Ladies and Gentlemen: the next President will be

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Sat Jul 08, 2006 2:59 pm

Dude stands a better chance of winning the death pool than the Presidency.

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Sat Jul 08, 2006 4:20 pm

Jsc810 wrote:Rudolph Giuliani.

Not a chance.

Jsc810 wrote:WAR calling your shot early

Slacker.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Sat Jul 08, 2006 4:55 pm

Derron wrote:Dude stands a better chance of winning the death pool than the Presidency.

Speaking of death pool, anybody have this guy in theirs? They're saying he'll recover, but very few people survive pancreatic cancer.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Sat Jul 08, 2006 5:37 pm

If not the Prez, he will be the VP.

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Sat Jul 08, 2006 6:02 pm

Better Rudy than a certain wife/co-dependent of a recent president.

Ace · Post by **Ace** » Sat Jul 08, 2006 7:03 pm

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Sat Jul 08, 2006 7:35 pm

Ace wrote:

He's a contenduh...

XXXL · Post by **XXXL** » Sat Jul 08, 2006 7:38 pm

Mrs. .......

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Sat Jul 08, 2006 7:56 pm

If not the Prez, he will be the VP.

No.

Mitt is a better balance candidate for GA, and no fucking way you'd see a Romney/Guliani ticket.

The Seer wrote:
Ace wrote:

He's a contenduh...

Diogenes wrote:It will be a two man race, Romney and Allen, Mitt will win in the end.

Jsc810 wrote:I'll take the hero of 9-11 against whoever you want to put against him.

Good call...in NYC. :twisted:

Romney has more experiance, will have more cash to spend and a better organization, and his so called negatives with the GOP right aren't as pronopunced as Rudy's.

Besides, who was the last mayor to win a nomination?

And you're still a slacker.

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Sat Jul 08, 2006 7:58 pm

And this guy is still a closet homo and an idiot...

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Sat Jul 08, 2006 9:57 pm

Diogenes wrote:And this guy is still a closet homo and an idiot...

But still entertaining; and refreshing after listening to political correctness for awhile...

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Sat Jul 08, 2006 9:57 pm

And the Dem nominee:

Mike Backer · Post by **Mike Backer** » Sat Jul 08, 2006 10:07 pm

Evan Bayh. Book it.

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Sat Jul 08, 2006 10:23 pm

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Sat Jul 08, 2006 11:18 pm

If the republicans want to put up a couple of moral crusaders at a time that Americans are tired of the GOP's fundamentalist agenda.....props, I guess.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Sat Jul 08, 2006 11:22 pm

You dont speak for me or America, dickbag.

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Sat Jul 08, 2006 11:55 pm

Whichever 'moral crusaders' :roll: the GOP nominates will trounce whichever amoral appeaser the neocoms in charge of the Party of Petain foist on the electorate.

Again. Bank on it.

TenTallBen · Post by **TenTallBen** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 2:41 am

Derron wrote:Dude stands a better chance of winning the death pool than the Presidency.

You're a fucking idiot. The only person who "wins the death pool" is someone who predicts the most people who will die that year. If you are insinuating that he has a better chance of kicking the bucket than becoming the POTUS then you should state it as such. Otherwise, you should just shut the fuck up.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 12:07 pm

The GOP needs the religious freak vote. Rudy is pro-choice and a philanderer. Don't think the idiot preachers can polish that turd. Rudy can't get out the vote.

Also, America has long since forgotten about 9/11. Bush wants them to so he can justify his war.

Mississippi Neck · Post by **Mississippi Neck** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 3:29 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:
Also, America has long since forgotten about 9/11. .

Nah, don't think so.

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 3:40 pm

When Felicity says 'America', he means the 40% or so clueless losers who always vote Democrat.

Like it matters who they think the GOP is going to nominate. :roll:

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 4:12 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:
Also, sheltered, naive, egocentric, radical lefties, idiots without context, and those that would be prone to letting history repeat itself, have long since forgotten about 9/11.

