Rachael Ray Pictorial

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 9:02 pm

shitty wytch jobs !!

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 9:27 pm

Don't diss America's little sister.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 10:36 pm

the first 2 are legit, I think. That last one is pretty cheesy though.

Rootbeer · Post by **Rootbeer** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 1:31 am

That first one looks terrible. So does the third one. The second one is believable.

King Crimson · Post by **King Crimson** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 2:40 am

Rachel Ray sucks out loud.

XXXL · Post by **XXXL** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 2:46 am

I'll take the back door on 3

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 3:57 am

The first two are real from her FHM pictorial from a few years ago. I remember a friend of mine polluting my e-mail inbox with those pics...Ugh.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 6:48 am

The line is that she's a naughty girl and likes golden showers and punishment.

I'll take the over.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 12:17 pm

OCmike wrote:The first two are real from her FHM pictorial from a few years ago. I remember a friend of mine polluting my e-mail inbox with those pics...Ugh.

nice way to out yourself, mike.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 12:22 pm

She needs a dick in her mouth 24/7 to shut her the fuck up. Annoying little bitch.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 12:46 pm

yeah, a dick slathered in a little EVOO.

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 12:50 pm

smackaholic wrote:
OCmike wrote:The first two are real from her FHM pictorial from a few years ago. I remember a friend of mine polluting my e-mail inbox with those pics...Ugh.
nice way to out yourself, mike.

What can I say, she's not my type. I like brunettes that are cute without make-up. She looks like a street 3 without make-up. I'll pass, thanks.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 1:12 pm

you don't like the thick little dago look? i thought everybody liked that. problem is, those thick little dagos tend to get thicker.....and thicker.....and thicker.....

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Fri Apr 27, 2007 1:12 pm

OCmike wrote:street 3.

? Never heard of this lingo. Is this anything like having a "block face"?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 4:14 pm

The very definition of irony: A bunch of "men" discussing which chicks from the food channel are hot or not, and why those preferences make another "gay."

Tears, Jerry.

Invictus · Post by **Invictus** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 4:53 pm

^This food network bitch puts Rachel and Giada to shame.

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 5:16 pm

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
OCmike wrote:street 3.
? Never heard of this lingo. Is this anything like having a "block face"?

Ever heard of an LA 9 or 10? Los Angeles has it's own special scale because so many hotties flock there for entertainment work that if you're a 9 in that town, you're off the charts in, say, Indianapolis. The Street scale is similar, but refers to just any old chick off the street. So you can be a Street 10, but only just barely crack the LA scale.

For clarification, people on the west coast and on national radio use the "LA" scale and I hadn't heard about someone being a "Street 4" or whatever, until I moved down south and started working with nogs. I found it funny though, so I picked it up.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 5:41 pm

Now this bitch is hot!

Seriously though...this one has some nice funbags. If she were a mute, she'd be mine.

Tiberious · Post by **Tiberious** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 5:46 pm

Yeah, I'd hit it.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 6:18 pm

IndyFrisco wrote:Now this bitch is hot!

Ina makes the best actual food on that network, imo. I don't think I've ever seen her make something that I wouldn't want to try.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 6:24 pm

Ina does make good food, but I still prefer Paula Deen's comfort foods over anything else anyone makes. I dig Alton Brown's gadgets too.

I watch Semi-Homemade, but I only watch that for two things...left and right breastasus.

Invictus · Post by **Invictus** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 7:00 pm

IndyFrisco wrote: I watch Semi-Homemade, but I only watch that for two things...left and right breastasus.

You might want to watch Nigella Cooks all the time then. I noticed that the camera deliberately includes her breasts jiggling whenever she stirs something. Like so:

Bedroom eyes don't hurt either.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 7:22 pm

I will keep an eye out for Nigella. Those look like some good boobily boobies.

Headhunter · Post by **Headhunter** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 8:16 pm

Figures vic would like someone named Nigella.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 9:08 pm

whatever she's named, I'd tap it with all of my might.

BBMarley · Post by **BBMarley** » Sat Apr 28, 2007 5:18 am

I love Giada... and her tendency to wear low cut shirts when cooking...

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Sat Apr 28, 2007 6:33 am

RadioFan wrote:
IndyFrisco wrote:Now this bitch is hot!

Ina makes the best actual food on that network, imo. I don't think I've ever seen her make something that I wouldn't want to try.

