Celebrity Death Thread Title by Open Vote

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Tue Jun 03, 2025 6:52 am

Jonathan Joss, TV actor, killed in Texas at 59.

bungle clone · Post by **bungle clone** » Tue Jun 03, 2025 8:15 am

L45B · Post by **L45B** » Tue Jun 03, 2025 11:52 am

Girthy sea cucumber
Bored with everyday moss
Was feeling droopy
Until floated along—>Jonathan Joss

Dr_Phibes · Post by **Dr_Phibes** » Tue Jun 03, 2025 2:29 pm

unidentified decedent

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Jun 03, 2025 3:03 pm

rapid unplanned disassembly

Roux · Post by **Roux** » Tue Jun 03, 2025 10:19 pm

HighPlainsGrifter · Post by **HighPlainsGrifter** » Tue Jun 03, 2025 11:21 pm

That fukken sucks. Leave the fags alone. Leave everyone alone.

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Tue Jun 03, 2025 11:42 pm

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Tue Jun 03, 2025 11:21 pm That fukken sucks. Leave the fags alone. Leave everyone alone.

Very sincere, HPG....very sincere.

HighPlainsGrifter · Post by **HighPlainsGrifter** » Tue Jun 03, 2025 11:43 pm

*Queers.

My bad.

HighHard1 · Post by **HighHard1** » Wed Jun 04, 2025 10:47 am

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Tue Jun 03, 2025 11:21 pm That fukken sucks. Leave the fags alone. Leave everyone alone.

Sounds like Target's/Bud Light's new marketing slogan. I can picture the banner above the cooler in the local mini mart.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Wed Jun 04, 2025 1:10 pm

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Tue Jun 03, 2025 11:21 pm That fukken sucks. Leave the fags alone. Leave everyone alone.

FTFY

HighPlainsGrifter · Post by **HighPlainsGrifter** » Wed Jun 04, 2025 1:31 pm

I don't know who that is. Looks less fuckable than Miley Cyrus though.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Wed Jun 04, 2025 1:38 pm

I would hope so, considering you’d prolly have to roll him over to get much done.

Roux · Post by **Roux** » Wed Jun 04, 2025 3:19 pm

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Tue Jun 03, 2025 11:21 pm

T1B