FTFY-NC

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 4:18 pm

Americans haven't forgotten about 9/11....that'll take a generation to happen.

We remember it quite well, enough to know that Bush's attempt to link it to Iraq is a bunch of crap.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 7:29 pm

Mississippi Neck wrote:
Bizzarofelice wrote:
Also, America has long since forgotten about 9/11. .

Nah, don't think so.

So there will be a great uproar about Dubya giving up on finding Osama?

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 8:23 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:
Mississippi Neck wrote:
Bizzarofelice wrote:
Also, America has long since forgotten about 9/11. .

Nah, don't think so.
So there will be a great uproar about Dubya giving up on finding Osama?

I doubt it. The bar of expectations has been lowered pretty well by Bush.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sun Jul 09, 2006 8:55 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:
Mississippi Neck wrote:
Bizzarofelice wrote:
Also, America has long since forgotten about 9/11. .

Nah, don't think so.
So there will be a great uproar about Dubya giving up on finding Osama?

Osama who?

Mississippi Neck · Post by **Mississippi Neck** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 9:06 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:
Mississippi Neck wrote:
Bizzarofelice wrote:
Also, America has long since forgotten about 9/11. .

Nah, don't think so.
So there will be a great uproar about Dubya giving up on finding Osama?

If you think the USA has long since forgotten about 9\11 (as you claim), you're wrong. Try to not to dodge and weave your original statement. Admit you're wrong and we can move on to your next question posed above...

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 10:32 pm

If you think the USA has long since forgotten about 9\11 (as you claim), you're wrong.

Then why has America allowed itself to be distracted away from the perpetrators? Have you forgotten?

9/11 is in the past. America has a new set of problems; gay marriage, drilling off the coasts, flag burning, newspapers that reprint items the adminstration doesn't like. Any lessons to be derived from the event have long since been spun into the ground. Fucking truth.

The unity and drive we had immediately after is gone. We're back to selfish squabbling amongst ourselves. 9/11 is forgotten.

Obviously Mississippi Neck has a giant altar to the event in his living room and has maintained it since 9/12/01. Should I apologize because I questioned just how diligent he is with his mania? You still collecting Franklin Mint plates depicting the event?

Rudy Guliani thinks being the eloquent and strong figurehead at the time of a national tragedy will get him the presidency in 2008? He wasn't a well-liked mayor before the event. He has "got homeless to stop cleaning windows" on his resume, 9-11 and nothing else. He has been forgotten. He was strong 7 years too early.

Jimmy Medalions · Post by **Jimmy Medalions** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 10:39 pm

Diego in Seattle wrote:The bar of expectations has been lowered pretty well

Sincerely,
DMVPed's IQ

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 12:20 am

Bizzarofelice wrote:Rudy Guliani thinks being the eloquent and strong figurehead at the time of a national tragedy will get him the presidency in 2008? He wasn't a well-liked mayor before the event. He has "got homeless to stop cleaning windows" on his resume, 9-11 and nothing else. He has been forgotten. He was strong 7 years too early.

More importantly, he and Pataki despise each other. Rudy even went so far as to endorse a Democrat against Pataki. Don't think that will ever be forgotten by NY Republicans. Anybody remember what happened when Rudy tried to get his homeboy Bernie Kerik appointed as Secretary of Homeland Security? That guy was Rudy's closest ally and he was exposed as being totaly corrupt in a matter of days. If people don't think that Kerik's scandals won't touch Guliani they are fucking high. There are people here in NY just waiting to drop a bomb on Rudy should he ever even remotely resemble a frontrunner.

Mississippi Neck · Post by **Mississippi Neck** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 1:20 am

Bizzarofelice wrote: Then why has America allowed itself to be distracted away from the perpetrators? Have you forgotten?

The unity and drive we had immediately after is gone. We're back to selfish squabbling amongst ourselves. 9/11 is forgotten.

Sorry if you're distracted by political maneuvering and shiny baubles..most are not.