I'll bet you'd retract that statement if she squatted and dropped a loaf.

stuckinia · Post by **stuckinia** » Sat Apr 28, 2007 6:35 am

Trillions of my future offspring have coated the innards of a tube sock while I was watching Giada's cleavage.

General Peters · Post by **General Peters** » Sat Apr 28, 2007 3:29 pm

stuckinia wrote:Trillions of my future offspring have coated the innards of a tube sock while I was watching Giada's cleavage.

Fukken A, friend

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sat Apr 28, 2007 8:43 pm

RACK stuck. i called it last night, giada's weekend getaway is not only the best show on the food network, but the best show on fukkin tv, period. the one last night was in manhattan, she's walking around the city showing all the hot spots (H&H Bagles, rack that) and she's decked out to the fucking masses. there was scene of her walking around central park looking for the perfect place to eat her lunch. of course, when she finds her spot, she takes a seat and crosses her legs which, of course, frame her beautiful cleavage as it bounces up and down while she "savors" her lunch.

the key is to mute the tv and crank up the tunes. if you actually have to listen to her gush about fucking chocolate, it takes the fun away.

Invictus · Post by **Invictus** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 4:27 pm

Headhunter wrote:Figures vic would like someone named Nigella.

Nicely done.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 6:28 pm

1) rack hh
2) nigella is hot
3) rack the general, on principle

Jerkovich · Post by **Jerkovich** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 7:10 pm

OK, I met and chatted with RR while at a customers place in Morro Bay. She came in unexpectedly while filming one of her travel food thangs and wanted to speak to the owner of the shop, who happened to leave for lunch while I was down loading a patch on her POS system.

Rachael is about 5' nothing and probably 110 pound, soaking wet. She's a really nice individual with a pretty quick wit. She hung out and chatted until Traci came back. Long story short, my customer got an 5 minute spot on one of Ray's travel shows. It turned out to be a big boost to her business.

After meeting in person, I would have to say....no, that's not her.

Sorry you had to find out this way

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 8:36 pm

Jerkovich wrote:Rachael is about 5' nothing and probably 110 pound, soaking wet. She's a really nice individual with a pretty quick wit.

No shit. She posts here as Vixen.

Rootbeer · Post by **Rootbeer** » Tue May 01, 2007 6:34 pm

BBMarley wrote:

That's outstanding. She has that Jane Seymour -20 years look.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Tue May 01, 2007 8:23 pm

Jerkovich wrote:OK, I met and chatted with RR while at a customers place in Morro Bay. She came in unexpectedly while filming one of her travel food thangs and wanted to speak to the owner of the shop, who happened to leave for lunch while I was down loading a patch on her POS system.

Rachael is about 5' nothing and probably 110 pound, soaking wet. She's a really nice individual with a pretty quick wit. She hung out and chatted until Traci came back. Long story short, my customer got an 5 minute spot on one of Ray's travel shows. It turned out to be a big boost to her business.

After meeting in person, I would have to say....no, that's not her.

Sorry you had to find out this way

Was this about 5 or 6 months ago? My dad knows the owner of the Monterey Sardine Factory or something like that and said RR came to his joint on her CEN-CAL travels about that time frame. It was the same place where Clint Eastwood did a scene in Play Misty for Me where the owner did a cameo as the bartender in that movie at that place. He didn't really make a big deal about her showing up. I did see a few places I've been to that she fronted.

I just watched the 1961 movie One-Eyed Jacks (a BTW for the ZZ shit troll haytahs) and thought of y'all that use trolls to step. Anyway, great movie and I highly recommend it to those that like Westerns.

Rootbeer · Post by **Rootbeer** » Tue May 01, 2007 8:43 pm

Atomic Punk wrote: I just watched the 1961 movie One-Eyed Jacks (a BTW for the ZZ shit troll haytahs) and thought of y'all that use trolls to step. Anyway, great movie and I highly recommend it to those that like Westerns.

Really? I usually stop thinking about this place when I log off. To each his own, I guess.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue May 01, 2007 8:54 pm

You may be a one eyed jack around here, but I've seen the other side of your face.

Great movie.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue May 01, 2007 8:54 pm

Atomic Punk wrote: One-Eyed Jacks

FUMBLEEEEE!!!!!!

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Tue May 01, 2007 11:00 pm

Rootbeer wrote: Really? I usually stop thinking about this place when I log off.

Sure you do. Mormons are the biggest hypocrites there be yo.

Rootbeer wrote: To each his own, I guess.

So I see you're a m0d here. Must have something to do with your offline prowess.