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Thats just great.......
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11? Surprised she has started to bleed already.


BTW, 11 years old puts her in the 5th grade, while at 15 that boy is at least a Freshman. What kind of pathetic fucking loser dates a 5th grader when you are in HS??
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Cicero wrote:11? Surprised she has started to bleed already.
~classy~

... and you really want people to believe you aren't Crown???

Cicero wrote:BTW, 11 years old puts her in the 5th grade, while at 15 that boy is at least a Freshman. What kind of pathetic fucking loser dates a 5th grader when you are in HS??
Umm... most 11 year olds would be in 6th grade.

but hey, you went to high school in Florida... so "counting" isn't exactly required to pass onto the next level.
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Cicero wrote:11? Surprised she has started to bleed already.


BTW, 11 years old puts her in the 5th grade, while at 15 that boy is at least a Freshman. What kind of pathetic fucking loser dates a 5th grader when you are in HS??
One who knows that she puts out......... :lol:
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That is simply disgusting. Pathetic parenting. The mother should be locked up.
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Cicero wrote:BTW, 11 years old puts her in the 5th grade, while at 15 that boy is at least a Freshman. What kind of pathetic fucking loser dates a 5th grader when you are in HS??
Umm... most 11 year olds would be in 6th grade.

but hey, you went to high school in Florida... so "counting" isn't exactly required to pass onto the next level.

Ummm, most kids are 11 in the 5th grade dumbshit.
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Cicero wrote:
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Cicero wrote:BTW, 11 years old puts her in the 5th grade, while at 15 that boy is at least a Freshman. What kind of pathetic fucking loser dates a 5th grader when you are in HS??
Umm... most 11 year olds would be in 6th grade.

but hey, you went to high school in Florida... so "counting" isn't exactly required to pass onto the next level.

Ummm, most kids are 11 in the 5th grade dumbshit.
My bad... I forgot you're from "the south".
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Florida isnt the "south" dipshit.
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Cicero wrote:Florida isnt the "south" dipshit.

huh?
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Jeeeezus christ, most people in FL would say that FL although geographically yes in the south, they are different culturally than the rest of "south."
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11, turning 12 is in the 6th grade.

Every way possible, this is a sad, sad story.
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Is 11 too young?
I get it! This is a Jeopardy question,

What did Michael Jackson say to the Judge after being acquitted of his latest Pedophile charges?

also,

What did the Catholic Priest ask his Bishop about having sex with Alter Boys?

(Bishop, replied... TOO OLD!)
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Killian wrote:11, turning 12 is in the 6th grade.

Every way possible, this is a sad, sad story.
true, even if she was in the 6th grade, still messed up that she is pregant and neither mommy or daddy can drive a car.
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the joke down here is that the
"south" ends around Gainesville !!

scary thought is that she'll be a Great-
Grandmother at 33 ??
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I'm waiting on the liberals here at T1B to come in here harping about the way this "mum" is raising her kids.
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knocked up 11 year old wrote:"I didn't think I'd get pregnant because it was my first time. But I'm really excited and looking forward to being a mum.

"I can't wait to take the baby swimming and out for walks in the pram. I think I'll be able to cope as I've had lots of practice looking after my brothers.

"I know how to feed a baby its bottle and I can change nappies. But I panic and cry if they're sick and I don't like giving them a bath because I'm a bit frightened.

You seem to have a good grasp on reality. You'll do fine and don't worrry, babies hardly ever get sick or cry.



This is great stuff ...
knocked up 11 year old wrote:I knew straight away that I couldn't have an abortion because that's something I don't believe in.
Yet ...

knocked up 11 year old wrote:began smoking at nine and started drinking tonic wine and vodka cocktails at ten. She claimed her cigarette habit was not harming the health of her unborn child.
So she has the morality to avoid an abortion, but not enough to keep herself from getting knocked up in the first place not to mention the drinking & smoking habit. Glad she cleared up that smoking while pregnant issue, I guess all those Doctors & researchers were wrong. Thanks 11 yo slut!
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Her 34-year-old mother, who gave birth to her youngest child eight months ago, said she was 'proud' of her daughter
Got to be fucking kidding me...
Agreed. Sounds like a real winner as a "mum" there.
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trev wrote:I'm waiting on the liberals here at T1B to come in here harping about the way this "mum" is raising her kids.
trev,
Which "mum" are you talking about? Neither one is going to win any awards except for, hopefully (crosses fingers) a Darwin award.

What does it matter if you are liberal or conservative, anyone who thinks the 34 yo has done a "good" job of raising her kid is an idiot. The 11 yo doesn't show much promise of being a competent mother either.
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The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:
trev wrote:I'm waiting on the liberals here at T1B to come in here harping about the way this "mum" is raising her kids.
trev,
Which "mum" are you talking about? Neither one is going to win any awards except for, hopefully (crosses fingers) a Darwin award.