It is ok, if everyone has their opinion and views on how we acheive success against terrorism, right? Does that mean everyone has forgotten?

No. It means the USA moves on after 9/11 and works the way it should.
Are you really this dim?

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 12:46 pm

Mississippi Neck wrote: Sorry if you're distracted by political maneuvering and shiny baubles..most are not.

Nigga please. America loves karaoke shows, Jay Leno, Jessica Simpson and JibJab cartoons. They can be distracted by anything.

The Whistle Is Screaming · Mon Jul 10, 2006 2:11 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:Rudy Guliani thinks being the eloquent and strong figurehead at the time of a national tragedy will get him the presidency in 2008? He wasn't a well-liked mayor before the event.

I give him props for how he handled 9-11. As far as his popularity was before the event, probably something close to 50-50. He did use his popularity after 9-11 to get his boy Bloomberg elected.

Bizzarofelice wrote: He has "got homeless to stop cleaning windows" on his resume, 9-11 and nothing else.

Dude cleaned up much of NYC and Manhatten in particular. Anyone who spent any amount of time there before, during and after his time in office can attest to that. Look at Time Square in particular, it's transformation is nothing short of amazing. Of course the Pimp/Ho/Stripclub/pornoshop/freak contingents aren't to happy about it, but it's tourist fucking heaven now.

Bizzarofelice wrote: He has been forgotten. He was strong 7 years too early.

Werd! If he wanted to get back in the game and make a run at the Whitehouse, he'd need to do something dramatic that would create a national buzz, like run against Hillary and take her seat.

BSmack wrote:More importantly, he and Pataki despise each other. Rudy even went so far as to endorse a Democrat against Pataki. Don't think that will ever be forgotten by NY Republicans.

No shit, that was pretty funny.

BSmack wrote:There are people here in NY just waiting to drop a bomb on Rudy should he ever even remotely resemble a frontrunner.

Can you say, Mafia?

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 2:22 pm

TenTallBen wrote:
Derron wrote:Dude stands a better chance of winning the death pool than the Presidency.
You're a fucking idiot. The only person who "wins the death pool" is someone who predicts the most people who will die that year. If you are insinuating that he has a better chance of kicking the bucket than becoming the POTUS then you should state it as such. Otherwise, you should just shut the fuck up.

The only person who you have to explain the Death Pool to is yourself you bong smoking cocksucker. Everyone else gets it, but no doubt you had to spend an entire night trying to figure that one out and then when you finally had a glimmer of intelligence, you had to jerk off to celebrate your own personal moral victory over your own stupidity, and had to start all over again.

Continue to look for minor deviations from your norm to obsess on, you fuckin moron.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 3:01 pm

Continue to look like a Grade “A” Certified Retard, Derron.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 3:05 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:Continue to look like a Grade “A” Certified Retard, Derron.

Continue to have your carp lips wrapped around TenTallBens ( your bitch) miniscule penis while you simpletons try to come up with one brain from two pea brains.

The Whistle Is Screaming · Mon Jul 10, 2006 3:10 pm

Derron wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Continue to look like a Grade “A” Certified Retard, Derron.
Continue to have your carp lips wrapped around TenTallBens ( your bitch) miniscule penis while you simpletons try to come up with one brain from two pea brains.

Derron,
That reply did not help your case. :D

I've seen better from you so get to it.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 3:10 pm

Sorry, Derron, but TTB was right. You completely fucked up the death pool reference. No real shocker there, you make Cicero look like a Rhodes Scholar.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 3:20 pm

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:Can you say, Mafia?

Nah, the mafia isn't nearly as vengeful as the New York State GOP. And they aren't half as efficient when it comes to taking someone out. Besides, most of the guys Rudy sent up the river are dead. Even the guys who took over for the guys Rudy sent up the river are dead or locked down.

If Rudy should ever begin to look like the presumptive nominee, look for some shit about Giuliani Partners and Giuliani-Kerik LLC to hit the fan. No way that business was 100% above board.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 3:21 pm

rack TTB

T1B

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