The Daily Crazy Mofo

[HighPlainsGrifter]

King County Assessor = Stalker guy.

https://mynorthwest.com/local/king-coun ... or/4093657

For those of you scoring at home, what the most surprising part of this story? It's not the mayor of Seattle, who once held a gun on a pregnant woman in a road rage incident (channeling his inner G. Floyd) saying that the behavior of stalker guy disqualifies him from public service.

Some assessments take longer than others. Like a really tough rank 'em.

[bungle clone]

HPG doesn't proclaim page ownership. He simply assumes it.

[Diego in Seattle]

HH1 is displaying dry-side vaginal dryness.

[HighPlainsGrifter]

HPG doesn't proclaim page ownership. He simply assumes it.

I pwn every page. Kinda my schtick around here.

[HighHard1]

How can you have a TDCM thread without crazy airplane lady with nice breatesses. An oldy but a goody but probably wouldn't qualify in Roux's scoring system for pervs and peds. Seems like she's doing quite nicely for himself as she moves towards Only Fans. I expect a report from one of you scaly fingered mooks soon.

https://nypost.com/2025/06/03/us-news/t ... ew-career/

[HighPlainsGrifter]

How can you have a TDCM thread without crazy airplane lady with nice breatesses. An oldy but a goody but probably wouldn't qualify in Roux's scoring system for pervs and peds. Seems like she's doing quite nicely for himself as she moves towards Only Fans. I expect a report from one of you scaly fingered mooks soon.

https://nypost.com/2025/06/03/us-news/t ... ew-career/

She had been rumored to have joined OnlyFans, which features adult content, but Passes forbids explicit material, according to the outlet.

Pron, your thoughts?

Gomas will share behind-the-scenes looks at “my chaos: work, workouts, pups, sports, shoes, & fits,” according to her bio on Passes.

It will cost $9.99 a month to “fly” with Gomas — the cheapest of several tiers she has on the site, which allows you access to her wall and earns discounts on her merchandise.

Sounds like ten bucks a month to see her Facebook bullshit. Not in.

[Mikey]

Just read a Facebook post where someone was in a local CVS store and some guy got hauled out of the restroom by four or five Sheriffs, stuffed into a police car and then into an ambulance a few minutes later. The witness needed to pee so they went into the restroom and found a butane bottle on floor. Maybe I’m naive but I didn’t even know that people were huffing butane to get high. You’ve gotta one desperate Crazy Mofo to be huffing butane.

Anyone here ever tried that? Is it a pleasant sort of high? What are some other Crazy Mofo ways folks are resorting to these days to catch a buzz?

[mvscal]

Just read a Facebook post where someone was in a local CVS store and some guy got hauled out of the restroom by four or five Sheriffs, stuffed into a police car and then into an ambulance a few minutes later. The witness needed to pee so they went into the restroom and found a butane bottle on floor. Maybe I’m naive but I didn’t even know that people were huffing butane to get high. You’ve gotta one desperate Crazy Mofo to be huffing butane.

Anyone here ever tried that? Is it a pleasant sort of high? What are some other Crazy Mofo ways folks are resorting to these days to catch a buzz?

Nope. Just whippets back in my college daze in Austin.

[Mikey]

Just read a Facebook post where someone was in a local CVS store and some guy got hauled out of the restroom by four or five Sheriffs, stuffed into a police car and then into an ambulance a few minutes later. The witness needed to pee so they went into the restroom and found a butane bottle on floor. Maybe I’m naive but I didn’t even know that people were huffing butane to get high. You’ve gotta one desperate Crazy Mofo to be huffing butane.

Anyone here ever tried that? Is it a pleasant sort of high? What are some other Crazy Mofo ways folks are resorting to these days to catch a buzz?

Nope. Just whippets back in my college daze in Austin.

So you got off on whippets? Color me shocked.

[Python]

Under no circumstance have I ever seen that movie.

[mvscal]

Under no circumstance have I ever seen that movie.

How about the blooper reel?

[HighHard1]

For the most part I've not posted people who in the course of their craziness have done serious harm to others. We can debate the harm done by pissing in someone's water bottle or crazy plane lady; there is no argument about degenerates like Lori Vallow, but for the most part just tried to find fuckers that did, well, something pretty fucked up. Perhaps one the distinguishing characteristics of TDCM is there disconnection from reality that is so severe they have no understanding that what they've done is truly fucked up and along that line I give you Varius Williams whom when asked by his baby mom where their son was cleverly quipped, " I threw that nigga into a river."

https://nypost.com/2025/06/13/us-news/f ... osecutors/

[Sudden Sam]

For the most part I've not posted people who in the course of their craziness have done serious harm to others. We can debate the harm done by pissing in someone's water bottle or crazy plane lady; there is no argument about degenerates like Lori Vallow, but for the most part just tried to find fuckers that did, well, something pretty fucked up. Perhaps one the distinguishing characteristics of TDCM is there disconnection from reality that is so severe they have no understanding that what they've done is truly fucked up and along that line I give you Varius Williams whom when asked by his baby mom where their son was cleverly quipped, " I threw that nigga into a river."

https://nypost.com/2025/06/13/us-news/f ... osecutors/

Damn. Another potential positive contributor to our society locked up for one little misstep.

[mvscal]

I give you Varius Williams whom when asked by his baby mom where their son was cleverly quipped, " I threw that nigga into a river."

https://nypost.com/2025/06/13/us-news/f ... osecutors/

Did he work for Planned Parenthood?

[HighPlainsGrifter]

I give you Varius Williams whom when asked by his baby mom where their son was cleverly quipped, " I threw that nigga into a river."

https://nypost.com/2025/06/13/us-news/f ... osecutors/

Did he work for Planned Parenthood?

Obviously not or he'd have packed it on ice and sold it for parts.

Didn't work for the Clintons either or he'd sell the whole kid for some spirit cooking with the Podestas.

Nikkers can't even do human trafficking right.

[mvscal]

I give you Varius Williams whom when asked by his baby mom where their son was cleverly quipped, " I threw that nigga into a river."

https://nypost.com/2025/06/13/us-news/f ... osecutors/

Did he work for Planned Parenthood?

Obviously not or he'd have packed it on ice and sold it for parts.

Didn't work for the Clintons either or he'd sell the whole kid for some spirit cooking with the Podestas.

Nikkers can't even do human trafficking right.

I'm sure Black Lives Matter will be on this case like...white on rice.