Croyle 17/30 162 1int
Huard 6/15 83 2int


Based on those stats ALONE Brodie Croyle performed better than Damon Huard. This fact CANNOT be disputed, despite your feeble attempt to do so. And learn how to SPELL while you're at it.
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And how many points were those stats worth?

You'd look slightly less stupid if you'd put on Mrs. Paul's bloomers & took a picture of yourself shaking your ass at a mirror.
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Cuda wrote:And how many points were those stats worth?

You'd look slightly less stupid if you'd put on Mrs. Paul's bloomers & took a picture of yourself shaking your ass at a mirror.
Points don't matter- Croyle moved the team up and down the field. Huard didn't. PERIOD. Bottom line, it's time for the kid to start and take his lumps so we can find out if he's gonna be the future of this team or not.
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Paul,

Ever hear of "garbage time"?
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BSmack wrote:Paul,

Ever hear of "garbage time"?
Not so in this case- Croyle replaced Huard TWO MINUTES into the 3rd quarter.
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RevLimiter wrote:
Cuda wrote:And how many points were those stats worth?

You'd look slightly less stupid if you'd put on Mrs. Paul's bloomers & took a picture of yourself shaking your ass at a mirror.
Points don't matter- Croyle moved the team up and down the field. Huard didn't. PERIOD. Bottom line, it's time for the kid to start and take his lumps so we can find out if he's gonna be the future of this team or not.
I take it back. Pulling another Atomic Panties stunt could only make you look smarter.

Points don't matter? In a football game?

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAhahahahahahahahahaha
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Like ALWAYS Coods, you clearly are missing the point.
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RevLimiter wrote:
BSmack wrote:Paul,

Ever hear of "garbage time"?
Not so in this case- Croyle replaced Huard TWO MINUTES into the 3rd quarter.
No he didn't you retard. Look at the fucking game log.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/boxscore?gi ... page=plays

Denver had assumed a commanding lead considering how totally inept the Chiefs offense is. They had just knocked KC's starting QB scrub out of the game. I think it is safe to say that when I look at the game film on NFL Shortcut later this week that I'll be watching Denver play a whole lot of soft zones on the newbie waiting for him to fuck up. Which, as the score and the game log already indicate, he did.
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