What does it matter if you are liberal or conservative, anyone who thinks the 34 yo has done a "good" job of raising her kid is an idiot. The 11 yo doesn't show much promise of being a competent mother either.
The "liberal" woulda had an abortion.
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m2 wrote: Umm... most 11 year olds would be in 6th grade.

but hey, you went to high school in Florida... so "counting" isn't exactly required to pass onto the next level.
Once again- you open your maggot infested cock garage and show what a toolbox you are. Depedning on when their birthday is- the kids will be 11 in 5th grade. They can be 11 in 6, but the bigger majority will most likely be 11 for most of the year
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Smackie Chan wrote: The "liberal" woulda had an abortion.
Smackie sighting, everyone .... what is it that we do when we see you? I keep forgetting. Damn these dead brain cells of mine!

In this case "lib" or "con" has no bearing on the obvious failure of this 34 yo mother/grandmother to be. We should join together and as a bipartisan act, make fun of these idiots for our mutual entertainment and enjoyment. Is that so hard?
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The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:
Smackie sighting, everyone .... what is it that we do when we see you?

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The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:
Smackie Chan wrote: The "liberal" woulda had an abortion.
Smackie sighting, everyone .... what is it that we do when we see you? I keep forgetting. Damn these dead brain cells of mine!

In this case "lib" or "con" has no bearing on the obvious failure of this 34 yo mother/grandmother to be. We should join together and as a bipartisan act, make fun of these idiots for our mutual entertainment and enjoyment. Is that so hard?
No argument there, but makin' fun of trevortard is always sporting, too.
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Smackie Chan wrote: No argument there, but makin' fun of trevortard is always sporting, too.
As in "shooting fish in a barrel" sort of way I guess.
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The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:
Smackie Chan wrote: No argument there, but makin' fun of trevortard is always sporting, too.
As in "shooting fish in a barrel" sort of way I guess.
True ... not exactly big game.
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Look on the bright side. This 11 year old atleast has that wonderful socialized prenatal care. Why, if she was here in the states, she'd likely have miscarried by now, given our horrific private system.

That's another reason to stay with our system.
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The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:Thanks 11 yo slut!
I fail to see how someone whose had sex once can be called a 'slut'. Horribly misguided, yes, slut no.

And she'll be able to enjoy being a grandmother at 22. Scoreboard her.
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Cicero wrote:Jeeeezus christ, most people in FL would say that FL although geographically yes in the south, they are different culturally than the rest of "south."
Your whole state is a fuckin' hanging chad mistake.
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In South Carolina,

The minimum age for a female to get married is 14 and it is 16 for a male.

If you are under 18, you will need a certified copy of your birth certificate and a notarized statement of parental consent.

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In the United States, all but one state requires that a couple be 18 in order to marry without parental permission. Nebraska sets the age of majority at 19. Although a few states will waive this requirement if there is a pregnancy, the couple may still have to have court approval.

Delware, Florida, Georgia, Kentucky, Maryland, and Oklahoma: Allow pregnant teens or teens who have already had a child to get married without parental consent. However in Florida, Kentucky, and Oklahoma, the young couple must have authorization from a court. Maryland requires that the minor be at least 16. Even with parental approval, many states will require court approval when a person is 16 years of age or less.

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IMO, 11 is too young to have sex and way too young to have a child.

However, I worked with a 10 year old girl that had a child. Her stepfather was the father of the child. He was 46, so their average age was higher :meds: ). The mother stayed married to this creep, even after he later impregnated her 14 year old daughter...

Some people just don't live by society's rules!!
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She was 8 (ate) before she was 12.....

Probably bounces her out of the Abstinence Assn.... :?
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What kind of pathetic fucking loser dates a 5th grader when you are in HS??
You stupid fuck.....he was not dating her, he was fucking her.

That's generally considered at least a misdemanor or felony in some states.

In the South its referred to as normal.

Nice family and the tradition continues and the gene pool is diluted some more.
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Cicero wrote:Jeeeezus christ, most people in FL would say that FL although geographically yes in the south, they are different culturally than the rest of "south."
Bullshit.
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Exactly what are the "age of consent" laws there in Britian? Is it even legal to fuck an 11 year old, even if you're only 15 (or 14) yourself?

Also, okay, she's pregnant (and pretty far along too, from the looks of things) at age 11. Hell, she might've even been 10 when she actually got knocked up...

On what possible level could her mom actually be "proud of her"??

Knowing this, aborting that child ought to be mandatory. There's no way the government should have to foot the bill for this idiot and her "family".
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The alleged dad is 15, wonder how his folks are taking it?
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