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Title 42 expires on May 11th.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-65477653

5/11


The boogeyman cometh!





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Snowflakes will melt.
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Queerland will be there to greet them with splayed ass cheeks.

Well, cum, Refugees!
Screw_Michigan wrote: Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:39 pmUnlike you tards, I actually have functioning tastebuds and a refined pallet.
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mvscal wrote: Tue May 09, 2023 6:34 pm Queerland will be there to greet them with splayed ass cheeks.

Well, cum, Refugees!
fukken yep :lol:
well kiss my ass and call it rosy
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General Peters wrote: Tue May 09, 2023 6:47 pm
mvscal wrote: Tue May 09, 2023 6:34 pm Queerland will be there to greet them with splayed ass cheeks.

Well, cum, Refugees!
fukken yep :lol:
Homosmack is awesome.

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Keep "heat" nearby.
"It''s not dark yet--but it's getting there". -- Bob Dylan

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Kierland wrote: Tue May 09, 2023 6:49 pm
General Peters wrote: Tue May 09, 2023 6:47 pm
mvscal wrote: Tue May 09, 2023 6:34 pm Queerland will be there to greet them with splayed ass cheeks.

Well, cum, Refugees!
fukken yep :lol:
Homosmack is awesome.

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Calling people Nazis, racists, homophones, transphobes, is of such high intellect.
:lol:
well kiss my ass and call it rosy
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Wolfman wrote: Wed May 10, 2023 2:12 am Keep "heat" nearby.
In case 12 year olds are playing hide and seek near your home.
kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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General Peters wrote: Wed May 10, 2023 12:51 pm
Kierland wrote: Tue May 09, 2023 6:49 pm
General Peters wrote: Tue May 09, 2023 6:47 pm

fukken yep :lol:
Homosmack is awesome.

Sin,
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Calling people Nazis, racists, homophones, transphobes, is of such high intellect.
:lol:
That you don’t see the difference between homosmack and baggin on “homophones” and racists says all anyone needs to know about you. You people are human garbage.

Fuck off Nazi.
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Wolfman wrote: Wed May 10, 2023 2:12 am Keep "heat" nearby.
It does help for sore muscles and joints.
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Wolfman wrote: Wed May 10, 2023 2:12 am Keep "heat" nearby.
And the volume cranked

kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Screw_Michigan wrote: Wed May 10, 2023 12:52 pm
Wolfman wrote: Wed May 10, 2023 2:12 am Keep "heat" nearby.
In case 12 year olds are playing hide and seek near your home.
Or in case a basketball rolls into your yard.
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Or you pick the wrong car in the parking lot.
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If my next door neighbor's loudmouthed wiener dog ever sets foot in my yard I'm going to exercise my right to stomp the living shit out of it.
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Do you feel safe?

Can you come out of your home?
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Luckily there’s a fence between me and the 2 lb hound from Hell. But it’s got a really loud, penetrating bark and it comes over and barks non stop every time I walk out the front door or drive up in my car. The owner always comes out and gets it after a few minutes but by then it’s really not doing any good. And they’ve never done anything to train it not to bark.
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Squirt gun with clorox

:satan:
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Kierland wrote: Fri May 12, 2023 7:55 pm https://www.hepper.com/best-ultrasonic- ... l-devices/

You’re welcome.
Except I doubt the neighbor will let Mikey put the collar on their dog. What's needed is a directed, focused, hi power ultra sonic bull horn, pistol mount. Like a laser but 50 to 70khz 220db square waves.

Light him up (train him) Mikey.
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You didn’t scroll enough. They have ones for your yard you can point at the neighbors. They even have one “disguised “ as a piece of wood.
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Well shut my mouth. Thanks
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I bought one of those ultra sonic motion activated varmint repellers. Didn’t do much good though because it it would only cover a small length of the fence. Maybe not powerful enough? And one time the neighbors were doing some work over near there and the wife complained that it was bothering her. I guess I needed to set it for smaller animals.

I’ve been told that hair spray will do the trick. Spray it in their face while they’re barking and when they breathe in it’s basically lights out. I would have to find a way to do it that didn’t point to me though.
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https://youtu.be/GVUEtrA0rSg


:lol:

Trump does it again....dead nuts on.
well kiss my ass and call it rosy
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Ah how cute, you are sucking traitor dick again. Why do you hate America? You don’t have to answer that, we know it the gays and the blacks and the uppity women.
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Kierland wrote: Sun May 14, 2023 1:25 pm Ah how cute, you are sucking traitor dick again. Why do you hate America?

Yes, because warning Americans about the devastation inflicted by ending Title 42 and having open borders is so traitorous and an America Last thing to do, unlike selling out America to China and having an open border policy, both of which are so patriotic.

What a shit for brains you are. A total shit for brains.
well kiss my ass and call it rosy
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Yes sucking a traitor’s dick is traitorous. You’re just pissed because your precious .pedo got blowed up and now your safe space is gone. Fuck off nazi.
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