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A man was in a huge hurry and on his way to work. He was preoccupied with what his day held and he rear-ended a car at a stop light because he was not really paying attention. He had hot coffee in his lap and was running late.

"Great, just great", he moaned.

The driver opened his door........leaned out of his car and stared at me. He was a dwarf. He got out, studied the damage on his bumper, and walked towards me as I rolled down my window.

He said, "I am not happy"...

To which the man replied, "Well..... Which one are you then?"
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Post by Goober McTuber »

Another fine addition to T.R.O.T.S.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Post by Jack »

worthy of a chuckle!!
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Post by stuckinia »

Jack wrote:worthy of a chuckle!!
It is simply amazing that a horrible TROTS-worthy joke is shat upon the board and you are one of the flies cirling it "chuckling".
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Post by Jack »

Hey stuck,

Lighten up, Francis!!
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Jack wrote:Hey stuck,

Lighten up, Francis!!
Jesus tits, I'd back off, stuck. Like NOW.
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Jack wrote:Hey stuck,

Lighten up, Francis!!
Eat shit and die.
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Post by Y2K »

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Jack wrote:Hey stuck,

Lighten up, Francis!!
Eat shit and die.
That wasn't very nice.
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Post by MgoBlue-LightSpecial »

You forgot

Sin,
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